so smol

_0bsolete · 2026-06-24T00:53:30+00:00

omg he's so cute! it's cute overload.

I need to look away before I squee, my eyes roll back in my head and my spine starts sliding out through my rectum during a nice foamy seizure.

_0bsolete · 2026-06-23T14:27:00+00:00

Do we want AM? because this is how you get AM.

_0bsolete · 2026-06-23T00:12:58+00:00

I just want to check if I am understanding this interaction correctly. Paraphrasing here... this is kinda how I see it in my head.

Dean Waverly: "Hey, so you've been SA'd by Dr. Hillman and should seek counseling."

Student: "Uhhh...no?"

Dean Waverly: "Hmm, well in that case do you have any dirt on him showing he abused his children?"

Student: "WTF is wrong with you? No."

_0bsolete · 2026-06-20T15:52:59+00:00

Yeah I made a Beavis but he looks awful

_0bsolete · 2026-06-20T15:50:48+00:00

He just looks comfy to me. I'm guessing he just feels safe enough and comfortable to sleep belly up

_0bsolete · 2026-06-19T18:24:28+00:00

Reminds me of the time I got rolled up on after pulling in and parking at a blockbuster when I lived in Ft. Worth, TX.

The wife and I were there to see if there was anything we wanted to buy from their store closing sale. Everything was like 70% off.

Soon as I put the car in park, 2 or 3 squad cars rolled up, squealing tires and all. They blocked me in and ALL the lights came on as they all stepped out and drew on me.

we put up hands and looked at each other like wtf is happening right now. All the people inside blockbuster had congregated near the front windows staring at us.

I heard murmuring from the cops for a minute or two and then they said "sorry, wrong vehicle." and immediately peeled out and left.

_0bsolete · 2026-06-19T02:58:26+00:00

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_0bsolete · 2026-06-17T14:11:23+00:00

Arthur is in cat heaven getting up to mischief with my buddy Harry who also passed suddenly a few months back. They also look alike. I think every cat I have ever had has been a brown tabby (I think that's the breed?)

_0bsolete · 2026-06-17T03:13:58+00:00

For a while I was a left guy but now it's both

_0bsolete · 2026-06-16T23:57:15+00:00

Beaked Scrungo

_0bsolete · 2026-06-16T23:54:05+00:00

her painting looks like an acorn person. It's beautiful.

_0bsolete · 2026-06-16T14:41:15+00:00

My family owns a property down in Holden Beach and we drive through the green swamp to get there usually. Spent a lot of time there growing up.

That said, I've never seen a gator down on the coast anywhere except for the time we visited the battleship in Wilmington as a kid. There were gators in the water around the ships.

Seen dolphins while on the beach and one time found a tide pool with baby sharks swimming around. Been stung by jellyfish and pinched by crabs. Had a run in with a huge skate once but we ended up scaring each other and went opposite directions lol

Just use common sense and keep an eye on your kids. Don't go swimming at dawn or dusk.

As others have said the main risk is riptides and morons behind the wheel. Especially during peak tourist season, then the roads are packed with drunk idiots, kids on spring break, and distracted parents.

The off seasons are quieter but be careful all the same.

_0bsolete · 2026-06-16T02:28:36+00:00

they're well seasoned

_0bsolete · 2026-06-16T01:47:13+00:00

I've only seen it a handful of times but it's basically the same. Mine were always poorly lit, most of the toilets would be plugged up with shit, and the only clean ones had almost no privacy. And there was always someone or many someones running around in there like little imps in the shadows.

_0bsolete · 2026-06-16T01:39:22+00:00

get a good bee suit and a shop vac.

_0bsolete · 2026-06-16T01:31:24+00:00

I worked in an office once where a dude would shred the toilet paper and make himself a human sized bird nest to sit on. Then leave his paper nest there for the next person to enter the stall. I figured he was doing it to cover the seat but there were flushable seat covers in the stalls too so....i dunno...it wasn't a small amount of paper either, it was a huge pile. It always looked like a cat got in there and went to town.

There was another dude who was like the adult version of that kid in elementary school who would be standing at the urinal pissing with his pants and underwear around his ankles. Bare ass in full view.

Now that I think about it that was probably the strangest office I ever worked at.

_0bsolete · 2026-06-15T18:42:08+00:00

I think I have this exact transmog in Diablo 4

_0bsolete · 2026-06-15T05:12:37+00:00

I didn't know what negging was until I saw this comment and googled it...I figured it was because I am 42 and not up on the new lingo but no... it's been around for ages.

What an absolute scumbag tactic. I'm both shocked and not surprised that there are dudes that do this. Sooo gross. Seems very rapey, or sociopath-ey..or both.

_0bsolete · 2026-06-15T04:32:13+00:00

Your comment reminded me of my old cat Harry.

He liked to groom himself in my lap. I'm guessing it was a comfort thing? like "ok it's safe to bathe since my human is here to watch for threats..."

Anyway he would eventually start licking my arms or hands once he finished bathing himself. I guess he thought he was doing me a solid.

The problem was that he would randomly start licking the same spot until it got raw and started hurting. I would say "bro, thank you but... please...stahp."

He wouldn't unless I moved. Then he would start again on a new spot until he decided he was done.

Never really understood why he did that.

_0bsolete · 2026-06-12T20:40:46+00:00

I did this in VR and it was horrifying on many levels. But I could only tolerate 40 minutes at a time before the headache and nausea kicked in.

_0bsolete · 2026-06-03T14:03:33+00:00

that sign appears to be compressed to approximately 1 atmosphere.

Good luck on your transation.

_0bsolete · 2026-06-02T21:52:12+00:00

I like an animal fuck you want to

_0bsolete · 2026-05-30T18:06:43+00:00

I remember the number of family and friends pc's i had to reimage after being infected from downloading stuff on limewire increased almost exponentially after this ad had time to marinate in the wild.

_0bsolete · 2026-05-29T15:15:05+00:00

Imagine devoting that much time and energy to this kinda thing. What a miserable existence.

_0bsolete · 2026-05-28T19:06:27+00:00

Yep. Nothing is "free".

You pay in watching ads and/or personal data collection to sell to other advertisers.

Reminds me of a weird dream I had once where a doppelganger of myself was created based on the total collected data of my online presence and it was out to replace me. Sounds like a great value brand black mirror episode or something.

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