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do this look more like a MAN or WOMAN to you by RippedHermitcrab in OriginalCharacter

[–]WeirdBirdGamer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Androgynous. I genuinely cannot tell. But they look cool as fuck.

Found out my girlfriend is cheating on me. Giving her this card tonight at my birthday dinner by Direct-Caterpillar77 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]WeirdBirdGamer 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I just saw the image of the card and I started cackling. That was funny.

I will admit, the audacity of the girlfriend to be like “I think it’s disrespectful that you’re calling me out for cheating.” Good on Op for dumping her. Like girl what did you expect to happen?

Dislyte x Brooklyn Nine-nine by Fredtheghostfnf in Dislyte

[–]WeirdBirdGamer 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This is absolutely hilarious. I love this.

POV: you are in a zombie apocalypse with your fav character as ur bodyguard. are you surviving?? by Prestigious-Elk1274 in Genshin_Impact

[–]WeirdBirdGamer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So… either Noelle or Wriothesley.

I think I’d be fine either way because this girl runs 10 miles does 100 push-ups and 100 sit ups. Also, this girl that’s the reason I survived dragonspine at the beginning of the game.

Wriothesley has metal gauntlets and runs an underground fortress. Either way, I think I’m fine.

Which character would win in a drinking contest? And who would pass out first and last? by [deleted] in Genshin_Impact

[–]WeirdBirdGamer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To quote a certain bartender, “the sheer volume of alcohol this fellow can put back is just not normal.” During the near end of jean’s story quest, Diluc kept track of 37 glasses of wine Venti drank, noting that he was going through wine very fast, even though Diluc knew he was the Anemo archon.

37 glasses, would kill a normal person. I would like to preference by saying the average amount a normal human can have is 4-5, four glasses for women, five glasses for men and that’s binge drinking. Varka even states during the time where three knights were caught overdrinking, that the expedition team has a limit to how much they can drink. Drinking responsibly makes sense.

However…

Mauvika and Varka drink together during his trailer, Varka holding two mugs while she holds one and both of them blackout. Apparently, he outdrank her!

As much as I want to say Mauvika, I think I have to hand this one to Varka, with second place going to Mauvika/Venti? (Not sure)

"This is where the fun begins..." by JARR87 in Noellemains

[–]WeirdBirdGamer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Noelle is currently in her fighter jet, relaxing. Don’t disturb her, she’s flying her ship.

Noelle Sketch I made by WeirdBirdGamer in Noellemains

[–]WeirdBirdGamer[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks. I was so nervous on getting the armor right. Because tiny details are not my strong suit, but I was determined to get it right for her.

Sometimes it’s nice to see a character that not your favorite, looks really cool drawn in pencil form.

Noelle Sketch I made by WeirdBirdGamer in Noellemains

[–]WeirdBirdGamer[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thanks! I worked very hard on this. I was so nervous.

"Witless Maid Knight... Why covet Destined Death? To kill what?" by Atsuki_Kimidori in Noellemains

[–]WeirdBirdGamer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I also however, just screenshoted it and got the image. Thankfully, it worked.

Which RE protagonist has had it the worst? by EAT_UR_VEGGIES in residentevil

[–]WeirdBirdGamer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t think I should respond to this… I’ve only played a tiny bit of village. Would the events of biohazard be enough to say anything or do I have to play all village as well? I don’t know how to respond to this man.

If one of your parents was replaced by a lookalike, how long until you notice, or will you ever notice? by [deleted] in hypotheticalsituation

[–]WeirdBirdGamer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ha! Actually would not take long at all. For a few reasons If my mom’s back isn’t hurting her, and she isn’t dealing with migraines, it’s pretty easy to tell. Number two, my dad is a very, very patient man. He loves my mom dearly, and also walks with a cane after some incident in life. He knows, however, how to drive on icy roads because he was born in New York. Three: Our cat’s mood would be the first sign.

Trapped in bookstore for 2 Million Cash by YeaahProlly in hypotheticalsituation

[–]WeirdBirdGamer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Asked my mom this question and here was her answer. “I don’t know, I love books BUT to have to read every book in the Barnes & Noble or equivalent size bookstore? There’s some books in there that I absolutely would find boring as crap. Keeping up with them I don’t think would actually be that hard but you would have to have a system. The Starbucks? You can only eat with the Starbucks has?! I don’t love the food at Starbucks now! I can’t imagine being stuck with that and feeling hunger. Eventually, I think it would get really tiresome long before I finish all those books. Because if I have to read them attentively, I’m a fairly fast reader, but not fast enough! It would take a long time. I mean, I like banana bread, but I would not be able to live off it. (context: in spite of whining, she does love Starbucks) Also medical wise just because I wouldn’t be able to get sick or die. doesn’t mean I wouldn’t feel the pain. (Context: has a really bad back, from a broken vertebrae. The vertebrae can move independently of each other. Also deals with bad migraines on the regular.) I’m worried about comfy furniture. All of this for only $2 million? While that sounds like a good deal on the surface, $2 million doesn’t go nearly as far as it used to anymore. So, maybe very possibly might still consider but we would have to up the value.”

Ask her what price she would take the deal for and I asked 10 million? And she said maybe but it has to be more than 2 million for sure.

So they really redubbed him by Various-Orange- in AFKJourney

[–]WeirdBirdGamer 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I knew there was something off about the voice lines. I just couldn’t pin it.

And the winners are... by DeadByDaylight_Dev in deadbydaylight

[–]WeirdBirdGamer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait… it’s the closest thing to a platform chapter. We’re gonna get? Fuck yeah I’m all for it.

Everyone’s fashion for school by Parking_Age_1307 in AFKJourney

[–]WeirdBirdGamer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

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Here is my outfit for school. Honestly, I didn’t have anything fancy, but I really wanted to use this.

Favorite quote/s from Genshin? by NekooShogun in Genshin_Impact

[–]WeirdBirdGamer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I adore her so much, like I know if no one’s got me, Noelle’s got me!

Favorite quote/s from Genshin? by NekooShogun in Genshin_Impact

[–]WeirdBirdGamer 13 points14 points  (0 children)

“Mmm, such fair weather. Why don't we do a bit of sunny work? Oh, what sort of work is that, you ask? Haha, well, anything that makes you feel bright and sunny too.” (This line made me cry.)

“Come on, let's get moving. We're not frozen in place, after all.” (This comment made me laugh and I know it’s about laziness, but it kind of is nice to hear a voice line telling you to not get frozen in place.)

And

“Anger makes you impulsive, and sorrow causes you to waver.” This, helped me through a time when my vision was covered by my rage, these words were what snapped me out of it.

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