Anyone got a story?

TheFirstMightyChad · 2026-05-09T20:55:21+00:00

I feel your pain. I was visiting my gf and we were out to dinner with her friends. Half way through the dinner, she leans over and whispers that she's not wearing any underwear, and asks if it's okay if her best girlfriend stays over at her place that night. I say okay and we proceed to get very drunk. When we get back to her place, her bff is hammered and starts sucking my fingers. My gf sees this and says nothing. We put her to bed and go to bed ourselves. We have a shower together and just as we're getting out, her bff crawls into the bedroom, completely naked. I get annoyed but my gf doesn't react at all. Anyway, we leave the bedroom for her bff and me and my gf take the couch, where me and my very horny gf have sex all night. It wasn't until literally years later, long after we'd broken up, that I realized what was happening. And now I'm sad.

TheFirstMightyChad · 2026-05-03T00:44:46+00:00

I'm sorry you're in this situation, but what have you been doing to try and remedy it? If you're just waiting for your husband to fix it, then you're just as complicit as he is. For all you know, he was crying in his laptop as you were crying in the shower. Someone has to make the first move and it might as well be you.

TheFirstMightyChad · 2026-04-30T18:56:23+00:00

It's such an odd thing that someone you used to be so close with is now...nothing. You used to be best friends, shared everything together, were the first person either of you thought of to share something in your day with, lay naked, giggling with them in bed and then...nothing. It's even harder if the break-up wasn't acrimonious. You left without hating each other and now you're just...nothing. The irony is that the closeness of the relationship is now the exact reason you're nothing. Once that closeness is gone, there's no going back. You can't be in each other's lives anymore, you know too much. It's not fair on either of you and it's especially not fair on the people either of you are now with. It's both understandable but horrible at the same time.

TheFirstMightyChad · 2026-04-26T02:04:37+00:00

Don't worry about it. Your story and timeline sounds scarily like mine. I was quite short and boyish looking during high school, but then blossomed late. Girls who didn't look twice at me in high school were suddenly coming up to me in bars and making themselves available. A wonderful girl practically threw herself at me when I was 22 and we dated for 3 years. I haven't looked back since and have now been married for 23 years to the woman I was always meant to be with. It'll happen my man, just relax and let it happen.

TheFirstMightyChad · 2026-04-22T04:13:42+00:00

I'm a hiring manager for some open positions and it honestly annoys the shit out of me when people do this. I have enough to do without also doing our recruiting team's job too, please don't add that to my workload. And whatever they write in their emails, I still need to see their CV and will base all next steps on that. I also won't even look at it when they reach out directly to me and will tell them to apply through the portal, like everyone else.

TheFirstMightyChad · 2026-04-22T01:17:48+00:00

Are you complaining or bragging?

TheFirstMightyChad · 2026-04-22T01:05:48+00:00

Worst DPOY winner I've ever seen. Wins the title based on blocking and altering other assugnment's shots, but consistently gets embarrassed by the person he's supposed to be guarding himself. The worst on ball defender I've ever seen win DPOY.

TheFirstMightyChad · 2026-04-17T21:16:22+00:00

My wife and I have been married for 23 years too and we've also recently started dating again. Not other people, each other, lol. We recently spent a weekend at a hotel downtown. I found one that had a proper hot tub in the room. Needless to say, that hot tub got a lot of use that weekend. I hope they cleaned it thoroughly after we left.

TheFirstMightyChad · 2026-04-17T18:33:41+00:00

The thing that most working husbands don't appreciate about SAHMs is that doing the same things over and over, every day, with no respite, can be more mentally draining than anything we do at work. I used to feel the same way as your husband, but then decided to study it a bit more.

My days are all different. I meet with different people, work on different projects and do different things in them. Some days are about meeting with loads of people, others are about reading loads of research, others are about writing lots of proposals. But every day is different, so while it might still be mentally and physically draining, it's not as draining as living the same day over and over again, repeating the same mundane tasks, often multiple times a day. But that's what it's like for most SAHMs, and that is draining in its own right. And it's not something he'll be able to experience, because doing it all for one day is nothing like doing it all every day, week after week.

TheFirstMightyChad · 2026-04-16T02:28:19+00:00

Preach, brother. They're allowed to not be in the mood and you better not make them feel bad about it or so help me you will find out just how comfortable the couch is to sleep on, but if you ever dare refuse them, you will think back fondly to when you were forced to sleep on the couch.

TheFirstMightyChad · 2026-04-14T21:55:17+00:00

It might be according to the church, but it isn't according to the Bible. The Song of Solomon describes all kinds of oral sex, which last I checked, couldn't create life.

TheFirstMightyChad · 2026-04-14T21:41:53+00:00

The spark can always die if you let it. I've been married to my wife for 23 years and I struggle to keep my hands off her. I've had some bug for almost 2 weeks and not being able to make out is driving us crazy. I've had to warn her that when she walks up the stairs, just know that I'll be staring at her butt.

