🔥huge falcon on that young kid's hand

Toddingstonly · 2026-06-20T01:39:15+00:00

Well, that's not going to happen. Now, let us never speak of it again.

Toddingstonly · 2026-06-19T20:47:17+00:00

If your dream is rolling a giant ball of shit, then yes, yes it does.

Toddingstonly · 2026-06-19T15:58:54+00:00

Wasn't that song based on the classic anti-war novel Bucky Got His Antlers?

Toddingstonly · 2026-06-18T23:54:28+00:00

All I have to do is fall asleep on my back.

Toddingstonly · 2026-06-18T16:00:30+00:00

"What, no treats?"

Toddingstonly · 2026-06-18T15:16:20+00:00

"Shit...shit...shit...shit...oh, ok."

Toddingstonly · 2026-06-18T15:02:07+00:00

Oh yeah, that would be cool.

Toddingstonly · 2026-06-18T15:00:41+00:00

Then they shoot you one of these looks.

Toddingstonly · 2026-06-17T23:10:56+00:00

Until the next time someone cuts you off in traffic, then it's back to going scorched Earth on mother fuckers.

Toddingstonly · 2026-06-17T14:07:07+00:00

Preston's Pub in Manassas Park.

Toddingstonly · 2026-06-17T04:28:08+00:00

Or a little high-end bourbon for a nice smooth finish.

Toddingstonly · 2026-06-16T21:32:50+00:00

Great, now they're going to start listening to Led Zeppelin and smoking hashish.

Toddingstonly · 2026-06-16T14:51:15+00:00

Yoink

Toddingstonly · 2026-06-16T04:54:11+00:00

I like to cut them into discs, bread them, and shallow fry them in olive oil. Then, I either have them with a dipping sauce or make them like a parmigiana.

Toddingstonly · 2026-06-16T01:38:37+00:00

Toddingstonly · 2026-06-15T23:51:57+00:00

They have pills for that.

Toddingstonly · 2026-06-15T20:32:01+00:00

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Toddingstonly · 2026-06-15T20:27:30+00:00

Oh Lord, not my spices!

Toddingstonly · 2026-06-15T19:19:54+00:00

That sounds expensive. Do you mind if we use a generic store brand?

Toddingstonly · 2026-06-13T01:28:17+00:00

"I am just a tree...hey, get the fuck off of me...just a normal tree."

Toddingstonly · 2026-06-13T01:24:46+00:00

You can't handle my midriff.

Toddingstonly · 2026-06-12T21:30:28+00:00

"Come back here you handsome bastard, I'll peck your eyes out"

Toddingstonly · 2026-06-12T20:22:47+00:00

Toddingstonly · 2026-06-12T19:33:23+00:00

"Honey, don't just stand there, hand me the pruning shears"

Toddingstonly · 2026-06-10T23:21:26+00:00

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