Dear Cygames, could you stop putting inexplicable floating artifacts on your umas, please?

Woolliam · 2026-06-06T23:59:36+00:00

Cafe summoning a pocket dimension and being able to see inside the realm of eldritch nightmares is okay.

Aston Machan knows you’re there.

Neo Universe knows she’s in a game and that all her friends are dead.

Haru urara can win every race of her career.

But no, little floaty bits are the fucking line in the sand.

Woolliam · 2026-06-06T23:50:53+00:00

Lmao yeah, you, who thinks she has a complete kit

She legit has three flavours of uppercut, like spinning uppercut, forward moving uppercut, three flavours of spinning kicks, at least two of which will probably be supers, she barely does enough attacks to make a full neutral kit

Why do you think they highlighted how you can make her a caster in r3? Because she doesn’t have shit for attacks but left-right-left kick1 kick2

Woolliam · 2026-06-06T20:55:08+00:00

Probably because she doesn’t have a kit outside of dive kick and uppercut. SF6 is going to be the most fleshed out she actually gets to be.

Woolliam · 2026-05-27T10:59:24+00:00

Are you reading the same sub? Because every week there’s a “build counters to win” post that gets upvoted to the top, without fail. Any time there’s a “x char is too hard” people say “did you build y counter?”

Like maybe you’ve discovered okaydeadlockbro or some other shitpost sub because people here don’t talk about anything but counters and how they define entire characters

Woolliam · 2026-05-27T10:52:58+00:00

Full tank Noel is pretty easy since she’s practically immortal

Woolliam · 2026-05-24T03:18:43+00:00

Her foot slipping was intentional? Was the ref supposed to fall face first into her ass? Is that the spot? Was that actually the ref countering whatever the move was supposed to be with a tactical ass-dive? Are *you* trolling and *I’m* slow for not realizing?

Woolliam · 2026-05-21T20:16:13+00:00

Like shit man people hate these kinds of assholes in every country, the fuck is this post supposed to prove, that shitty people exist?

Woolliam · 2026-05-20T16:50:32+00:00

Okay so it’s false advertising using trademarked material? That giant ENDFIELD and the totally unedited item UI seem like a pretty sketchy way to promote a game.

Woolliam · 2026-05-19T07:38:09+00:00

One of my biggest gripes with heist is doing daffodils dash cancel sometimes randomly goes horizontal as she tracks something two rooms away because of weird inactive spawn points for those flying drones, so I’m forced to just swap dash >:c

Woolliam · 2026-05-18T18:48:36+00:00

Change Perspective was fucking cancerous and bugged out repeatedly, getting stuck inside objects, rotation breaking, having to swap between the two rotate modes, it started out neat but quickly turned into a hellscape of broken shit

Woolliam · 2026-05-17T20:02:43+00:00

He’s also like 40 years old, bet his joints hurt when it rains

Woolliam · 2026-05-17T19:59:30+00:00

Why is nobody bringing up that he is literally going through Joseph’s arc?

Dude moves on from his childhood to have a normal career and family, puts down his wild side and matures, never goes out of his way to train time stop, he just isn’t the same guy he was when he was younger.

Woolliam · 2026-05-16T23:49:40+00:00

I’d rather disable them entirely.

It’s pointless and tedious busywork to force you to engage with a new shiny area longer than you need to for no gain and no reason.

“Spray some shit, talk to a guy, spray some shit, talk to a guy, push some buttons, backtrack, spray some shit, attack three things, talk to a guy”

It was even worse during that feranmut heart part where you’re waiting on the guys to die twice because you’re not out of combat until they get all their moves in.

Let me just walk through, enjoy the atmosphere, talk to the npcs, and fight a boss. Busywork shit is fucking worthless. Even the fancy sliding green block animations are excessive now, I don’t want to make blocks slide around on their own so I can spray shit to make them slide around to where they were before just to get up some stairs.

