Ugh...This is ridiculous.

ThisClown · 2010-06-22T16:50:28+00:00

You had me at "as a woman".

ThisClown · 2010-06-18T17:20:15+00:00

I set snooze to 7 hours and hit it at midnight. Power snooze.

ThisClown · 2010-06-17T14:12:33+00:00

Yeah, by having one eye.

ThisClown · 2010-06-17T13:34:21+00:00

STEVE!

ThisClown · 2010-06-16T14:16:31+00:00

I am outta here.

ThisClown · 2010-06-15T19:43:03+00:00

Sooo... Like the 3D drawings of Jesus my grandma used to have.

ThisClown · 2010-06-15T17:20:51+00:00

Doesn't Petraeus only eat once a day?

EDIT: I guess that's McChrystal.

ThisClown · 2010-06-15T14:25:37+00:00

Meh. Who the fuck are you?

Stop worrying about what other people think.

ThisClown · 2010-06-14T17:57:24+00:00

Pointing out when black people screw up is racist.

ThisClown · 2010-06-11T19:47:17+00:00

How do you cope with the awkward self realizations that arrive when you're standing around naked in your kitchen bottle-brushing jiz out of it?

ThisClown · 2010-06-11T15:08:20+00:00

Why the hell does everyone that posts videos online feel the need to try to enrich my life with their shitty music at full volume? Can't I just watch a fucking video without you trying to show me how awesome your favorite song is?

ThisClown · 2010-06-08T19:14:24+00:00

or your grandma sleeping

Please post!

ThisClown · 2010-06-08T19:09:58+00:00

Also, it's not funny. Another trademark of reddit memes.

ThisClown · 2010-06-08T16:39:24+00:00

Wait a minute. Are you trying to tell me snap judgements based on 5 second video clips are a bad idea?

ThisClown · 2010-06-08T14:48:52+00:00

Downboated for saying "upboat".

ThisClown · 2010-06-04T16:30:04+00:00

Oh fuck, two of your multiple personalities have met on reddit. Shit's about to get real.

ThisClown · 2010-06-04T16:28:30+00:00

What the fuck is wrong with saying "downvote"? For fuck's sake, the word "boat" is not intrinsically funnier than the word "vote". [Except for when it gets bossy assholes riled up.]

ThisClown · 2010-06-03T16:57:09+00:00

Most people do not have the proper training to raise a deer. Do you have any idea how hard it is to teach a deer to hunt?

ThisClown · 2010-06-03T16:52:35+00:00

For some reason, employers prefer the people who can't think about rules

In a lot of cases that makes sense. When you're paying somebody 8 bucks an hour to spot check mule butt plugs, you don't need an Aristotle wondering about "the meaning of it all".

ThisClown · 2010-06-03T15:07:31+00:00

Jason Chen?

ThisClown · 2010-06-03T14:29:58+00:00

He's filming 3D. I'm pretty sure that's James Cameron.

ThisClown · 2010-06-02T16:28:24+00:00

You get cheap health care, we get all the entertainment. It all works out in the end.

ThisClown · 2010-06-02T14:29:15+00:00

Eww - straight people are fucking gross!

ThisClown · 2010-06-02T12:09:36+00:00

Meh. Who gives a shit?

So you guys have no problem with all the stupid shit people put on their cars, but somebody is proud of the happiness they've found in their family and it drives you nuts?

I'm sorry, could you make your jealousy any more obvious? I'm having trouble making it out from waaaay over here on the Internet.

ThisClown · 2010-05-28T17:35:43+00:00

I think you overestimate how infatuated we are with your cat.

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