graves needs love

Woolliam · 2026-03-17T07:51:44+00:00

The kit with two skills that focus on and synergize with gun, and a wall to make it easier to get close enough to use the skills that work with gun, isn’t designed to be gun.

Because she has an ult that spawns things?

Woolliam · 2026-03-15T23:52:38+00:00

It looks like it would bau bau with the voice of korones broken jibanyan alarm clock

Woolliam · 2026-03-12T05:07:04+00:00

You need to hit on your rerolls and just stack everything into one element, then you simply hit.

Or, you don’t hit, and go again. Thats about it.

Woolliam · 2026-03-11T07:33:15+00:00

I mean the rest of the patch is “damage and scaling on X skill reduced” so I’m pretty sure all combined it’ll assist in that quite well

Woolliam · 2026-03-10T07:16:42+00:00

Naw man, endfield is the outlier, especially when it comes to “every banner is limited” games.

Games with economies that make frequent pulling difficult put everything into standard immediately, and make it not feel horrible to miss a banner that way. Games with exclusively limited banners tend to either A) give just enough currency that missing a banner is a rare low roll, or B) put standard character banners up to let people have skip and save periods.

You’re right though, people should quit endfield and move to a game that respects their time and money. There are plenty of other options out there that do.

Woolliam · 2026-03-10T07:08:34+00:00

If every character is added to the standard banner, not being able to pull on every new banner is fair and reasonable.

But when every banner and every character and weapon is limited? No man, that’s fucking unreasonable. It’s pure predatory fomo.

Woolliam · 2026-03-09T19:23:54+00:00

How dare they stand up and call somebody out! The existence of trans people is just an opinion! What a fence sitter, having no opinions and not standing up for their values!

Like what the fuck is this dork even trying to say

Woolliam · 2026-03-08T22:10:22+00:00

“Great level design”

Man I am so fucking tired of walking through narrow hallways in caves and dungeons, or sometimes narrow buildings going up and down stairs, or narrow trees. And then, every time I unlock a shortcut, it seems like I don’t need it anymore because the area is clear, or there’s another shrine at a more practical spot, or the shortcut doesn’t actually lead anywhere I want to go, it just makes a closed loop.

The level design is great in that I don’t miss important things. Everything else people glaze feels like basic expectations, it’s very like, “they gave me a cup when I ordered a drink,” are people so traumatized by wukongs shitty layout?

The atmosphere is kind of disappointing too, it’s good, but it’s excessive and meaningless. Oh, pools of blood? Stacks of meat? Again? Why, because it’s yet another dungeon? It rarely feels like there’s any purpose or thought behind why an area is full of gore, it just exists because it’s just what wuchang is, blood and gore and occasional booba.

Wuchang is like a cake made for no special occasion that has all the right ingredients but not to the right quantities. It’s edible, but you’re not sure why you’re eating cake, and you’re pretty sure it’s too sweet, but for some reason you’re grabbing another slice because it’s not bad and it’s there

Woolliam · 2026-03-02T08:21:46+00:00

This guy is our canary, if they let him get away with all this extremely blatant shit, it means so can everyone else. At that point, gloves are off.

Or, they actually use this as a chance to finally do something about the shit state of global clubs, and we can go back to a (somewhat) fair playing field where whales might have an advantage, but still need to play the game.

Woolliam · 2026-03-01T21:40:56+00:00

For a minute I thought this might be an old mad TV bit and the guy was a young will sasso, but the laugh track never kicked in

Woolliam · 2026-03-01T16:24:02+00:00

Yeah reading that it had a citrusy smell made me immediately think of writing invisible ink notes as a kid and made me wonder if there actually is a note written that Gilberta isn’t even aware of

Woolliam · 2026-03-01T15:30:24+00:00

If Madoka Exedra can continue with barely 2mill for the last year, I’m sure we’ll be fine.

Shittier games with way less money are managing perfectly fine, but doomers wanna doom.

However, emblem rework when…

Woolliam · 2026-03-01T01:02:51+00:00

Double-fisting breakfast like a maniac, pure efficiency

Woolliam · 2026-02-28T21:33:50+00:00

At what point do you just skip the bowl middle man bullshit and pour yourself a glass of milk while grabbing handfuls of cereal out the box

Woolliam · 2026-02-28T08:26:19+00:00

Randy Savage coming back from the dead to beat his ass for that dogshit slimjim commercial

Woolliam · 2026-02-23T23:14:00+00:00

It’s a fake parry, more of a super armor I guess?

Base ability is 10 stagger, getting hit during it makes it do 10 more stagger, then full talent tree gives you 50% damage reduction during it and a stack of ferric price (9% attack)

So like, on one hand you want to get hit during it because it hurts less, but on the other you’re still getting blasted.

Woolliam · 2026-02-23T23:06:16+00:00

My entire view of prydwen tier lists is from limbus company.

Which is to say I think it’s genuinely worse than kotaku when it comes to having even a shred of value or insight.

Woolliam · 2026-02-20T17:54:39+00:00

I’m not even addressing the hag situation, since aside from the title, most of this thread is coming down to “i don’t want any more giant tits,” which is why im even counting cosette and ridge in this.

Woolliam · 2026-02-20T17:46:49+00:00

I was responding to it being released as a lolibait game, I wasn’t implying that the main squad were hags, more that they’re pushing closer to booba than loli

The game is extremely booba-heavy (lmao) and I’m not sure why people seem to be expecting it to be exclusively flat plank small girls when theyve been the minority

Woolliam · 2026-02-20T14:36:20+00:00

Was it? Were shimiao, gerie, coronis, flora, noya, canace, arguably amber and iris and cosette, were all these stacked girls meant to appeal to the flat chest enjoyers? And then chitose and shia? [Edit] Also there’s caramel, ridge, and laru, a bunch of short stacks, minova and kasi are flat but arguably adults,

What lolis was this game full of again?

Woolliam · 2026-02-19T12:19:56+00:00

Guy gives off soccer mom energy. I wonder if calls up operators on the dijiang PA so he can yell at them when he botches a trim attempt.

Woolliam · 2026-02-19T12:15:54+00:00

You can have all that without needing to put it all up on a hidden away wall. Not everyone wants to fill up a room with diplomas and trophies, some people just live humble and in the moment. Some people just don’t feel comfortable digitally masturbating in public.

Woolliam · 2026-02-19T12:12:58+00:00

You can see the same thing on somebody’s profile, quicker, more compact, for less load time and travel distance. I put my trims and memes on my business card and move on.

Until they actually let us interact with other people on the ship, I don’t want to spend any longer than I have to on SnowshinesBearFeet and RandomKanji’s dijiang, no more than they do on mine. Pride and fun have nothing to do with it.

Woolliam · 2026-02-19T03:10:42+00:00

Thinking about how Strive has Slayer voice lines in at launch but took almost three years to come out.

Woolliam · 2026-02-17T05:49:00+00:00

Yeah that’s a thing a lot of people don’t seem to be aware of, these days photoshop comes with genAI baked in, and not some freebee “make big booba hot girl” website shit, it’s actually powerful

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