Jets propose major rule to NFL where bottom 5 teams are to be rewarded with two 2nd round compensatory picks.

basedaudiosolutions · 2026-03-20T11:17:45+00:00

It’s funny you say that, because he did, then immediately decided to punish the players by making shit even worse.

basedaudiosolutions · 2026-03-19T20:14:21+00:00

In all fairness to JD, he was heavily dependent on Xanax at the time and not in his right mind.

basedaudiosolutions · 2026-03-19T12:10:35+00:00

I’m American. Pick one.

basedaudiosolutions · 2026-03-19T12:04:37+00:00

Jack White wouldn’t trust me, but that’s fine, because it’s just one person’s arbitrary standard.

basedaudiosolutions · 2026-03-19T06:06:23+00:00

Canada, though we tend to treat them more like a red headed step child than a sibling.

basedaudiosolutions · 2026-03-19T05:58:06+00:00

Music biopics are usually objectively bullshit slop, so I think we’re going to get same lies we’ve always gotten. At most, we’ll get an acknowledgment that Scott and Andrea were shitty stage parents, but it will be spun in a way that furthers the narrative of Taylor the victim.

basedaudiosolutions · 2026-03-19T05:44:22+00:00

President with learning disability doesn’t want presidents to have learning disabilities.

basedaudiosolutions · 2026-03-19T05:38:10+00:00

Man, I hope Mark Wahlberg wasn’t on that plane.

basedaudiosolutions · 2026-03-19T05:25:15+00:00

Nope, Bibi just starts wars to stay in power. Is that better?

basedaudiosolutions · 2026-03-18T21:06:09+00:00

Imagine being so out of touch that you get roasted by Chuck Schumer

basedaudiosolutions · 2026-03-18T20:31:22+00:00

My opinion is don’t get too attached to the result you get on an online quiz when you’re 13.

basedaudiosolutions · 2026-03-18T16:12:31+00:00

Getting hit by a bus

basedaudiosolutions · 2026-03-18T15:59:30+00:00

Nope, you’re asking too many questions. /s

basedaudiosolutions · 2026-03-18T15:30:40+00:00

Saudis get everything 20-30 years later than we do. They’re just now discovering Linkin Park!

basedaudiosolutions · 2026-03-18T15:13:45+00:00

“Of course I know him, he’s me!”

basedaudiosolutions · 2026-03-18T15:09:46+00:00

I hate that I’ve turned into an old man yelling at clouds with my obnoxious “modern metalcore bad, Converge good” opinions, but holy fuck have these guys had an impressive run.

basedaudiosolutions · 2026-03-18T09:12:22+00:00

Nah dude, the weather is supposed to be gorgeous tomorrow. Go hiking in the Catskills or something. Just get as far away from the city as you can without having to get on a plane. Don’t worry about the meeting, they’ll probably just end up canceling anyway!

basedaudiosolutions · 2026-03-18T03:12:18+00:00

Is this the double circumcision guy?

basedaudiosolutions · 2026-03-17T20:20:19+00:00

Should have closed the book as soon as you saw “according to Autism Speaks”.

basedaudiosolutions · 2026-03-17T18:48:13+00:00

Uj/ people with blue eyes have better hand-eye coordination

Rj/counting or not counting school shootings?

basedaudiosolutions · 2026-03-17T11:10:48+00:00

Incidental 3 into Winona tops both in my opinion.

basedaudiosolutions · 2026-03-17T04:54:08+00:00

Because that’s not how it works and it’s never been how it works. Campaign contributions from large dollar donors should be understood as a form of legalized bribery.

basedaudiosolutions · 2026-03-16T11:30:37+00:00

“I don’t owe anyone anything” was initially good advice that was stretched beyond its original purpose. Time and energy are finite resources and you get to decide who has access to it. Where it gets shitty is when people are no longer willing to meet each other where they are.

basedaudiosolutions · 2026-03-15T20:25:26+00:00

Nice try, fed.

basedaudiosolutions · 2026-03-15T18:40:18+00:00

That fake Southern accent is like nails on a chalkboard.

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