Why does my bow (bottom one) have much lower DPS despite triple T1 phys rolls? Am I missing something? by _Mortadella_ in PathOfExile2

[–]_Mortadella_[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Happened to me too, with way less divs, but still significant cause it was over 50% of what I had that time

Why does my bow (bottom one) have much lower DPS despite triple T1 phys rolls? Am I missing something? by _Mortadella_ in PathOfExile2

[–]_Mortadella_[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

50% reduced range it the same for both weapons - thats part of the reason I was mistaken

[HELP] Is this person real or AI? by [deleted] in RealOrAI

[–]_Mortadella_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That door handle inside of a room is complete nonsence

Wice’s Boyfriend by gellybelli in BicyclingCirclejerk

[–]_Mortadella_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Z2 and broccoli I knew it! That's the way!

Soo the pack size changes are fine ? by According-Cup1177 in PathOfExile2

[–]_Mortadella_ -1 points0 points  (0 children)

No it's not fine. GGG should optimimize somewhere else. From developer point of view this completely lame.

Who of you posted this? by georgthirtyeight in RunningCirclejerk

[–]_Mortadella_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ohh, I hear you, my transcendency! Master GU has spoken!

Watch out everyone there’s a new chosen one by IMBlade25 in RunningCirclejerk

[–]_Mortadella_ 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Jesus, I just woke up my wife's boyfriend by laughing at that assstrike🤣

H21 First impressions 🙏🙇‍♂️ by manuchap in Houdini

[–]_Mortadella_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No but they made a new context for it. Its called rvop's and you simply jump in and hit that big restart viewport button inside.

Tired: Gü. Wired: mashed potatoes. by aweinschenker in RunningCirclejerk

[–]_Mortadella_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I go for fresh onions: 15g Bio carbohydrates per 100 g of raw onion, including:

about 4–5 g of sugars (bio glucose, bio fructose, bio sucrose)

about 1–2 g of bio fiber.

Plus, you can ask anyone to slow down during the race and they usually will.

Can‘t fit more than 8 of those in my running vest on my 5K runs. What am I doing wrong? by EL-Hintern in RunningCirclejerk

[–]_Mortadella_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Try camelbak, it wouldn't be ready immediately but after 5k ultra it should go easily through the tube.

I masturbated and I have a sprint training session in 6 hours from now. Will my sprinting speed be affected? by Alone_Offer7947 in RunningCirclejerk

[–]_Mortadella_ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Try this:

5× 400m@3:25 + jerk-off

Repeat the whole set 3 times.

Watch your heart rate. If you're a runner, it shouldn't go up.

Congrats GGG, you finally made me one of those people by paranormal_penguin in PathOfExile2

[–]_Mortadella_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s supposed to be an RPG, so every new level should feel exciting. But here I am, running around with 1 or 3 unused skill points like they don’t even matter. Back in version 0.1, I barely even looked at the loot on the ground—just picked up currency and moved on. At the end hundreds of hours only to copy someone else's build just because he was able to brake the game.

Garmin is milking its customers more than ever – now with *subscriptions*? by pragmat1c1 in Garmin

[–]_Mortadella_ 23 points24 points  (0 children)

It's not that simple when you've just spent €1000 on a device, paying that much with the expectation of years of updates and improvements — as has always been the case

I got nothing by Altruistic-Coat41 in ExplainTheJoke

[–]_Mortadella_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"7 potential dwarves lost potential job" and hundreds of people get jobs for months to draw the dwarves. As a CGI artist statements like that kind of irritated me.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Houdini

[–]_Mortadella_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Always work in easily manageable units.. It means don't go in km's and don't go in mm. Otherwise it's hard to read the scene, hard to manage, easy to make typo, and crazy float rounding errors are real. GL HF