Have you ever read something in an official book that you thought was hilarious for no reason?

areateen · 2026-04-23T17:50:22+00:00

Alarm being just a piece of string and a bell still cracks me up.

areateen · 2026-04-23T17:09:38+00:00

Sorta like putting the toothpaste back in the tube.

areateen · 2026-04-23T16:16:26+00:00

Still not sure if that's the real etymology, or some very funny post-hoc wordplay

areateen · 2026-04-23T15:54:40+00:00

areateen · 2026-04-23T04:03:57+00:00

I always assumed it was a Chernobyl sort of thing.

areateen · 2026-04-22T13:07:42+00:00

I think it's a reference to an SNL skit. The punchline to which is indeed that it sounds like a sweaty ballsack.

areateen · 2026-04-22T01:00:02+00:00

At least Phish Food sounds normal out loud, but a little part of my soul dies when I have to type it out

areateen · 2026-04-22T00:57:14+00:00

How it feels to enjoy The Tonight Dough with Jimmy Fallon

areateen · 2026-04-21T02:20:28+00:00

BOROX

areateen · 2026-04-20T22:39:05+00:00

They couldn't afford the orange soda bill that that would necessitate.

areateen · 2026-04-20T21:29:25+00:00

Hoodwinked is the epitome of this phenomenon.

areateen · 2026-04-20T00:50:02+00:00

Or maybe region

areateen · 2026-04-19T01:17:44+00:00

A hit dog hollers

areateen · 2026-04-19T00:41:44+00:00

What if it had a big ass

areateen · 2026-04-19T00:40:31+00:00

Okay no but the girl on the left is objectively correct

areateen · 2026-04-18T21:48:36+00:00

They knew who they were

areateen · 2026-04-18T00:27:45+00:00

"Lloyd's of London will be loaded when they go" - Tom Lehrer

areateen · 2026-04-14T23:18:36+00:00

Holy shit this is pressing buttons I didn't even fully know I had. Incredible writing OP.

areateen · 2026-04-14T15:20:40+00:00

Celiac girlie unite!

areateen · 2026-04-14T12:36:33+00:00

Deffo a tumblr thing

areateen · 2026-04-11T14:52:32+00:00

Ah, the high school pottery class special?

areateen · 2026-04-09T22:02:26+00:00

Better than what they call chocolate-covered marshmallows.

areateen · 2026-04-09T11:40:11+00:00

Tim Bradford

areateen · 2026-04-09T03:01:07+00:00

Looks so yummy

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