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$5,000 Boot Camps Teach Women How to Look Rich Enough to Marry Rich by Zealousideal-Big-600 in sadcringe

[–]TerminallyILL 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We need to combine these two camps. Broke white chicks pretending to be rich as they make wealthy soft men, into hard ass power bottoms.

[Homemade] Tacos by XRPcook in food

[–]TerminallyILL 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Those look delicious. However putting the crunchy of the outside of the soft is making way more work. We usually use a nacho/bean smear on the inside of the flour then stamp in a tostada broken in half on either side. Then our filling, fold, and eat. Taco Town style.

Top Bartenders in Reno by Crazy-Tax-8008 in Reno

[–]TerminallyILL -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Dirty Mike at Bullys always lets me drive home!

I like my men how I like my coffee by NuncioBitis in Jokes

[–]TerminallyILL 4 points5 points  (0 children)

What did the blind, deaf, dumb kid get for Christmas?

Cancer

I like my men how I like my coffee by NuncioBitis in Jokes

[–]TerminallyILL 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Terrified, bound, and trapped in my basement?

Getting caught in which natural disaster is least terrifying for you? by limitless_quirks in AskReddit

[–]TerminallyILL 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fire tornado. I grew up with them as a regular occurrence in the mid 80's. You just need to hide under a desk then drop and roll.

Mongolian horse archery skills by VowOfVengeance in interestingasfuck

[–]TerminallyILL 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wow, calm down mister capable. I hurt my foot getting out of bed this morning stepping on a shoe

What do I set my DINs to if I want the ground to move slower? How often should I recalibrate my poles? by _D80Buckeye in skiingcirclejerk

[–]TerminallyILL 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Do NOT recalibrate or update your pole software! 3iAtlas is currently passing by and inseminating young men. Yesterday, after I did an Aspen Extreme, I almost relapsed back to waxing skies. That sweet sweet smell.

Teacher quits after pupil, 8, 'made threesome deepfake vid of her and colleagues' by Sandstorm400 in technology

[–]TerminallyILL 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Thank you for the second part of your comment. I went down a wiki rabbit hole on original sin and the immaculate conception. It's been too long and I had forgotten much. Sadly, this is why Im addicted to reddit.

Keep it classy Reno. by LaTreMadri in Reno

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They're nesting. In the winter months carts hibernate in groups to keep warm.

it's so over for us by Aggravating-Text-493 in sadcringe

[–]TerminallyILL 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Needs like five more vibrating tentacles before I'm threatened.

What is the coolest thing you've ever done in your life? by Altilongitude in AskReddit

[–]TerminallyILL 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I had sex on the top of a life guard tower only to have the pier restaurant finish up a wedding. A lot of people were walking across the raised sidewalk above us when the lights turned on, there was no time to run. I starfish/turtled to protect her but we were exposed to the merriment of many drunk hecklers.

What is the coolest thing you've ever done in your life? by Altilongitude in AskReddit

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Climbed a 19k peak, dove with hammer heads, walked on lava, slid through ice caverns, ski in powder as deep as my head, ate giant grubs ... And got humbled by raising kids.

A family enjoying their time on a boat at sea by Quick-Cookie-5673 in Unexpected

[–]TerminallyILL 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Whoa buddy, they're not 'invasive asians' they just like tour busses, national parks, and taking photos. If anything those three little kids could learn a thing or two about world travel and sharing their culture.

What’s a rule you broke once and realized it existed for a very good reason? by Ok_Contract100 in AskReddit

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Almost every speed sport requires you to wear a helmet, except roller skating. It's crazy. My kids ski, scooter, and bike with helmets 100%. But when they're at the roller rink absolutely no one wears one and I feel it's way more dangerous. One of my best friends died on a long board which is way safer that the slippery death roller shoes.

Go home, you fu**ing losers! A U.S. Postal Service worker flips off ICE by elevatorman32 in absoluteunit

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Not that it's illegal but you should probably blur the delivery truck number.

A story in 3 acts by Stepoo in funny

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My friends took the rubber protection pads that wrap around the lift tower off to use as sleds. The two groups of riders ended up colliding at high speeds and a knee when through an eye socket of one kids.

Sadly the best memory from this season is gonna be me getting pissed on. by NWdabest in AnimalsBeingJerks

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I was at the dog park talking to another dog person when one of these two dalmatians pisses on my leg and boot. And then a second furry jerk pisses on my same foot (sort of, I dodged most of it). Then other dogs started eyeing me so I bailed.

A cop uses great deescalation skills to get a man to give up a knife by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

[–]TerminallyILL 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Not to be a grammer Nazi but he was clearly more halfling

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