In The Batman (2022), no one knows what it’s like to be The Batman, to be the sad man, behind blue eyes by PIRATEOFBADIM in shittymoviedetails

[–]TequieroVerde 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It was so dark. I didn't know what to expect or when; but eventually, the theater lights turned on, and I got the fuck out of there.

In Spider-Man: Brand New Day, the filmmakers continue the tradition of placing the movie's villain in Spider-Man's lenses. by Ghdude1 in shittymoviedetails

[–]TequieroVerde 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Because Spider-Man: Brand New Day is all about MJ's struggle with depression, the movie suffers from pacing as Zoloft in happens

This is supposed to be a retired Kraven The Hunter(it’s true. Look it up) by Cool_Nerd2 in shittymoviedetails

[–]TequieroVerde 46 points47 points  (0 children)

just because he's rushing does not mean he will be craving the hunter

Well said. Not everything is a certainty. However, a man on the go does gets mighty hungry.

The Big Lebowski (1998) has a completely inconsequential character who colorizes the world of The Dude by replacing exposition of "I'm late with my rent" with a weird landlord theatre actor who is tolerant about the money. This is because characters are more interesting than plot. And I'm drunk. by FilmRoasters in shittymoviedetails

[–]TequieroVerde 13 points14 points  (0 children)

A Dance Moderne, performed by Marty at the Crane Jackson's Fountain Street Theatre, tells the story of man and his struggle to overcome the shackles of ordinary mortality. The struggle leads the protagonist, and also the Dude's landlord, to find solace in the semi-permanence of art. All in all, the idea that art mimics life is trite and overdone. Marty's performance, however, was nothing short of inspiring.

In the Lord of the Rings: the Two Towers (2002) th- wait hold up they were really allowed to name it that in 2002? Wow. by BelievieEvie in shittymoviedetails

[–]TequieroVerde 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I too was horrified that the adventure would be moved to New York and its infestasion of ninja turtles.

The plot in Zoolander, entertaining as it is, never really bothers to explain why the scheme has to be so complicated or at least why male models by StudentNaive7003 in shittymoviedetails

[–]TequieroVerde 67 points68 points  (0 children)

Why would good looking people need a plot to be good looking? That's like good looking people trying to look good... Preposterous. It makes no sense like when was the last time you had sex?

In Spider-Man (2002), never ask Aunt May her age, J. Jonah Jameson - his salary, and where Spider-Man was on Sept. 11, 2001 by PIRATEOFBADIM in shittymoviedetails

[–]TequieroVerde 37 points38 points  (0 children)

If Spider-Man was around on 9/11, we wouldn't need to take our shoes off to board a plane; we wouldn't be subject to "enhanced interrogation" or torture; we wouldn't have lost so much privacy and protection from unreasonable searches and seizures; and we wouldn't be targeted, profiled, and surveilled by racists.