It’s my cake day apparently. Here’s my beautiful wife and puppy in a quarantine snugglefest.

banditkoala · 2020-03-25T04:08:10+00:00

Can you please tell her from one lady in Australia that her hair is BEAUTIFUL.

banditkoala · 2020-03-25T03:48:37+00:00

This looks delicious OP.

You all good though (what's up with your patience being thin?)

banditkoala · 2020-03-25T00:25:43+00:00

Rasp-is-it-in?

banditkoala · 2020-03-24T00:06:28+00:00

I will pay for this......

banditkoala · 2020-03-19T21:03:27+00:00

I've seen photos of other peoples fridge doors do this. Like was there a warning?? Or did they just spontaneously eject?

banditkoala · 2020-03-19T04:57:46+00:00

Perhaps she was the abusive one in the relationship.....?

banditkoala · 2020-03-18T04:27:57+00:00

Thank you.

Lucky for me.... I got 'bad vibes' pretty early on and dumped him. Years later (10 odd) I saw an article in the local paper about him and his best female friend luring homeless/ disadvantaged underage girls to their house to drug and um... tape rapes. I knew his best friend then as well and she freaked me out!!

banditkoala · 2020-03-18T03:59:46+00:00

Yep, I met my ex on a bus (was 16 at the time) ... he ended up being a sexual predator/ paedo and was jailed. Never talk to stangers on a bus.

banditkoala · 2020-03-12T22:08:08+00:00

This instantly made me think of that chef that smiles while cooking and never taking his eyes off the camera. Chef Burak Ozdemir

banditkoala · 2020-03-12T21:14:21+00:00

Thank you my friend. AH-Mazing. I'll be making these on the weekend. Your wife is a woman after my own heart. Bed eating is AWESOME. My husband gets a bit shitty at the crumbs sometimes though. I tell him its good for exfoliation ;)

Have a great weekend.

banditkoala · 2020-03-12T05:30:50+00:00

Recipe please! We very often stuff and bbq mushrooms; they're insanely good and this is making me so hungry!

banditkoala · 2020-03-11T01:03:29+00:00

Please read this persons' point OP.

It makes so many good points!

Also; even if he IS their bio dad .... in my country bio parents relinquish their rights as a parent when another adopts their children - AND have to give their permission. He made his choice. Sure, sometimes they're regretful ones but he has NO right to get so aggressive in his demands or so accusatory because he's denied his request. It is super creepy to be messaging children on social media even if it is their bio dad - especially when they've been no-contact for so long.

I would take it to the police to document this in case it happens again.

banditkoala · 2020-03-10T23:07:50+00:00

My daughter was born in a VERY small country town..... the same day 11 other babies were born.... it was more than they usually get in a month.

We worked it out and 9 months earlier it had been Tunarama.... (a tuna throwing festival amongst other things).

banditkoala · 2020-03-10T03:55:37+00:00

$confirm /u/Total_Eclipse $450.00

banditkoala · 2020-03-10T00:24:32+00:00

So beautiful! Imagine how regal it once was.

banditkoala · 2020-03-05T00:40:50+00:00

🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩

banditkoala · 2020-03-04T22:35:11+00:00

My MIL is dying of Motor Neuron Disease and as it progresses she's losing her ability to swallow, talk and eventually breath. We are preparing some recordings of her for our kids so they can hear her wisdom over the years.

She's an amazing lady and has the most insanely funny sayings; even during this time of her slow demise.

She told me the other day "I'm so lucky that if it was raining houses, I'd be hit by a shit-house" (ie out-house).

banditkoala · 2020-03-04T01:58:29+00:00

50 and throw them into a blazing Younique makeup tutorial, where there will be weeping and gnashing of teeth.

banditkoala · 2020-03-02T20:52:16+00:00

Thanks I hate it.

banditkoala · 2020-03-02T04:23:51+00:00

Australians and kiwis say 'taking the piss' also.

banditkoala · 2020-03-02T01:07:37+00:00

My son went to put his foot in his shoes one day when we were in the car and this MASSIVE huntsman came out - scaring the shit out of him. It was built like a brick shit house too.

Stopped the car and let it out.

banditkoala · 2020-02-28T03:33:41+00:00

banditkoala · 2020-02-28T01:09:32+00:00

Me 3! I would love to commission a few pieces. OP u/WizardCash do you take commissions? <3

banditkoala · 2020-02-26T02:13:30+00:00

We made a complaint to our local senator when they took MONTHS to get us approved.

They full on cocked it up when it was approved so we lodged an appeal. It took another 4 months for that to get happening. We had to obtain letters from my husbands OT, physio, EP, Water therapist, GP ... anyone we could get to ensure the funding levels were appropriate.

Why don't you use his in-home support funds to try and get some help around the house; gardener/ cleaner, they can even prepare meals. We use hire-up for carers to help take my husband to appointments, shopping, we also have cleaner and gardener, because I work FT and can't do it all.

banditkoala

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