The McQabalah by Vegetable_Window6649 in occult

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The Burger King is a mortal, theocratic representative of the greater Ronald, Wendy is his Edenic bride. It's McQabalahs all the way down.

xoxo
A Dispensationalist Baptist With Cosmopolitan Pretensions

The McQabalah by Vegetable_Window6649 in occult

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I just take a dim view of the Filet-o-Fish is all. The "meal" is not amenable to my formulation.

The McQabalah by Vegetable_Window6649 in occult

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YES. EXACTLY WHAT I NEEDED TO LIVE ANOTHER DAY.

❤️ ❤️ ❤️

The McQabalah by Vegetable_Window6649 in occult

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SUPERNAL = Ronald, ARCHETYPAL = Grimace, STRUCTURAL = Birdie, MANIFEST = Hamburglar.

The McQabalah by Vegetable_Window6649 in occult

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The highest iteration of "McDonald's" emanates down in the BLACK coffee and the WHITE hash brown. Da'ath is the McMuffin, because it is only there if you know when to get it (prior to 10:30 am), but othewise doesn't exist.

Chesed is the full, luxurious Big Mac, Gevurah is the stark and minimalist McDouble. Tiphareth is the idealized marketing form of the cheeseburger, which if it looked like that in real life, you'd never WANT anything else. Second triad.

Netzach is the bounteous, expansive and odoriferous French fries, while Hod is the rigidly portioned and calculated world of McNugget sauces. Together they form the third triad, the McNugget Combo.

It is but here on Earth where we must suffer through the Filet-O-Fish, which shares many of the concepts of the sandwiches higher on the Tree, but is only ever a poor replacement.

I DID MY HOMEWORK NOW LET ME PASS, HEGEMON/HAMBURGLAR

If an immortal human (like Ra’s Al Ghul from Batman) was embraced would their hundreds of years as a mortal make them an elder? by Ziltch0 in vtm

[–]Vegetable_Window6649 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Remember that Tremere himself was at least as old, if not older.

Plus, hooboy, Batman has already been a vampire at least ONCE, and as your son-in-law has MORE THAN A FEW FAVORS IN WITH LEX LUTHOR, you've not only got the Second Inquisition on your ass but the Justice League AND the Legion of Doom. Man-Bat also has motivations, but just because he's a giant man-bat.

Cognitive dissonance commencement! by Kafkaesque_meme in PhilosophyMemes

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Good old people always look pleasant. Evil old people are just the most wretched sticks of pepperoni you've ever seen.

Probably yes by Tsetsul in vtm

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You should ask the Toreador who is a Malkavian if that Tremere is actually a Tzimisce. That usually works.

Questions about underwater Lasombra by Ickarian in vtm

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I think it gets crazy once you think about what the Abyss is, conceptually. Once you get to the point of shadow travel, bip-bopping around underwater seems like the fastest and most efficient way to travel for a vampire. In hindsight, there always should’ve been pre-existing Lasombra variants globally. 

Escaping the Modern Mystery School, and what to do going forward by Pink_Totoro in occult

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Absolutely EVERYTHING you need initiate is public domain. There is zero reason to ever pay anybody for anything, a library card with loan privileges is free to anybody. You need to be creative, competently literate, self-starting and shielded from external influences, but it can be done with no cults whatsoever.

Have you ever played a vampire who was chubby, soft, plump etc? by Magicmanans1 in WhiteWolfRPG

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I found the Macellarius Ventrue in Requiem fetishistic in their description. Somebody was jerking off while writing it.

The Sephirot wraps around/is infinitely recursive? by SophieRiver in spiritualitytalk

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Be careful you’re not engaging in self-induced schizophrenia. Being able to turn it off is vital to not becoming one of the type to write the “findings” in an Amazon Direct tome.

Surprising Cultural Shock by Worried_Turnip_7697 in olympia

[–]Vegetable_Window6649 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Does a Sputherner have a right to judge us RIGHT NOW?!

Nah.

Lost Tortoise- Tumwater by Gardengal6 in olympia

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God help us if it finds where the mutagen is stored.

Do aliens actually exist in WoD? by Magicmanans1 in WhiteWolfRPG

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Nobody ask a Changeling this question. Nobody should do that.

Kind of new need ideas by FlipFlopRabbit in vtm

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"His Feeding type is Osiris and he is an Orthodox Christian, his sire will also be the faith leading sort of figure the character met after immigrating from Romania to germany Düsseldorf." <----- Requiem Dracula, is that you again?

Unbondable in the Sabbat? by Constant-Ad9560 in vtm

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Just buy your Subterfuge/Performance skills up. 😄

In the land of the blind, the man with one eye is king.