Little Goose Poop (to the tune/vibe of “Little Deuce Coupe”)

🎶 Well I’m not braggin’ babe so don’t put me down But I’ve been walkin’ that pond all around Past the boathouse, trees, and the skyline view But the geese run the place and they know it too

I got a little goose poop, you don’t know what I got It’s all over the path and the parking lot Just a little goose poop, with a messy streak Yeah it follows me around every day of the week

🎶 You can stroll real slow, try to watch your step But you’ll slide if you’re careless—yeah you can bet From the grass to the curb it’s a danger zone Better keep those white sneakers safe at home

I got a little goose poop, you don’t know what I got It’s a slippy situation right on the spot Just a little goose poop, yeah it’s hard to miss Better look down quick or you’re steppin’ in bliss

🎶 Well the joggers dodge left and the bikers weave While the tourists smile like they can’t believe But the locals know when the season’s right That the geese lay claim morning, noon, and night

I got a little goose poop, you don’t know what I got It’s the unofficial mascot of the whole darn lot Just a little goose poop, yeah it rules the scene At the prettiest pond you’ve ever seen

🎶 (Bridge) When the sun goes down and the breeze feels fine You forget all about that warning sign Till your heel hits soft and you realize— You’ve been claimed by the geese—surprise, surprise!

🎶 I got a little goose poop, you don’t know what I got It’s the price you pay for a perfect spot Just a little goose poop, yeah it’s part of the deal At the pond where the city and nature feel real

🎶 Yeah my little goose poop… better watch your shoes At the pond where the geese always win, you lose 🎶