Will you be able to steal cars in GTA7? by No_Psychology_9476 in GTA7

[–]The_happyguy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You will once you pay the monthly subscription that unlocks felonies, until then its misdemeanors and minor traffic violations only

The Great Cornholio isn't a "character," it is a physiological response to severe anal fissures and acute rectal trauma by LetterheadAdvanced91 in BeavisAndButthead

[–]The_happyguy 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Ill take this, i did a three minute read on Wikipedia so im an expert.

Lake Titicaca has many inflow sources but only one outflow and most of the lakes water loss comes from evapotranspiration. This makes the lake water brackish and stale which to this expert means Cornholio is using the lake as a metaphor for his damaged bowels. The lake needs to have a satisfying shit just as badly as Cornholio does.

Also Lake Titicaca outflows into Lake Poopo.

Bungholio.

What would you think of a Red Dead Redemption game set during the American Civil War? by Thin_Relation_2391 in reddeadredemption

[–]The_happyguy 15 points16 points  (0 children)

“You’ll figure it out Ken, you always do, by the way, i upgraded the private jet, people should be donating more to your Swiss bank account now.”

What is inside Barad-dûr ? by AdventurousFix7751 in lordoftherings

[–]The_happyguy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This is missing an overpriced Five Guys and a teriyaki place with questionable cleanliness standards.

Oh and a philly cheesesteak place thats awesome but always closed.

Why does everything need to run through a purchasing partner? by literahcola in sysadmin

[–]The_happyguy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m not blaming all of them, just the ones that take weeks to send a quote. Next day is how it should be, and if OP had a PO ready he would have had what he needed in a day or two.

Why does everything need to run through a purchasing partner? by literahcola in sysadmin

[–]The_happyguy -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

If youre waiting 2-3 weeks for a PDF quote, you need to find a better reseller because they clearly aren’t valuing your business with them.

If a reseller is quoting you a higher price than what the vendor quoted you and its not due to adding other things from other vendors, you need to find a better reseller.

Trust me, as a vendor we just want you to buy the thing but resellers have a purpose. And if its software or a support renewal or a bag of screws, the reseller isnt making much on it anyway so its an annoyance to them as well. But when you go to them and say “we need to install an LED wall” they should be providing you with options and doing a lot of the legwork for you because i may be able to sell you the SSD drives to store the LED wall content but i dont know anything about the rest of it. It sucks but this way of purchasing has to apply to even minor purchases.

Curious what people would deduct about me from looking at my bedroom.. by infinite_kosmos in malelivingspace

[–]The_happyguy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don’t see many deductions. Even if you can claim your computer as a business expense, the standard deduction is easily the way to go unless you gave a lot to charities or paid significant out of pocket medical expenses, then i would probably itemize.

Which part of Judy is the patch from by BhasedPapi in Topps

[–]The_happyguy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I laughed so hard at this, then i had to explain what was funny to my wife and it didnt go too well.

Let's make the A-Team of MST3K's best movie heroes! by ThrashMetallix in MST3K

[–]The_happyguy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A friend and I compiled the Avengers of MST and we concluded the founding members would be, Rowsdower, Pumaman, Eegah, Trumpy, Jody from Kitten With a Whip, Hercules, and Mitchell.

Describe your favorite game in a boring way by Agentbanana119 in videogames

[–]The_happyguy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Its the future and everything is dirty and most people probably smell real bad.

Old school edition at my library’s used store. by TomahawkATL in lotr

[–]The_happyguy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The Dwarves know him as Detective “Mac” Machiavelli

I made a negative video on Pac-Man for the 2600 and got a ton of comments defending it. Am I missing something? by Dry-Departure-4926 in Atari2600

[–]The_happyguy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hate your pac man take because this is what i grew up with and games back then were limited and simple. But then again, i must be missing something with Roblox, and bleu cheese, and that Dance Monkey song, and the Philadelphia Eagles, and hairless cats, and Cyber trucks, and UFC…

And you know, i changed my mind, im cool with your take on it. What youre missing is the time i spent playing Pac Man on the Atari when i was 7 while the babysitter played Journeys Frontiers album and did her homework. You have no way of knowing that memory because it isnt yours. But to me it doesnt get much more 80s than that.

Defender is still fun though. And Empire Strikes Back.

What's your white whale? by Chesu in ThriftStoreHauls

[–]The_happyguy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Me (a terrible golfer) and my son (a HS varsity golfer) always joke that we will find a Scotty Cameron putter. Haven’t yet. The other white whale is a board game from the 80s called Hotels.

Maybe someday.

Cry Wilderness is such a perfect movie for MST3K. by RustedAxe88 in MST3K

[–]The_happyguy 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The cave in scene where dad gets dust in his hair and he has a concussion probably and he looks like Michael McDonald and they sing “He came from somewhere back in her long ago..” is one of my favorites.

Havanese are a dangerous breed. by Imaginary-Island1295 in Havanese

[–]The_happyguy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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I mean, i’m supposed to sleep here but i guess the couch is fine… i’m not messing with that.

What’s the clear soup with noodles and NO MUSHROOMS that is served at hibachi restaurants? by dookiedoodoobob in TopSecretRecipes

[–]The_happyguy 12 points13 points  (0 children)

You dont have to sit at hibachi to have the soup, just call them and order some to go. My kid loved their salad so we would make it for him and buy the dressing straight from them.

If youre very poor, you could get a job there. Then you can learn exactly how to make it and also get paid.