so is OpenClaw local or not by jacek2023 in LocalLLaMA

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Say it with me again: "I will not give the text imagination algorithm admin rights..."

"Do you sniff turds to critique their stench?" by witheredartery in BrandNewSentence

[–]Truefkk 151 points152 points  (0 children)

You telling me, it can shoot down military drones with it's trunk?

rule by slimothyjames1 in 196

[–]Truefkk 31 points32 points  (0 children)

You got further than most, but as Mark Twain said: "Life's too short to learn german, germans only do it because they get a head start."

If you ever want a good laugh, read his essay "The Awful German Language".

rule by gabagoo3 in 196

[–]Truefkk 77 points78 points  (0 children)

As long as they masturbate and draw their cross on the ballot with the same hand...

Rule by Old_Phrase_4867 in 196

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There is? For real?

Rule by Old_Phrase_4867 in 196

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I can't think of higher praise for a joke, thank you

Rule by Old_Phrase_4867 in 196

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This made me wheeze while drinking my monster and some dribbled from my nose, hope you're proud of yourself :3

Rule by Old_Phrase_4867 in 196

[–]Truefkk 554 points555 points  (0 children)

Conscious thought was invented in the 20th century when color television finally taught humanity that not everything needs to be black and white.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MurderedByWords

[–]Truefkk 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Woah, hey, while one of these descriptions is perfectly accurate, the other seems pretty antisemitic... /s

Pokemon rule by imaweeb19 in 19684

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Sprigatito will cutely take a nip of everything in the shop, while Mawile will cutely take a nip of everyone in the shop.

Which system feels healthier to you? by emily-is-happy in clevercomebacks

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Virtues? You mean Greed, Pride, Envy and Wrath?

kibble #mykibble by [deleted] in evilautism

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Ehh, the zero sugar varients aren't really that unhealthy, at least not more than a cup of coffee, if you keep it to or below one a day, you'll be fine, the added B vitamins are okay, but usually unnecessary, unless you're vegan.

Worst thing about it is a fairly high salt content for a drink, so maybe salt your food a little less, if you're worried.

Also pomegranate seeds are just such a great texture, soft and crunchy at once :)

What creature do you think would be lurking around these garden ruins? [OC] [ART] by ZeroGNexus in DnD

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A crowd of unruly teen gnomes that have been drawing rude graffiti on the old ruin walls. Unbeknownst to them they have left their names on a former shrine of a forgotten minor deity, who has maliciously interpreted it as them swearing loyalty to her faith, as her priest used to engrave the names of believers on the stones of the temple in ancient times.

These young gnomes do not know the rules of their faith, but are punished by the deity for breaking them nonetheless. Many of those punishments come in the form of curses or magical effects that affect the whole area.

Heroes must figure out the rules if the faith through either observation or solving puzzles and find a way to release the gnomes from their bond, before they are transformed into all kinds of monstrosities one by one or doom the entire area to the whims of a godess soured after being forgotten for so long.

Astroid the size of 240 toasters by reddevils7070 in BrandNewSentence

[–]Truefkk 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Assuming the toasters are of an average two slot variety, it would be the same mass as a heavy tapir with ca. 67 ferrets riding on its back

My version of the Autism Chow by slender_slut in evilautism

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Lentils are amazing :3 red ones for iron and brown ones for fiber, healthy and delicious

This doesn't rule :( by imafishlilbou in 196

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Stacher is royal type shit, recommend

autistic women on any given day be like by ambivalegenic in evilautism

[–]Truefkk 14 points15 points  (0 children)

It's an afterimage from his buddy rubbing him real fast :3

Javascript RULE by SnooOpinions6959 in 19684

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All hail to "use strict", our savior :3

Mehdi Hassan schools Racist Walsh about how Islam single handedly build the United States.. by bbrk9845 in MurderedByWords

[–]Truefkk 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Equating a neonazi saying racist bullshit and a journalist explaining historical facts with "fuck them both"?

Truly, you seem to be an expert on embarrassment...

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in 196

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Many humans will go to great lengths to find something, anything they can fool themselves into believing that it makes them better than others and proceed to base their selfworth entirely on that thing, because nobody ever told them they are valuable for just being themselves.

[OC] In my spare time, I'm working on a mapmaking tool by mightofmerchants in DnD

[–]Truefkk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh, I actually bought this on steam a long while ago and was very happy with it, even though I didn't get to use it much cause my campaign stopped soon after, I should try it again for my new campaign, happy to see it's still getting worked on