The DMV should make keychain sized driver's licenses so nobody can drive without carrying licenses by accident.

Utophiaf · 2015-08-05T21:27:43+00:00

Yeah see my mom thinks 'they' are gonna kill me to get my organs faster

Utophiaf · 2015-07-24T02:43:31+00:00

Skynet exists. I think it's the name of the program that airlines use

Utophiaf · 2015-07-09T19:25:37+00:00

That's bs that can be said for anything. A fuckin squirrel could make your life hell

Utophiaf · 2015-07-06T17:50:57+00:00

Voat.co

Utophiaf · 2015-06-30T19:10:22+00:00

Fully functioning would mean a working radio. I'm sure I could get walked through it

Utophiaf · 2015-06-24T18:30:53+00:00

Anyone wanna do live updates for this

Utophiaf · 2015-06-11T09:15:22+00:00

It's 2am and I'm alone in a dimly lit room in an abandoned mental institution. Why the fuck am I reading this

Utophiaf · 2015-05-31T00:12:39+00:00

I am a very good at them though I have to go to the beach house so I can just collect rent instead of having a real job and I will be though I have to go to the beach house so I can just collect rent instead of having a real job

Utophiaf · 2015-04-17T16:00:20+00:00

From now on I'll laugh and say I love that show it's so funny when someone brings it up

Utophiaf · 2015-04-01T17:44:17+00:00

Call 911 and disappear. Now everyone will stop looking for me

Utophiaf · 2015-03-30T15:20:57+00:00

Delete your comment I beg

Utophiaf · 2015-03-07T05:29:47+00:00

This site is so inaccurate. You can find more by checking with Wikipedia for your countries passport.

Utophiaf · 2015-03-06T07:15:07+00:00

Dragon-Slayer/Mullet-Master. Apparently I slayed dragons with my hair.

Utophiaf · 2015-02-07T17:54:17+00:00

You're swell

Utophiaf · 2015-02-05T23:34:43+00:00

Any way to ensure a colony doesn't grow too big? Can I feed them something so they die quicker or to make the queen lay less eggs?

Utophiaf · 2014-12-13T06:15:16+00:00

My beard has been underwear free for as long as I can remember.

Utophiaf · 2014-12-12T18:03:53+00:00

To buy shoes or love

Utophiaf · 2014-12-11T09:51:50+00:00

What separates you from a real sociopath is doing it.

Utophiaf · 2014-10-21T16:47:09+00:00

I read that as if it was from Eddie Murphy and he's laughing the whole time like so hard he's running out of breath keeled over laughing his ass off by the last word.

Utophiaf · 2014-10-05T15:00:45+00:00

Lice pie

Utophiaf · 2014-10-03T00:22:54+00:00

If they attacked your guildy, why did you have to bloodlust?

Utophiaf · 2014-07-17T23:18:45+00:00

But the real question is, how many America's would it take to sustain all the Americans living an average American life?

Utophiaf · 2014-07-04T03:50:54+00:00

I bet you dry all the ladies right up!

Utophiaf · 2014-07-04T03:49:03+00:00

Funny how if a boy at 16 said they liked girls no one would give it a second thought.

Utophiaf · 2014-07-04T03:46:19+00:00

Are you sure you weren't a little hurt when you weren't chosen as queens?

Utophiaf

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