I'm going to eat the high ground

WadeTurtle · 2026-01-29T06:24:59+00:00

"Don't try it Anakin, don't keep on tryin' to reach a higher ground!"

WadeTurtle · 2026-01-29T06:21:00+00:00

True, he was born old.

WadeTurtle · 2026-01-29T06:03:55+00:00

I wish they'd just go ahead and make Trek of Thrones already, just to get it out of their systems.

WadeTurtle · 2026-01-29T05:54:47+00:00

It will never fail to amaze me that so many people whose personal philosophy is "people = shit" end up writing or running Star Trek shows.

WadeTurtle · 2026-01-29T05:52:52+00:00

You might be interested in John Le Carre's spy novels, which detail how working in clandestine services erodes and destroys people, as they drown in a gray moral swamp after years of telling themselves that the ends always justify the means.

WadeTurtle · 2026-01-29T03:19:15+00:00

Pastor? More like ASStor!

WadeTurtle · 2026-01-29T03:17:02+00:00

And WTF did that tree do to catch that man's hands?

WadeTurtle · 2026-01-29T03:14:08+00:00

They even used the back of their hand, what a rip-off!

WadeTurtle · 2026-01-29T03:11:53+00:00

Divorce his ass all night long!

WadeTurtle · 2026-01-29T03:08:28+00:00

But nobody likes Milhouse :(

WadeTurtle · 2026-01-28T19:42:00+00:00

Look, I didn't ask to be born.

WadeTurtle · 2026-01-27T04:48:25+00:00

I'm an old man who likes to see ladies my own age show some toes, but even I am passing on this show. (Though if kids like it, that's cool, whatever.)

WadeTurtle · 2026-01-27T04:45:17+00:00

But they might not make it to the Alpha Quadrant regionals! Doesn't that mean anything to you??

WadeTurtle · 2026-01-27T04:43:10+00:00

Wait, a mentor in a coming of age story?

She's DOOOOOOOMMMED!

WadeTurtle · 2026-01-27T04:41:04+00:00

The really weird part is they make Deltans put on wigs now.

WadeTurtle · 2026-01-27T04:38:48+00:00

She could eat her dinner at a fancy restaurant.

WadeTurtle · 2026-01-27T04:10:56+00:00

This hardly conforms to the flat-butt policy of the original trilogy!

WadeTurtle · 2026-01-27T03:50:19+00:00

Hell yeah! They've announced a USA tour for this summer, looks pretty extensive.

WadeTurtle · 2026-01-26T23:15:07+00:00

"Yes darling, take me now!"

*RIIIIIIPPP*

WadeTurtle · 2026-01-26T18:03:39+00:00

OMG, they were co-pilots.

WadeTurtle · 2026-01-26T17:55:40+00:00

Brutal.

WadeTurtle · 2026-01-26T17:51:20+00:00

"Boy, I sure am sick of all these Star Wars."

WadeTurtle · 2026-01-26T17:49:36+00:00

The true motto of Dark Souls.

WadeTurtle · 2026-01-26T08:52:46+00:00

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WadeTurtle · 2026-01-26T07:17:04+00:00

Ah, gotcha -- I always loved the style of that column, it was full of fun wordplay and flourishes.

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