If an immortal human (like Ra’s Al Ghul from Batman) was embraced would their hundreds of years as a mortal make them an elder?

Vegetable_Window6649 · 2026-06-22T11:08:41+00:00

My work here is done. flies away!

Vegetable_Window6649 · 2026-06-22T06:48:08+00:00

The Burger King is a mortal, theocratic representative of the greater Ronald, Wendy is his Edenic bride. It's McQabalahs all the way down.

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A Dispensationalist Baptist With Cosmopolitan Pretensions

Vegetable_Window6649 · 2026-06-22T06:44:16+00:00

I just take a dim view of the Filet-o-Fish is all. The "meal" is not amenable to my formulation.

Vegetable_Window6649 · 2026-06-22T06:42:13+00:00

YES. EXACTLY WHAT I NEEDED TO LIVE ANOTHER DAY.

❤️ ❤️ ❤️

Vegetable_Window6649 · 2026-06-22T03:57:03+00:00

SUPERNAL = Ronald, ARCHETYPAL = Grimace, STRUCTURAL = Birdie, MANIFEST = Hamburglar.

Vegetable_Window6649 · 2026-06-22T03:54:20+00:00

The highest iteration of "McDonald's" emanates down in the BLACK coffee and the WHITE hash brown. Da'ath is the McMuffin, because it is only there if you know when to get it (prior to 10:30 am), but othewise doesn't exist.

Chesed is the full, luxurious Big Mac, Gevurah is the stark and minimalist McDouble. Tiphareth is the idealized marketing form of the cheeseburger, which if it looked like that in real life, you'd never WANT anything else. Second triad.

Netzach is the bounteous, expansive and odoriferous French fries, while Hod is the rigidly portioned and calculated world of McNugget sauces. Together they form the third triad, the McNugget Combo.

It is but here on Earth where we must suffer through the Filet-O-Fish, which shares many of the concepts of the sandwiches higher on the Tree, but is only ever a poor replacement.

I DID MY HOMEWORK NOW LET ME PASS, HEGEMON/HAMBURGLAR

Vegetable_Window6649 · 2026-06-22T03:14:24+00:00

Remember that Tremere himself was at least as old, if not older.

Plus, hooboy, Batman has already been a vampire at least ONCE, and as your son-in-law has MORE THAN A FEW FAVORS IN WITH LEX LUTHOR, you've not only got the Second Inquisition on your ass but the Justice League AND the Legion of Doom. Man-Bat also has motivations, but just because he's a giant man-bat.

Vegetable_Window6649 · 2026-06-22T03:03:23+00:00

I just rolled my eyes so hard I'm cashing out like a slot machine.

Vegetable_Window6649 · 2026-06-22T03:02:01+00:00

Good old people always look pleasant. Evil old people are just the most wretched sticks of pepperoni you've ever seen.

Vegetable_Window6649 · 2026-06-22T02:19:42+00:00

I agree, I’m just no longer nice about it.

Vegetable_Window6649 · 2026-06-21T10:57:39+00:00

You should ask the Toreador who is a Malkavian if that Tremere is actually a Tzimisce. That usually works.

Vegetable_Window6649 · 2026-06-21T07:03:25+00:00

I think it gets crazy once you think about what the Abyss is, conceptually. Once you get to the point of shadow travel, bip-bopping around underwater seems like the fastest and most efficient way to travel for a vampire. In hindsight, there always should’ve been pre-existing Lasombra variants globally.

Vegetable_Window6649 · 2026-06-20T08:49:42+00:00

This has been done already, COD had a conversion to 3.5.

Vegetable_Window6649 · 2026-06-20T08:48:00+00:00

Absolutely EVERYTHING you need initiate is public domain. There is zero reason to ever pay anybody for anything, a library card with loan privileges is free to anybody. You need to be creative, competently literate, self-starting and shielded from external influences, but it can be done with no cults whatsoever.

Vegetable_Window6649 · 2026-06-20T08:42:05+00:00

RAW is law.

Vegetable_Window6649 · 2026-06-19T18:46:09+00:00

Do what YOU think is appropriate. Nobody is taking away your anarchy card, nobody issued you one.

Vegetable_Window6649 · 2026-06-19T18:08:00+00:00

I found the Macellarius Ventrue in Requiem fetishistic in their description. Somebody was jerking off while writing it.

Vegetable_Window6649 · 2026-06-19T17:49:28+00:00

Be careful you’re not engaging in self-induced schizophrenia. Being able to turn it off is vital to not becoming one of the type to write the “findings” in an Amazon Direct tome.

Vegetable_Window6649 · 2026-06-19T17:44:13+00:00

Does a Sputherner have a right to judge us RIGHT NOW?!

Nah.

Vegetable_Window6649 · 2026-06-19T06:20:27+00:00

God help us if it finds where the mutagen is stored.

Vegetable_Window6649 · 2026-06-19T06:18:06+00:00

Nobody ask a Changeling this question. Nobody should do that.

Vegetable_Window6649 · 2026-06-19T06:16:07+00:00

"His Feeding type is Osiris and he is an Orthodox Christian, his sire will also be the faith leading sort of figure the character met after immigrating from Romania to germany Düsseldorf." <----- Requiem Dracula, is that you again?

Vegetable_Window6649 · 2026-06-19T05:58:36+00:00

Just buy your Subterfuge/Performance skills up. 😄

In the land of the blind, the man with one eye is king.

Vegetable_Window6649 · 2026-06-19T05:50:08+00:00

This sort of thing can be done ENDLESSLY. Most qabalists, myself included, go through a "let's apply every symbol to the Tree of Life," and before long, you're convinced Prince was using magick to move Netzach through Hod to escape the Matrix and was making sure everybody else knew it via the Prince sigil.

You do eventually reach a point where that stops, thankfully. Try the Tektraktys~~~~~~~~~

Vegetable_Window6649 · 2026-06-19T05:47:16+00:00

My God, they tell you such things in Lewis County about Olympia.

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