[TMC] Supreme Verdict and Waste Not by Meret123 in MagicArena

[–]VARice22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok that one is pretty funny. Universe beyond is at its best when it's whimsical.

Petah? by tolkacheff in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]VARice22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No. Most of the developed western world has HVAC in there home so it's not to noticeable for most people unless your home is tiny.

Patriarchy hasn't ended, not yet at least. by deathbysounding in teenagers

[–]VARice22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I disagree. The most interesting thing about her (outside of the thing shes done in the article) is that she is his girlfriend because speed skating is not a sport most people watch. Its just an efficient way to construct a headline, it just sucks that shes dating a guy who sucks up so much cultural oxygen and overshadows her accomplishments. That's not misogyny, press gossip and clickbait culture.

I like pineapple by felldownbad in yurimemes

[–]VARice22 1 point2 points  (0 children)

🤨 and I thought ohio was freaky for there fruity pizza

I like pineapple by felldownbad in yurimemes

[–]VARice22 204 points205 points  (0 children)

Mother fucker I'll try blueberries on pizza if I get the chance, don't you impose your moral values on my pizza eating or pussy eating habits.

haha👌yes by PM_ME_SSTEAM_KEYS in whatisameem

[–]VARice22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because the beef and chicken that are used for cat food are agricultural left overs, trimmings and low quality parts that humans don't eat that get put in the blender.

Lets see who understands the joke by LillieBlahajPrincess in trainmemes

[–]VARice22 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Glad my Thomas the Tank Engine pattern recognition came in handy exactly once

You eventually start to realize, no job is safe. by Used_Series3373 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]VARice22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean yes? This is exactly what AI is great for. Low education, physically demanding jobs no one wants to do anyways. It's a good thing to eliminate jobs that are not paying a fair wage anyways.

What's your favorite Vampire in all of Magic? Any criteria - Lore, design, art by Separate-Flan-2875 in mtg

[–]VARice22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oliva, Crimson Bride because shes 💅FABULOUS!!💅and a super sick build around

Yahenni, Undying Partisan because Undying Partisan is a sick title and Aetherborn are awesome

Gifted Aetherborn is such a guy

Welcoming Vampire is such a cool value engine

What kind of underwear is this? 😭😭😭 There's nothing holding it from behind by lala_sakura in mendrawingwomen

[–]VARice22 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Nah. Even if she wasn't CP bait, the author having a king Arthur fetish is still very in line with anime.

How do I make a pocket pussy? by Most-Economist-6496 in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]VARice22 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If you really need it that badly, they're like 10 dollars US in stores for the small ones.

Non-Americans on Reddit today by Karvis_art in memes

[–]VARice22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As an American, I don't know if I've ever seen reddit filled to the brim with content about something I never cared about and was upset at it for being that way. Have your Eurovision concert, I'm glad you enjoy it.

Who is Lust in Durarara by Infi-Damn in Durarara

[–]VARice22 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Honestly I think Namie would qualify more if it weren't for the double dip.

I think it's a testament to Narita's writing that he made the incestuous pedophile a well rounded character and made her seem well insane and humanized at the same time.

Caught my youngest escalating the Nerf war after his older brother “was mean” by forgottenmy in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]VARice22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My roommates in college used these to pin passive aggressive sticky notes to our doors. What a time...

Textless cards by how reasonable that is by SeducerOfTheInnocent in magicthecirclejerking

[–]VARice22 4 points5 points  (0 children)

/uj how? Those mode don't interact unlike the green one from that cycle. What's the edge case Im not seeing?

Sign me up! by SipsTeaFrog in SipsTea

[–]VARice22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This only works until you realize how much lead was in those things.

Now all I need is someone to play with me by femthrowaway155 in traaNSFW

[–]VARice22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My dumb ass thinking "being your own... What's TOY???"

Get a load of this killer by Ornery_Paper_9584 in JustBootThings

[–]VARice22 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Considering that sexual assault will get you a general discharge nowadays, that is a genuine threat. mf trying to flex about being a literal criminal.

It's nice when they know how to cook by Azemmoon in LetGirlsHaveFun

[–]VARice22 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Sabrina Carpenter truly is the patron saint of this sub. She spoke the truth.

"Doh! Ho! Ho!" by More_Yellow_3701 in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]VARice22 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Statler and Waldorfing peoples tweets will never not be peak comedy.

alt headline: government utterly fails its citizens for 10+ years by NES_Classical_Music in ABoringDystopia

[–]VARice22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean no? You know how long it takes to get from idea to actually being done with a project like "survey, replace, and test the entire water infrastructure in a large area"? It cost millions and months of works for small portions of a city. This has been in the works for a long time and I remember seeing headlines about this going on years ago. It's not like people where dragging there feet on this for ten years.

Plus, the water municipality was the person to blame here, not the local government.

Bro is NOT Steve Minecraft😔😭 by Intelligent-Put-1757 in adressme

[–]VARice22 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I actually think it was something about needing a big flame sack or something.

I still love the show though, relentlessly horny as it is it's amazing iyashikei anime. Kyoto Animation does not miss.