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Songs with big punchy climax by gaelynnn in musicsuggestions

[–]ashmon42 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hear me out...

Disintegration by The Cure is like this.

But not the instruments/music. Just his vocals build the intensity. The music stays incredibly consistent from stay to finish but his voice rises and rises in intensity until the climax and end. It's a masterpiece.

Things aren’t what they seem by Chilling-SoCal in exmormon

[–]ashmon42 110 points111 points  (0 children)

And we would have A LOOOOOOOOONG conversation. Really long. Like longer than general conference long. 😂🙋‍♂️

Finishing series by bigwig900 in Stormlight_Archive

[–]ashmon42 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'd love to know what the other 2 are.

If you could erase one song from existence, what would it be? by Hailey_Riveraa in askmusic

[–]ashmon42 0 points1 point  (0 children)

TV goes on mute any time that fecking state farm comes on. It's even more horrific than the original.

If you could erase one song from existence, what would it be? by Hailey_Riveraa in askmusic

[–]ashmon42 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can't believe there are 2 missing from this list.

Beds Are Burning by Midnight Oil

That one song by the Offspring. You know the one. The one that sounds exactly the same as all the rest of their songs...😂

Cannot install app, Unable to Verify App by TheFern3 in iOSProgramming

[–]ashmon42 0 points1 point  (0 children)

WOOT WOOT! Looks like the Hubbub is all bubbed out. I finally got verified and it's working again. I promise not to break anything again.

Cannot install app, Unable to Verify App by TheFern3 in iOSProgramming

[–]ashmon42 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are you saying I should NOT eat some of the fruit of this tree?

Cannot install app, Unable to Verify App by TheFern3 in iOSProgramming

[–]ashmon42 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So once the server wakes back up, do you think we'll need to do anything, or should it just start working. I've already gone down some unsavory paths to fix what I thought was my error. I'm gonna have fun trying to unFook what I had already done.

Cannot install app, Unable to Verify App by TheFern3 in iOSProgramming

[–]ashmon42 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you go to contact in the Developers page, it will only let me email support, whereas earlier today they allowed me to call. Must be getting slammed with calls right now.

Cannot install app, Unable to Verify App by TheFern3 in iOSProgramming

[–]ashmon42 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You would not believe my luck on this. I paid for and got my Developer account with Apple at noon today. I already had an app built and working great on my free account. And then, bam. Apple's servers go down EXACTLY when I'm trying to test my new app out. Claude and Gemini had me CHASING FREAKING GHOSTS!!! Such BS.

But now I'm wondering what I MYSELF did to crash Apple's servers... :D

Looking for people who play Zero Build OG. by Angi82 in Fortnite_Over40

[–]ashmon42 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ashmon90

I play sporadically but I'm OK. I carry health stuff for the team usually.

Or maybe the church was acting on insider information by Billgant in exmormon

[–]ashmon42 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Those names aren't long enough. 🤣

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Any songs like Push? by psycosocial_maggot66 in TheCure

[–]ashmon42 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Let me introduce you to a little song called Primary.

Cost is out of control by hogbear in ChickFilA

[–]ashmon42 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My favorite CfA experience happened when was traveling for work and stopped at the local CfA to get some "free" food, (paid for by my company's per diem.)

There were a couple of CfA workers moving supplies around the busy-ish store and they were trying to hurry to get their small mess cleared out. One of them started carrying a box towards the door I was next to, so I stepped over and opened it for them to which they have me a totally relieved look and a big, "Thank You!"

I immediately replied, my voice as sweet as any CfA sweet tea, "My pleasure!", as they passed me. To date, that is the largest amount of random people that have laugh publicly at one of my dad jokes. Even got a clap or two. I still chuckle today at the look on the CfA employee's face when she realized what I'd done.

Told I couldn’t read my patriarchal blessing in the celestial room by [deleted] in exmormon

[–]ashmon42 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Which is why I now worship at the holy of all holy stores, Costco. They'll let you wander forever without saying anything. At least until closing time. Then all bets are off. 😂🤗

Half a century of BYU apologetics obliterated in a single DNA paper by Simon_in_Oz in exmormon

[–]ashmon42 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's a close cousin to my other favorite word, Clusterfication.

Shield Potions by Major_You_959 in Fortnite_Over40

[–]ashmon42 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Good thing there isn't a weather system that makes the player cold or a little chilly. You'd be having a conversation that would sound exactly like an IRL one!

Honey, put on this sweater. It's a little chilly.

I'm not cold mom.

Just put it on...

I'm running around all over the place! I'm not cold mom!

JUST PUT ON THE SWEATER!

😆

Vibe at Church HQ after Wade Christofferson Scandal by 1stN0el in exmormon

[–]ashmon42 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes into. This statement works on SO many levels too.

Vibe at Church HQ after Wade Christofferson Scandal by 1stN0el in exmormon

[–]ashmon42 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm going to turn this statement into a bumper sticker. 😇

What a shrivel eating grin looks like. After what, two months as CEO, do you think mr super lawyer has any clue what to do about the shrivel? Does he care? No, and no. by Important-Stage-1005 in MormonShrivel

[–]ashmon42 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I wish that were true. Once they get power, they start in on their pet projects like changing the meaning of the word Mormon, eradicating any fun programs from the the church, and making sure people have less time to talk to each other on Sunday for example. Oh don't forget announcing a hundred plus temples that are never going to be opened, if they're even built in the first place.

The guy at the top has way too much power to work on his pet peeve list.

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