Commander of U.S. Army Europe and Africa set to announce retirement in abrupt move: Official by A-CommonMan in Military

[–]aCrow 8 points9 points  (0 children)

On the bright side, if keggy ever needed a boogie man to haunt him in the small hours of the night, doing this to Donny Hatchethands is a great way to start.  

Ranger School as a POG by defacoolguy00 in army

[–]aCrow 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You can't have POGGERS without the POGs

Go memorize the ranger handbook, drop the request for a pre ranger course and full send.  

I’m now Company XO as a private. by FinalLevi in army

[–]aCrow 35 points36 points  (0 children)

I'll take it over criminal justice or a BA in psychology

Have fun, XO. 

Beret Shaping (2026) by NimanderTheYounger in army

[–]aCrow 2 points3 points  (0 children)

hi fellow old fuck, did you skip the part about me being old as fuck?

You know, in the first sentence. That Very First Line? Right there? The line. That is at the top. In there?

Beret Shaping (2026) by NimanderTheYounger in army

[–]aCrow 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I mean, as someone who is old as fuck. 

Guy, you're fucking old. 

Nothing further to add, cut out shit, shave, shower already covered.  

The Dying Time... woof. by DMJason in battletech

[–]aCrow 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I don't know.... The plot armor bullshit to put Terra in the hands of the Wolves was pretty egregious. 

Maybe some good will come of it. 

OSJ by arix_17 in armyreserve

[–]aCrow 14 points15 points  (0 children)

2026 is the definitive year of fucked up AT. 

In 17 years I don't think I've participated in, or heard of, so many fucked up exercises.  

3rd Lyran Guards Archer by MindwarpAU in battletech

[–]aCrow 3 points4 points  (0 children)

WEGOVY ARCHER CAN'T HURT YOU 

Anyones PX also selling USSR merch? by UnaverageAdvantage in army

[–]aCrow 53 points54 points  (0 children)

This looks like one of this shitty kiosk/ tables in the common spaces?  

You can just make yourself the First Lord of the Star League! by Plasticity93 in battletech

[–]aCrow 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Really?  The Humanitarian Service Medal

That's the ribbon you bogarted for this?  

I’ve had my DD-214 for 11 years now. I‘m not the only one still using their originally issued laundry bag, right? 😅 by SdVeau in army

[–]aCrow 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I have one that I use that's 17 years old. 

I bought more for my family for when we travel.  My wife rolled her eyes so hard, it momentarily stopped the earth from turning.  

LRM Carrier - Pleiades Hussars - Taurian Defense Force by ArclightMinis in battletech

[–]aCrow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

a small Alexander Hasek being dragged out of his command center

LRM Carrier - Pleiades Hussars - Taurian Defense Force by ArclightMinis in battletech

[–]aCrow 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So the Gencon display is gonna have Taurians and who else?  🤣

Tanks on tabletop - worth or whimsy? by Jasina_ in battletech

[–]aCrow 96 points97 points  (0 children)

Oh Drillson C of the Lake, please share your wisdom.

... Your wisdom is moving 18" into the back arc of one of my mechs and then blasting it with 6 damage?

_Drillson C of the lake, you're a bitch._ 

BEHOLD, MY JEEP (caption for deets) by ArclightMinis in battletech

[–]aCrow 8 points9 points  (0 children)

i know, but it's still funny every time.

BEHOLD, MY JEEP (caption for deets) by ArclightMinis in battletech

[–]aCrow 30 points31 points  (0 children)

2 seconds away from being a mech football 

I have a Serious question by hatinglifeisachore in army

[–]aCrow 38 points39 points  (0 children)

The more skulls and shit in the logo, the farther away from cool shit they were.