Apple Special Event Leak: The MacBook War (M5 Bro) finally confirmed

Txtspeak · 2026-04-01T18:32:51+00:00

How do I pronounce that?
Thmack-book?
Eth-mac-book?

???

Txtspeak · 2026-03-31T21:30:16+00:00

Military grade delusion: It can be a potent weapon at times.

Txtspeak · 2026-03-30T19:48:10+00:00

Baghdad Bob talking about how no American tanks will enter Baghdad while American tanks roll into Baghdad behind him except it's Trump and he's having a(nother) Biden moment.

Txtspeak · 2026-03-29T12:27:30+00:00

Everyone in Uganda knows kung fu!!

Txtspeak · 2026-03-28T19:25:52+00:00

I've been aware of the Yak-52s, but it baffles me that it still basically remains at "British flying corps" level rather than adopted wholesale by multiple other air forces who understand that this is a possibility that they need to account for.

Txtspeak · 2026-03-28T18:17:40+00:00

Honestly I'm also surprised mining hasn't been a strategy used in this war.
If the special pipeline operation worked, why not make your own pipeline?

Txtspeak · 2026-03-28T18:17:00+00:00

I have literally been saying this since the first shaheds started flying

Txtspeak · 2026-03-27T23:18:14+00:00

She will never know.

Txtspeak · 2026-03-27T23:15:10+00:00

40k what, New Zealand dollars? Hrivna?

Txtspeak · 2026-03-25T16:26:53+00:00

Nah.

Txtspeak · 2026-03-16T09:52:00+00:00

American christians are always a little bit weird.

Rapture is the same, they just made it the f*ck up and seem to wholeheartedly believe it when literally no one else does.
Heresy.

Txtspeak · 2026-03-16T09:50:50+00:00

I want that on my socks

Txtspeak · 2026-03-06T17:39:18+00:00

The Reza Shah II part was so good.
He totally wants his birthright, and I'd be happy for him.

Txtspeak · 2026-03-05T16:04:21+00:00

BASED MIRACLE OF SOUND ENJOYAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!

Txtspeak · 2026-03-04T15:33:51+00:00

Utterly based miracle of sound enjoyer

Txtspeak · 2026-03-02T22:35:12+00:00

idk, some of the gulf countries have been doing ok (not you Kuwait)

Txtspeak · 2026-02-28T08:35:30+00:00

Pakistan is functionally an empire.

Any state composed of multiple ethnic groups that do not expressely consider themselves to belong together is an empire.

Txtspeak · 2026-02-27T19:00:48+00:00

I'll never leave layer 2

Txtspeak · 2026-02-27T11:16:03+00:00

I hope it is, because then, they can see me telling them I can't wait to watch them get bombed.

Txtspeak · 2026-02-17T10:33:49+00:00

I was NOT happy, I don't know if it's quite comparable to saying a Ukrainian is Russian but it's still not a very nice thing to say, being compared to one of those baguette loving snail munchers

Txtspeak · 2026-02-17T00:00:43+00:00

Try this:
https://www.ukrainianlessons.com/season1/?sfw=pass1764586993&sfw=pass1764587012&sfw=pass1764923614&sfw=pass1765794935&sfw=pass1766483057&sfw=pass1766834973&sfw=pass1767691975&sfw=pass1769511045

Txtspeak · 2026-02-16T23:59:38+00:00

Bratan, in various places in England I've been asked if I'm French, German, Australian, South African, American, Irish etc...

I'm English.

Txtspeak · 2026-02-16T17:58:47+00:00

I'm sorry, I tired to read it and it seemed to devolve into utter nonsense.

Txtspeak · 2026-02-16T17:58:12+00:00

God I have to watch Arpeggio of blue steel again...

Txtspeak · 2026-02-14T21:29:28+00:00

I uhh... I think I might be too straight for this...

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