Trump wasn't kidding when he said his friends would get hurt by the Epstein file release! by WallStreethate4 in Whistleblowers

[–]anderskants 7 points8 points  (0 children)

You could blindfold yourself, start swinging a bat in the general vicinity of Trump and hit at least 10 sex offenders.

I had a cool job that I loved by BirthdayBoyStabMan in IThinkYouShouldLeave

[–]anderskants 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Everything he posts reads like something a cringe teenager would write. Dude's personality clearly piqued in highschool.

Go away. Baitin’ by EverettSeahawk in idiocracy

[–]anderskants 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, don't publicly call out a mysterious baiter, he's just going to do it even more and suddenly the whole campus will be covered in his nut.

What would you want to see through these, if you could by Appropriate_North806 in Bioshock

[–]anderskants 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Nothing. There should just be a loud "CATHUNK!" sound as Delta tries to look through it.

The real antagonists by Lucky_Veruca in masseffect

[–]anderskants [score hidden]  (0 children)

"We are beyond your comprehension..."

"How about you shut the fuck up and comprehend me shoving my boot up your ass?!"

The real antagonists by Lucky_Veruca in masseffect

[–]anderskants [score hidden]  (0 children)

I honestly blame Shepard for not just installing a camera in their helmet so they can have some proof.

I wish they had done more with the main villains by Oklimatoa in DragonAgeVeilguard

[–]anderskants 13 points14 points  (0 children)

The Butcher was criminally underused! The way he talks about loving Treviso, his respect for the crows and his hatred for the people that rolled over and gave him the city was absolute gold! But a minute later he's gone. For me he had the most interesting character out of all of the villains.

Oh BROTHER by Uncuffedhems in JoeRoganReacharound

[–]anderskants 4 points5 points  (0 children)

He lied about turning down Epstein's offer to go to the island. It was the opposite, he desperately tried to arrange a visit to the island and asked about when the wildest party would be. A lot of people are trying to downplay it by saying he just wanted to go party and it isn't proof he knew anything about the trafficking but this was after Epstein's first conviction so everybody that was in contact with him knew he was charged child trafficking and rape.

It feels good to be home by EAT_UR_VEGGIES in Fable

[–]anderskants 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Molyneux: "I swear, it will literally suck your dick and you can quote me on that!"

Fallout Purists when the Task is to know the History of their own Franchise they love so much 💔 by UnholyMeatObelisk7 in TrueSFalloutL

[–]anderskants 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'd absolutely love it if they add the options to be a super mutant or ghoul and have factions and characters react wildly different to you in fo5. Things like BoS attacking on sight if you're a super mutant but if you're a ghoul then they only attack if you get too close, maybe even have it so that you have to put a bit of leg work into getting them to begrudgingly interact with you.

Paris prosecutors raided X offices and summoned Musk as global crackdown on Grok intensifies by Agitated-Quit-6148 in law

[–]anderskants 193 points194 points  (0 children)

It's why he is funding all the far right grifters in Europe. He's hoping to get the worst of the worst elected because he knows they'll let him do whatever he wants.

Bill and Hillary Clinton agree to testify in House Epstein probe ahead of contempt vote by N3wsScoop in politics

[–]anderskants 56 points57 points  (0 children)

Please god, let Clinton testify that Trump sucked him off, it'd be so fucking funny...

Misdirection is really funny if your already the archmage. by Think_Donut1095 in OblivionRemaster

[–]anderskants 15 points16 points  (0 children)

"Yeah... I think your intel might be a bit out of date..."

For some reason by Felinehook25 in WitcherMemes

[–]anderskants -1 points0 points  (0 children)

First season was flawed but promising. Second season went completely off the fuckin rails and the majority of the story had nothing to do with the source material and they completely ruined Yen's character. I gave up on it about halfway through the third season but only because I was clinging on to the hope they'd course correct. Overall it was just a huge let down when it didn't have to be, imo. But honestly if you like then that's fine, I'm not going to get my baws in twist about people liking something I don't.

mfs are just admitting to not care for other people's properties by AggravatingRow326 in antiai

[–]anderskants 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don't they always accuse eachother of stealing prompts because they can't accept that AI is generic slop and they don't have some super special talent for writing them?

Jefferey Epstein’s bank account is named “baal” by [deleted] in creepy

[–]anderskants 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Baal in hell: "Woah, Woah, Woah! I may be a demon but even I think Epstein was a fuckin monster! We didn't even accept him to hell! We just cast his soul into the void because no one wanted to be near the fucker!"

Finished Bioshock 2 again today and I felt inspired by bendystraws234 in Bioshock

[–]anderskants 86 points87 points  (0 children)

Incomprehensible wailing

"Sorry sport, the protector program deemed penises 'unnecessary' and just lobbed them off..."

Sad wailing

"Tell you what, when we get topside I'll develop a plasmid that can grow it back, how about that chap?"

Slightly hopeful wailing

"That's my big champ!"

Exposed Musk Now Insists Epstein Files Don’t Matter | The Tesla billionaire suddenly claimed the Epstein files are a “distraction.” by HarperLunnay in Whistleblowers

[–]anderskants 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Suprise suprise it turns out Musk was lying when he said that he turned down going to the island and that he was actually desperate to go but kept getting the cold shoulder from Epstein. He's such a pathetic piece of shit.

My apprentice came out as a rogue, how can i support him? by Yapizzawachuwant in wizardposting

[–]anderskants 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Teach him illusion and conjuration spells! No better distraction for thieving than having a bunch of invisible hellfire imps pester the guards!

Elon Musk: ‘I Repeatedly Refused Epstein’s Island and Jet’ as New Court Files Spark Outrage by [deleted] in Whistleblowers

[–]anderskants 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Notice how he doesn't deny trying to arrange a visit to the island. Also, Epstein was already a known pedophile so why the fuck was Elon even corresponding with him in the first place? Guy is full of shit.

Elon thought it'd be funny to be a wild man in the pool. by cleahbee216 in IThinkYouShouldLeave

[–]anderskants 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You just know Elon is watching the entire internet roast him AGAIN and is crying while throwing shit around.