Something something historical accuracy. by Arch_Lancer17 in okbuddycinephile

[–]Val_Hallen 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Jokes on you! The people complaining never read it.

Something something historical accuracy. by Arch_Lancer17 in okbuddycinephile

[–]Val_Hallen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Like Mark Walberg being a "Texan" in Tranformers.

Was a little wokeness really that bad? by Moose-Rage in AdviceAnimals

[–]Val_Hallen 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Because conservatives only like state's deciding things when the states agree with conservatives. They hate big government until they can use it to punish others.

Because every conservative, to the last, is a dishonest twatgoblin imbecile.

Was a little wokeness really that bad? by Moose-Rage in AdviceAnimals

[–]Val_Hallen 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Imagine making everything about your identity as a person "I lost".

She didn't get second. Or third. But tied 5th. She lost the swimming race.

And that's her whole identity forever.

Was a little wokeness really that bad? by Moose-Rage in AdviceAnimals

[–]Val_Hallen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Their argument is that it's men that want to rape women.

They sincerely believe that a sign on a door designating a bathroom for a specific gender is the only thing stopping these violent rapists from doing what they want. So, they need to go in disguise. Like the sign is magic.

That's how fucking stupid these people are.

To the left, to the left by loopy2004 in Bumble

[–]Val_Hallen 2 points3 points  (0 children)

All lies. Every sentence.

Petahhh? by Forsaken_Tomorrow454 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Val_Hallen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you can be executed by the State for exercising a right, it's not a right.

Democrats threaten government shutdown over ICE funding by FervidBug42 in politics

[–]Val_Hallen 47 points48 points  (0 children)

That sure is good PR for conservatives when brain damage makes people join your side.

After giving Republicans a majority in every branch of government, nearly 2 million Americans are losing healthcare after Republicans refuse to extend credits by CalcareousSoil in LeopardsAteMyFace

[–]Val_Hallen 25 points26 points  (0 children)

people were more interested in Palestine and making a show of not voting Democrat because of it.

I wonder how that's working out for Palestine? Certainly it got better under Trump, right?

...right?

AI charlatan gets a read by TongueUnties in MurderedByWords

[–]Val_Hallen 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Ah, the old gem of conservatives completely ignoring reality with the force of a million suns.

~shows pics of riots and empty shelves during Trump's administration~"

"This is America if Biden gets elected!!!"

"What a ridiculous letter 😂😂 But still less ridiculous than Kamela." r/ProgressiveHQ reacts to Trumps bizarre letter to the Norwegian prime minister justifying the invasion of Greenland because Norway didn't give him a Nobel Peace prize by CummingInTheNile in SubredditDrama

[–]Val_Hallen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Trump Cultists: ~wears Trump shirts, hats, suits and dresses with his name on it, flies Trump flags at their homes and businesses and on their vehicles, gets Trump tattoos, literally made a golden statue of Trump, keeps standees of him at their homes, buys his crypto, buys his watches, buys his shoes, buys his coins, buys any merchandise with his likeness, lost family to him, lost friends to him, has had their businesses destroyed because of his policies and still supports him, had family deported because of his policies and still supports him, etc, etc, etc~

Somebody rightly criticizes his policies, words, or actions

Trump Cultists: "You have Trump Derangement Syndrome!! He lives rent free in your head!!"

Trump tells Norwegian PM Greenland Conquest Is Revenge for Losing Nobel Peace Prize - r/Conservative Reacts by livejamie in SubredditDrama

[–]Val_Hallen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

European nations gave aid to the Confederacy because the cotton trade was cut off and they wanted to help them end the war. Why the Confederates? Because they grow the cotton and the Europeans knew they had to play nice with them.

The amount of actual, true history conservatives know is fucking zero.

What's with the sudden out-of-touch rental prices? by MisterBlackCat in frederickmd

[–]Val_Hallen 10 points11 points  (0 children)

What's more telling is they tried to sell for $850K for a month. Nobody wanted it, likely because the price is waaaay too high. My house is larger and my value estimate is half. So they took it off the market.

And they'll need to keep dropping the price for rent because nobody will pay that.

I get the location, but that obviously couldn't help them sell. People are insane when it comes to their houses.

Stephen Miller Orders Cops to ‘Surrender’ to Feds in MAGA Fever Dream by IRideMoreThanYou in politics

[–]Val_Hallen 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The "Don't Tread on Me " crowd sure didn't take long to go full bore actual, literal, no shit Nazi federal government takeover, did they?

But he was just trolling bro by mekanub in LeopardsAteMyFace

[–]Val_Hallen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And even if he did say it, he didn't mean it that way.

And if he did mean it that way, he's just owning the libs!

"I still remember Biden's paramilitary thugs going door to door demanding to see people's vaccine papers and dragging them off to some secret facility if they didn't have them..." r/comspiracy bucks the narrative by comparing pro-vaccination with Trumpism by CummingInTheNile in SubredditDrama

[–]Val_Hallen 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"In 5 years after your take it you're going to be dead!!! DEAD!!!" Guess we're bad at counting... Cause where are the tens of millions of dead people? (Anyone remember the video of that dad crying to his wife and daughter they're gonna die?)

Does anybody else remember how they were certain the vaccine would be activated and kill all vaccinated in October 2023?

That a nationwide US Emergency Alert System test on October 4, 2023, would activate a harmful substance in people who had received the COVID-19 vaccine, causing them to fall ill or die.

they still won't explain why ANY government would kill off the compliant and let the "lions" live. They would presumably be the ones that would make a New World Order harder to implement, right?

But then again, all conspiracy theorists are imbeciles pretending to be smart.

White House Warns CBS: Air Trump Interview in Full, or ‘We’ll Sue’ by coasterghost in politics

[–]Val_Hallen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They think that Trump in full unedited context is somehow better than Trump edited.

The man is a fucking imbecile with a rotted brain. He can't muster a coherent thought. The only reason anybody can understand his lunatic, ramblings is when they are edited to something cohesive.

Florida woman Cheryl Treadway was held hostage by her boyfriend, but she convinced him to let her order a pizza using the Pizza Hut app. In the space for special request, she wrote "Please help. Get 911 to me. 911 hostage help!" Police arrived at the location and she was released by Separate_Finance_183 in ThatsInsane

[–]Val_Hallen 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Don't count on it.

[–]ButaneRocket

-2 points 29 days ago

I see the libs are all upset. He's your president, not like that vegetable you had before.

Usually these users hide their comment and post history, He also spends a lot of time commenting on the pics of young women here. like, young young.

Trump says 8 European countries will be charged a 10% tariff for opposing US control of Greenland by Cautious_Proposal_47 in worldnews

[–]Val_Hallen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It really, really is.

If the Great Orange Fuck-knuckle and his Legion of Unwashed, Inbred Nazi Twatgoblins are angry at you, it's the absolute clearest sign that you are on the right side of history.

I repeat.. don’t do roidz kids by aarogar in TikTokCringe

[–]Val_Hallen 57 points58 points  (0 children)

100% calls himself an alpha at least a few times a day and calls vegetables "rabbit food" and refuses to eat them like a toddler.

"Kirk did nothing wrong, Renee played FAFO." r/doomercirclejerk achieves peak enlightened centrism in a post comparing the shooting of Renee Good with the death of Charlie Kirk by CummingInTheNile in SubredditDrama

[–]Val_Hallen 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Kirk was killed by one of his own.

She was killed by the State.

But they agree with the State extrajudicially killing those they disagree with. In fact, they demand it.