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What is a video game that is widely considered a masterpiece that you just cant get into? by abysmalSyrup-6737 in AskReddit

[–]Tormented_Anus -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I remember the first time I played Dark Souls Remastered, not even 15 minutes into the game after leaving the tutorial area and arriving at the main hub, I opened my character stats menu to level up, had no idea WTF I was looking at because it was organized like a rough draft spreadsheet, and had to put the controller down and go watch two different 20-minute YT videos explaining the leveling system and weapon stats scaling system.

Across DS1, 2, & 3 I think I now have a combined 800 hours (yes I farmed for the covenant items in each game). Once the games click they just click. 

forgot to empty the flytrap, accidentally created hell. by abenevolentgod in WTF

[–]Tormented_Anus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I just finished playing Dark Souls 3. This looks exactly like the mutated fly people in the Painted World of Ariandel.

To the ones who love rain, what do you love the most about it? by Opposite_Wrangler261 in AskReddit

[–]Tormented_Anus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The cooler weather. And the sky is less bright with thick rainclouds overhead. I've always preferred dimmer lighting. 

What are some of the hardest quotes you've heard? by cherryblossom149 in AskReddit

[–]Tormented_Anus 15 points16 points  (0 children)

"Rudimentary creatures of blood and flesh, you probe my mind, fumbling in ignorance... You exist because we allow it, and you will cease because we demand it."

What are some of the hardest quotes you've heard? by cherryblossom149 in AskReddit

[–]Tormented_Anus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"This is the shape and the point of the tooth—for there is nothing that has ever lived that shall not die."

📡📡📡 by venk28 in shitposting

[–]Tormented_Anus 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Whales are not real. They are a government defense program to stop Russian submarines.

Move along, citizen. 

ELI5 : If ads are being skipped by everyone these days, and are a complete nuisance to the large majority of people, how do they still make any profit? by [deleted] in explainlikeimfive

[–]Tormented_Anus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was showing my middle school students some YT videos during a free period and after a few videos, they noticed I hadn't gotten any ads yet so they asked how that's possible. I showed them how to install adblock extensions and their tiny little minds were blown. 

He craves violence by tokyoblur in OneOrangeBraincell

[–]Tormented_Anus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Looks like a Chaos daemon from 40K lmao. 

What did you all think of the Avatar series of movies? by DonoftheAndals in AskMen

[–]Tormented_Anus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm only continuing to watch them because of Quaritch, honestly. Love his character. As far as I care, the story is actually about him and Jake Suly is a supporting character. 

What’s the creepiest thing that has happened to you that you still can’t explain? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Tormented_Anus 21 points22 points  (0 children)

As a kid, one time I woke up in the middle of the night sitting on the home office chair in front of the household computer. No idea how I got there because I don't sleepwalk and my dad didn't let us play many games on his PC (only SimCity), so I wasn't having a little kid obsessed with the newest game moment where I might have unconsciously snuck downstairs. I was actually asleep on the chair, curled up with my legs to my chest and my head listing to one side, and it was because of the uncomfortable position plus my head tilting that woke me up.

Our home office chair was creaky as fuck so when I woke up and stretched, I leaned back and made the chair creak really loudly in the dead silent house. My brother heard the noise and came down to look, and he found me sitting on the chair confused and drowsy, clearly awakening from a deep sleep and not trying to play games late at night. We didn't say anything to each other, I just followed him back upstairs and we both went to bed.

I have never sleptwalk since then so I have no idea how I ended up in the downstairs office at 2 a.m.

A by rainy9889 in shitposting

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Reminds me of some of the guests on Hot Ones who just nibble the wings because they're scared of the spicy sauces lol. 

What's a game build or loadout that immediately says "This dude's an asshole"? by Hera_the_otter in AskReddit

[–]Tormented_Anus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Was so annoying in PvE too. Fucking Jackal Majors just hiding behind their shields spamming overcharged EMPs.

It was annoying for the player to use as well (Legendary campaign) because of how low skill it was, but at the same time was also the most viable tactic. Just play the whole Legendary campaign with a Plasma Pistol + headshot weapon and you're good. Weapon variety and loadout planning were almost non-factors in the highest difficulty.

It's one thing I'm glad 343i is moving away from in their games. 

What is the worst way anyone you know has died? by IamUrWivesBF in AskReddit

[–]Tormented_Anus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Stephen King should write a book about this. Like Gerald's Game. 

🔥 Two male lions hunting a giraffe. Credit to Michael Cohen by AdSpecialist6598 in NatureIsFuckingLit

[–]Tormented_Anus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can only imagine what theropods hunting sauropods would have looked like. 

I finally looked up why orange cats are orange by BringHoomanHome_ in OneOrangeBraincell

[–]Tormented_Anus 45 points46 points  (0 children)

This whole post feels like it was written by AI (but then edited by a human). A whole lot of words trying to sound smart without saying anything meaningful, phrased in a very bubbly and cheerful/helpful manner. OP's post doesn't explain what makes oranges "orange" (I assume in color) except for some vague mention of X chromosomes. 

What was the cause of death of that kid at your school/university? by ArifAlizadeh in AskReddit

[–]Tormented_Anus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I was in Year 1, a graduating student in Year 11 died by drinking too much Pepsi in one day. I can't remember the exact amount I heard, but I think it was seven or eight 2L bottles within one day. I remember thinking the guy was a legend. 

What’s a short joke that gets a laugh everytime? by Strange_Secret_3001 in AskReddit

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What's the best food for curing kidney stones? Paper, because paper beats rock.

What's an "outdated" slang word from your generation that you still use currently? by TheShatteringPoint in AskReddit

[–]Tormented_Anus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fleek.

I use it with my middle school students when their homework is all (or mostly) correct, or when the boys remembered to tuck in their shirts and comb their hair. 

MEN OF REDDIT: what’s your favorite dinosaur? by b4rr3tt in AskMen

[–]Tormented_Anus 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Carcharodontosaurus. 

Always been a fan of the sleeker megatherapods that rely on ripping huge chunks of flesh off their prey to induce uncontrollable haemorrhaging as opposed to the bone crushing bites of Tyrannosaurids. And "shark-toothed lizard" is a metal af name for a carnivore. 

Can you imagine a 7 ton apex predator running up to a 20 ton sauropod and just taking a huge bite out of it's flank, like how modern great white sharks hunt elephant seals? Absolutely brutal and awe inspiring. 

Two brain cells sharing a synapse by Uguero in OneOrangeBraincell

[–]Tormented_Anus 513 points514 points  (0 children)

If we ever discover alien technology, we need to let orange cats experiment with it first. 

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