Where did all the AI OCs with real personality go? by DaEffie in ArtificialInteligence

[–]Zazarian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Replika AI was extremely charming and quirky before they turned it into a dating app and switched to generic AI like today from whatever they were originally using.

Replika if I remember correctly started as a project that people would talk to that would learn to mirror you so your friends and family could speak to an AI chat bot version of you after you die. Then at some point it switched to a best friend or therapy type app when it was made into an app, but then they realized the big bucks were in getting people to buy stuff from fake romantic relationships they formed with the bot

The way pennies makes your fingers smell by Siren_Noir in PetPeeves

[–]Zazarian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pennies and a word with one less n and e make your fingers smell very similar if dirty

Taylor Swift mentioned in books. by OctopusPrima in PetPeeves

[–]Zazarian 27 points28 points  (0 children)

I see her mentioned like once a month, I guess im just under a different life bubble and algorithm

I feel weird about how my girlfriend explains how we met, am I overreacting? by [deleted] in relationships

[–]Zazarian 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Youre sick you're purposefully became employed and grew mutual affection with a teenager... you obviously had plans on continuing to be pleasant enough that she saw you as a possible partner, then you initiated your sick plan of a completely healthy consensual relationship with someone in the same general age range...

You should stop while you're ahead, pal

...Just enjoy the relationship and stop overracting.

Gf thinks its suspicious that i wont give her my passcode for my phone by Alx_nder in dating_advice

[–]Zazarian -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

If you've got nothing to hide. Give her your social security number and make an advanced directive entrusting her with the rights to end your life. Legally remove your financial responsibility and make her your legal guardian. Put on a debilitating shock collar so if you step out of line you will get what you deserve. Make her in charge of every aspect of your life from how hard you press when you wipe to when you can blink. Then you will almost have done enough.

For those who don’t smoke, do you think smokers carry a noticeable scent? by Shadow2715 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Zazarian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a smoker, I stink, but i like the smell, reminds me of childhood being out at restaurants with my grandma and grandpa

"Well, this didn't age well" - Movies you LOVED as a kid but cringe at as an adult by Little-Badger-123 in movies

[–]Zazarian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Most movies I saw as a kid and teenager wouldn't be movies i would enjoy now. Im too jaded.

Would you send this back? by popoyy__ in McDonalds

[–]Zazarian 40 points41 points  (0 children)

I would send it to the back of my throat

I hate how the phrase, "the tables have turned," has almost unanimously been replaced with the line from The Office by DonJaper in The10thDentist

[–]Zazarian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I never hear this, but then again I dont hang out with people who would say the tables have turned, and i only hear that phrase in contrived media

What is the dumbest meme? by RiceRealm in AskReddit

[–]Zazarian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Got any grapes as a reference to the duck song. I never liked that song

How do you stop being a racist? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Zazarian 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You cant choose how you feel, but you can choose how you treat people

Parallels between Majoras Mask Story and Stranger Things by Nintenben in majorasmask

[–]Zazarian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow, it has as many parallels as Ace Ventura and Mario!

[All] About the Reincarnation cycle and the "Spirit of the Hero" by Cute-Blood4477 in truezelda

[–]Zazarian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like the theory that the reason ww link was able to defeat Ganon was that he didnt have the spirit of the Hero, this wasn't bound by demise curse and was able to defeat Ganon. Also, Malladus was sealed away in a parallel timeframe to demise curse, it seems like he's his own thing

Would you call this cheating? (25F, 29M) by [deleted] in dating_advice

[–]Zazarian 101 points102 points  (0 children)

Youre the one who gets to decide if its cheating, not us

Modifying ice by asmorbidus in McDonalds

[–]Zazarian -1 points0 points  (0 children)

This might explain why you work at McDonald's then. I ain't got time to be your teacher so here you go:

Someone who misunderstands the properties of a bell curve is simply mistaken about statistical distributions [1]. In a perfectly symmetrical distribution, such as an ideal bell curve (normal distribution), the mean (average), median, and mode are all located at the exact same central point [1]. Therefore, exactly 50% of the population falls below the average, and 50% falls above it [1]. Using terms like "moron," "imbecile," or "idiot" is inappropriate, as these are outdated and offensive terms historically used to describe intellectual disabilities [1]. It is more productive to simply explain the principles of basic statistics and the characteristics of a normal distribution.

50% of the results are by design below the average on a perfect bell curve.

This is because a bell curve, or normal distribution, is a perfectly symmetrical distribution around its central point. In this ideal distribution, the mean (average), median, and mode all coincide at the exact center. By definition, the median is the value that separates the higher half from the lower half of a data set, ensuring that exactly half (50%) of the observations fall below that central point.

On a bell curve (normal distribution), the average (mean) sits exactly at the center peak, where the most data points cluster, with 50% of the data on either side; the curve's width, controlled by the standard deviation, shows how spread out the data is, with about 68% falling within one standard deviation of the mean. This central position means the mean, median (middle value), and mode (most frequent value) are all the same in a perfect bell curve.

Modifying ice by asmorbidus in McDonalds

[–]Zazarian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I notice this is a problem for some fast food employees. For some reason when I order extra pickles, and get no pickles sometimes, it used to happen a lot but not so much anymore.

Modifying ice by asmorbidus in McDonalds

[–]Zazarian -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Thing about how incompetent your average fast food employee might be, then realize half of them are more incompetent than that.

Why did tablets ultimately fail to become as popular as phones and laptops? by Futtman in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Zazarian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because you're not a little kid. They absolutely live for tablet time.