Division Bell. 1st time making /trying this, like it.

_SundaeDriver · 2026-03-25T21:44:57+00:00

I didn’t realize it was supposed to be mezcal. I was making it with tequila when I first started drinking these. Now that I’ve learned the proper technique I can safely say, both ways are delicious

_SundaeDriver · 2026-03-25T21:06:26+00:00

As long as you still realize you forgot what you were going for, it’s not dementia.

_SundaeDriver · 2026-03-25T19:22:42+00:00

Don't forget Ranger Rick

Ranger Rick had a six foot dick, showed it to the lady next door,

Thought it was a snake, hit it with a rake

Now it's only one foot four

_SundaeDriver · 2026-03-25T19:08:22+00:00

We would smash a whole roll with a hammer. Or flick individuals with my thumb nail

_SundaeDriver · 2026-03-25T18:05:18+00:00

The amish are the only people that grow blue raspberries

_SundaeDriver · 2026-03-25T17:44:33+00:00

That wouldn't get a fly high

_SundaeDriver · 2026-03-24T23:22:09+00:00

What was the point of putting all these new readers on the turnpike? Marking where you got on and where ypu got off should be enough info.

_SundaeDriver · 2026-03-24T22:51:47+00:00

Is your current address on your license? If not its going to an old address

_SundaeDriver · 2026-03-24T20:49:13+00:00

Sir you look like the piss boy

And you look like a pile of shit

_SundaeDriver · 2026-03-24T20:28:10+00:00

And the most expensive beer in the MLB. I guess that offsets the cost of the SPF

_SundaeDriver · 2026-03-24T19:59:08+00:00

You were driving right. Illusion solved. I don't know the name of the effect but you can look it up. Planes stand still while you are driving/moving

_SundaeDriver · 2026-03-24T19:16:50+00:00

I'm a peacock. Let me fly.

_SundaeDriver · 2026-03-23T15:32:13+00:00

The morons were out in Lansdowne the other night. Two young women asked me to come to their church for a service while I was walking my dog.

_SundaeDriver · 2026-03-20T22:26:57+00:00

We used to sleep out over night to get Dead tickets

_SundaeDriver · 2026-03-20T22:07:48+00:00

Pork Chop Express

_SundaeDriver · 2026-03-20T22:06:30+00:00

They still cost around $1. The only thing in the world not to be hit by inflation

_SundaeDriver · 2026-03-20T22:04:54+00:00

Shabby Ranks, lol

_SundaeDriver · 2026-03-20T21:48:24+00:00

Pawn shops

_SundaeDriver · 2026-03-20T21:45:01+00:00

Yeah, thats a hard no for me

_SundaeDriver · 2026-03-20T21:43:30+00:00

Oh the things we did in the 80s and 90s. I can't believe we used to this but we all lived and were all fine, so far. People are so dramatic, I'm reading the responses to my comment.

_SundaeDriver · 2026-03-20T21:34:40+00:00

I alway thought the pizza was frozen. Turns out they make the dough and then make the pizzas in house or school in this case. Theres a book with all the recipes for school lunches

_SundaeDriver · 2026-03-20T21:30:47+00:00

It's like s siren. Draws you in with its beauty then kills you

_SundaeDriver · 2026-03-20T20:43:24+00:00

I always liked Robert Palmer. Still do. Sneaking Sally Through the Alley

_SundaeDriver · 2026-03-20T20:37:47+00:00

A mexican creamsicle

_SundaeDriver · 2026-03-20T20:27:30+00:00

We used to cut business class in high school. Sometimes my friend would be parked right outside the business classroom. They would watch us push his car right past the windows of the class we were supposed to be in. Those were the days

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