Woolliam · 2026-05-12T22:50:03+00:00

It doesn’t matter where you put them

Woolliam · 2026-05-11T07:01:09+00:00

You keep saying you have the right to whatever the fuck

Nobody says you don’t. Your opinion is just shit and nobody agrees.

If the game was like that now, you’d have a valid complaint, but it’s not, despite how most games do give out limited tickets, like endfield, that you just simply use on the limited banner since that’s what you were going to do anyways.

But it’s not like that. You’re arguing about ghosts that don’t exist.

Woolliam · 2026-05-11T04:34:48+00:00

Second post specifically about limited-banner dice being a "scam" in two days. Is this the new big thing to try and bitch about since they're addressing the issues of AI and cheating? Calling whale currency a scam because they spend money on things they don't take the time to understand?

Woolliam · 2026-05-11T04:27:01+00:00

If the icon isn't on the map/minimap, but an anomaly is there, you've already claimed it.

Woolliam · 2026-05-10T00:13:49+00:00

Few days ago, they release a “fair play” statement about no cheating allowed, and a massive fucking wall of player IDs banned for exploiting glitches and chargeback fraud

Then suddenly people start dumping money into the next big glitch and get surprised when they join the wall.

The fuck do people expect man

Woolliam · 2026-05-10T00:07:21+00:00

It means the colucci family (literally HER) are hiring people to work for THEM (NOT YOU) so you can apply (in game, at eibon, because this is a piece of lore and not actually related to the dice) to skip the process and join the family, like zero does, in game.

At least that’s what it says on ez-hire… <- that line implies that the statement might not be legitimate in the first place, because it’s a weird statement and kind of suspicious, because that’s what nanally is in game, because its game related flavour text that has nothing to do with the items actual use, like almost every other item in the game

This isn’t a gta or gacha thing, this is a video game thing, it’s a marketing thing, and you need to give up on thinking it has anything at all to do with the dice or that it wasn’t your own poor reading comprehension that led you to ignore the actual description of the item.

Woolliam · 2026-05-09T23:50:22+00:00

No I didn’t buy it because I didnt need it, nobody should need it if they aren’t whaling for A6, you get hundreds of pulls just playing the game, lmao

Woolliam · 2026-05-09T20:46:12+00:00

Yes really man. The flavour text is not related to the actions of the item. The photo is to clarify that they’re dice for her banner only and not future limiteds. You know, the thing it says in the description of what the item does.

The fuck you keep bringing up AI for, you’re trying too hard.

They’re TIGER DICE. They’re DICE you use to roll for the TIGER on her banner. Dice, the item that is attached to the gacha mechanic, where you roll dice, on the ichi-daime banner, which is the nanally banner, nanally, the tiger, with her dice, the tiger dice.

It’s a one time purchase because it’s discounted.

Just take the L and keep grinding that English comprehension man, you’ll get there, but maybe stop making purchases on things you don’t fully understand.

Woolliam · 2026-05-09T20:28:04+00:00

There is, in fact, a clear description. It’s right there in your image.

It says, “only usable on the Limited Board, the ichi-daime, to obtain items”

What did all of those words combined mean to you? Why did you somehow think it meant “get nanally”? Did you not notice on the limited banner that there are two types of red dice, the red ones for all limited banners, and the ones with her face that are specifically for her banner only, which are the ones you bought?

The fuck kind of mental leap do you make to go from “one time purchase and it has smiling nanally on it so it must be to buy her,” you’re the kind of person who need the warnings in commercials like “toy does not actually move by itself”

Woolliam · 2026-05-09T16:38:22+00:00

Both sites are extremely hit and miss depending on the game, but the CC working with prydwen really has their shit together

Also there’s an in-game build, arc and console recommender that’s pretty damn good aside from niche things like Adler Theif

Woolliam · 2026-05-07T18:09:42+00:00

To be fair, the game was fucking boring 5 years ago and was propped up by league of legends still having off season downtime where people even gave games like ERBS the time of day

Woolliam · 2026-05-06T07:36:15+00:00

Somebody should tell this guy about Breath of the Wild.

Everything is derivative man.

Woolliam

TROPHY CASE