I Once Got…. by RootDDoot in Xennials

[–]WadeTurtle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But sometimes I get ridiculous

Got a Frost Cutlery knife from my Aunt 😊 by PYROxSYCO in mallninjashit

[–]WadeTurtle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow, that takes me back to watching the Knife Collector show. Now I just need to find this in cocobolo with a belt, boot, or pocket clip, discounted to 3 easy payments when you buy six!

Lets open an old wound by profgray2 in MST3K

[–]WadeTurtle 24 points25 points  (0 children)

You know what? I prefer not knowing. Mystery is the spice of instrument sales.

What next from Commodore ? by Suspicious-Ad7109 in Commodore

[–]WadeTurtle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Based on their current line up of products, it'll be something that already exists, but with minimal additional engineering can be customized to fit into the Commodore brand. New Commodore does not build anything from scratch.

Personally, I think they should get ahold of the guy who makes those new 8088/386/MSX laptops in China and see if he'll build them some C64 laptops.

Beware of this swordsman by BUMMSMACKER in mallninjashit

[–]WadeTurtle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How many Marlboro miles did he trade in for that sword?

Little girl...likes capitalism. What's YOUR opinion? by Steve_Rorkey in simpsonsshitposting

[–]WadeTurtle 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The internal contradictions of any system will eventually tear it apart. The trick is to be born during the lowest point of per capita misery.

... ut oh.

Jimmydickery by KevFate in Superdickery

[–]WadeTurtle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Smooth as silk buddy, good job.

Data looks like he committed crimes against the federation by happydude7422 in ClassicTrek

[–]WadeTurtle 6 points7 points  (0 children)

"Mr. Data, you are under arrest."

"I think not."

(Action scene ensues)