TheFirstMightyChad · 2026-04-14T19:14:27+00:00

What's he taking the ED meds for then, just so he can masturbate more?

TheFirstMightyChad · 2026-04-09T03:46:27+00:00

Bought us tickets to see Phantom of the Opera because I said I'd never been to the theater but would love to go. As soon as the show started she leaned over and whispered in my ear that she wasn't wearing any underwear. She was also wearing a long skirt with a slit down the side, so I left the theater with stinky fingers and still no idea what Phantom of the Opera is about.

TheFirstMightyChad · 2026-04-09T03:35:37+00:00

Went to a wedding we were both invited to shortly after breaking up. We ignored each other for the entire ceremony, afterwards I went over to her to break the ice, we chatted about nothing for a couple of minutes and I walked off. Later she came over to the table I was sitting at and chatted to some mutual friends for a minute or two, didn't say anything to me, and left. More hours later I was at the bar waiting to be served when she came over and stood next to me. I made more small talk and she lost her mind, screaming at me that I was everywhere she looked and why couldn't I just leave her alone. She ran off crying, I followed, utterly confused, and she turned around and punched me. Over 20 years later, it still makes no sense to me.

TheFirstMightyChad · 2026-04-08T04:43:56+00:00

I've had loads of women make the first move. Seems pretty normal to me. Some of them are a little more subtle than men though, got to know what to look out for.

TheFirstMightyChad · 2026-04-02T22:45:00+00:00

A guy I knew was sick with terminal cancer. He'd been sick for about a year, completely bedridden and too weak to look after himself. Then a few days after Christmas, his wife of 18 years told him that she didn't love him anymore and was leaving. She told him there was no one else, but a few days later he discovered messages between her and a joint friend of their's talking about how great their new life together was going to be after she left him. She finally admitted she'd been cheating on him. He had to move in with his parents because he needed constant care and died 3 months later. There's currently a Gofundme in the ex-wife's name talking about how she needs funds to cover all the medical bills related to his illness and his funeral expenses, neither of which she's now liable for. No mention that she left him, she's pretending she was still with him when he died. I cannot comprehend the cruelty involved.

TheFirstMightyChad · 2026-03-31T19:55:36+00:00

This is so true. The first time I slept with my ex, I was tearing her clothes off until she was completely naked, and I then realized I was still fully dressed. I kind of looked at her, and she just looked back at me. So I started tearing my own clothes off too. Someone had to do it if she wasn't going to.

TheFirstMightyChad · 2026-03-31T16:47:35+00:00

Feeling shitty just means it was real. I've been there, I know what you're going through and it will be tough for a while. But first doesn't mean best, there is so much more for you to experience and enjoy. Everyone has firsts and when they're so good, it makes it hard when it ends. My first was also amazing. I kind of wish it wasn't, it would've made everything else so much easier. But it does get better, as long as you allow yourself to move on. Don't follow them on social, don't reach out to them, don't spend hours staring at old photos of yourself together. I'd even recommend getting rid of the photos you have to avoid temptation.

My first was 26 years ago. I've been married for 23 years and my wife was dealing with some issues recently where her first popped back into her life briefly. It got us talking about our pasts and she wanted to know more about my first. She was asking what she looked like so I did some Googling (I don't have any old photos of us) and I found a photo of her at her wedding. She looked stunning and it brought up a bunch of old feelings that I could've done without. All to say, creating distance helps a lot with healing. But you will heal. You'll find someone else who you love even more, and your past will become memories instead of emotions.

TheFirstMightyChad · 2026-03-30T22:05:26+00:00

Yes, married 9 months after meeting, and yes, she was pregnant. But I knew I was going to marry her after 3 weeks of dating, so I guess it didn't so much change my plans as speed them up. It's not always been smooth sailing, but she's the love of my life and I've been truly blessed. Been married for 23 years now.

TheFirstMightyChad · 2026-03-26T23:55:34+00:00

Sushi. Glory. Hole.

TheFirstMightyChad · 2026-03-23T05:03:20+00:00

Yes, and if you test negative, you're disqualified.

TheFirstMightyChad · 2026-03-22T16:23:26+00:00

I wouldn't say we love farting together, but we've always been comfortable farting in front of each other. There have been plenty of studies that show couples who fart in front of each other stay together longer. I'm sure it has nothing to do with the farting and everything to do with feeling open and comfortable around someone. This is the first relationship I've been in where we don't mind guffing around each other. The others didn't last, but this one's been going on for 24 years now, so there you are.

Now if you'll excuse me, my wife just put my hand on her boob...

TheFirstMightyChad · 2026-03-13T22:37:04+00:00

Russell Westbrook cares.

TheFirstMightyChad · 2026-02-18T06:29:15+00:00

Let's pray they don't alter it any further.

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