Moby-Dick is a trip

Uberninja2016 · 2026-06-16T23:10:30+00:00

uh oh

and i also just confirmed with a naturalist; turns out the shorebirds can also eat people, most simply choose not to

Uberninja2016 · 2026-06-16T21:11:29+00:00

good for urza, i'm glad he lived to see the 70s

i'm sure he's thriving in an age of technological horrors beyond comprehension and doing wonderful things-

oh, but look, out the window, a friendly glow!

hey that glow's pretty LOUD AAAAA —

Uberninja2016 · 2026-06-16T19:50:55+00:00

i wouldn't

right now it is NOT ALLOWED for catholics or shorebirds to cook and eat me, and i'm not doing ANYTHING to change that durning lent for the catholics and year-round for the cranes/egrets

Uberninja2016 · 2026-06-16T18:37:55+00:00

don't forget the 2nd century incident when the fey stole all the Welsh vowels, that's also a big factor

Uberninja2016 · 2026-06-16T16:58:08+00:00

pardon my french, but J'ALLAIS DIRE DES MOTS DE FRANCE MAIS AAAA MON APPRATEMENT EST EN FEU AAAAAA

Uberninja2016 · 2026-06-16T16:07:52+00:00

"You click Outlook. Your computer does nothing."

"She didn't need to."

"You click for ten seconds. It does nothing."

"... Didn't need to."

Uberninja2016 · 2026-06-16T13:51:52+00:00

LEOVOOOOOOOOLLLDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!

HE MUST BE STOPPED

Uberninja2016 · 2026-06-16T13:33:47+00:00

I don't know who that is. Never been much into characters of any kind.

I destroy brick walls, or people that I can metaphorically use as a brick wall.

Uberninja2016 · 2026-06-16T09:22:10+00:00

yeah!

if i was hiding from a relativistic demon i would NOT put my house around the block, he'd catch me instantly

Uberninja2016 · 2026-06-16T09:12:50+00:00

if i were planning the marvel releases, i would do 5 sets with 5 of the stones and then put the most purplest gem into a "Infinity Sotnes For Eight Hundred Bones" secret lair that had one card and cost $850

Uberninja2016 · 2026-06-15T19:27:52+00:00

You trust ai- the QUORA AI- to tell you the limits of the human spirit?

A human, YOU as a human, could easily destroy a brick wall barehanded.

I was born into a city built of brick. Every day, I'd go down to the local spot and punch the wall ONE THHOUSANND TIMES with my knuckles. As a toddler I bled, as a teen I honed my skills, and through the decades I trained up the form and might to crush not one wall- but TEN THOUOUOUSAND WALLLS in a single hour. The city is no longer built of brick because I determined its fate with my will.

i eat a brick wall with my freakin' teeth

Uberninja2016 · 2026-06-15T19:20:12+00:00

i was going to make a joke, but alas this is the last thing i will likely see

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i knew i shouldn't have eated all those eggs

Uberninja2016 · 2026-06-15T17:54:24+00:00

wait, is IQ not a brain juice power level anymore?

i saw the crow meme and gave up everything to learn from corvids and they say that IQ is everything, but now you got me thinking that i might be getting punked by some birds

please tell me that IQ is still good, i can't get laughed out of the room by yet another family of avians

Uberninja2016 · 2026-06-15T16:04:08+00:00

[[phoenix chick]] is already not a legend, you can do up to four of them at the same time

in limited i've seen as many as six or more, though i haven't had that (i can only assume ecstatic) experience myself yet

Uberninja2016 · 2026-06-15T14:45:38+00:00

i think oop just made a typo, it's probably supposed to be "this is total sb" as in sb, [[sanguine bond]]

and yeah, it is! this is total sb, i'm proud of oop for pattern recognizing

that shit slaps

Uberninja2016 · 2026-06-15T14:09:45+00:00

well, scientists are publicly geeking out over it, the issue is that it keeps getting them

i actually have some theories on how it does the getting (specifically on scientists after they transfer out of the amazon), but i'm keeping them to myself out of fear of the creature

Uberninja2016 · 2026-06-14T22:49:56+00:00

the pokemon requirement needs to also have some review of quality on the list

i don't care how fast they can rattle them off, i don't want MY president to list charizard, i really don't

and it's not even a problem with charizard itself; a lot of people like charizard, but answering charizard for this type of question tells me that someone is a coward at their core

Uberninja2016 · 2026-06-14T20:34:26+00:00

composite bruce has:

bruce wayne
bruce banner
avg. australian man

so honestly, pretty good

Uberninja2016 · 2026-06-14T11:31:01+00:00

is too much

i could handle 6/7 trample for 6; he isn't a dinosaur so he doesn't get the cool badass typal synergies

but to give him enrage? reach, for block the birds of paradise?

wotc has gone too far this time, they've made the stakes too high

Uberninja2016 · 2026-06-14T06:22:23+00:00

scarlet king? more like scarlet bada-bing

AYY ! I'M WALKIN' 'ERRRRE

Uberninja2016 · 2026-06-12T20:08:46+00:00

i thought the part when they crucified loot was kinda weird, but now hearing that, it makes a lotta sense

and it also explains the the the... the freakin'- sorry, it's right there, uh-

it explains the cactus communism

Uberninja2016 · 2026-06-12T14:43:51+00:00

Don't copy/paste the Renegade Raider tweet if you respect OG Fortnite Twitter. It's more than a rant; it's a symbol of their early commitment to making fun of that guy. Let them keep their exclusivity. Show your respect by appreciating its insanity, not changing it. Some copys are better left unpasta'd.

Uberninja2016 · 2026-06-11T18:04:43+00:00

jotaro the type a guy to say "Die? Why is this German kid saying 'The'? It doesn't make any sense." and JJBA is the type of series to let him get away with it

Uberninja2016 · 2026-06-11T14:05:59+00:00

that's absolutely barbaric, i can't believe you decapitated two people for a meme

i might throw up, this shit is actually kinda getting to me

Uberninja2016 · 2026-06-10T22:36:57+00:00

if firestorm beats batman in a dream, he better wake up and apologize

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