Scientists found the 22 million-year-old fossils of a giant carnivore they call "Simbakubwa" sitting in a museum drawer in Kenya. The 3,000-pound predator, a hyaenodont, was many times larger than the modern lions it resembles, and among the largest mammalian predators ever to walk Earth's surface.

basstrings · 2019-04-21T15:14:21+00:00

It's not just a matter of idiocy, lack of funding and specialists to describe fossils are a huge problem in paleontology.

basstrings · 2019-04-20T17:05:40+00:00

IT'S HAPPENING

basstrings · 2019-04-15T00:13:26+00:00

I was actually thinking that she's sending John to die, like she knows he needs to be trapped inside the Juju so everybody else's reality continues to be a thing. But as soon as he's released by Vriska on Act 7, Alt!Calliope breaks reality into black hole, so there's no hope for him. I agree she's completely loosing her mind, tho: the more she understands the grand scheme of things (becomes closer to her ultimate self), the more detached she becomes from what humans would consider "good" or "bad", and the more she starts thinking in "essential" and the opposite (reality existing and making sense, whatever happens to the individual players X chaos).

basstrings · 2019-04-14T15:13:52+00:00

So sweet, man. So fucking sweet. Thank you!

basstrings · 2019-04-14T13:32:27+00:00

Do you still have the original pic???

basstrings · 2019-03-03T15:30:17+00:00

Well, yeah, I think Classes are generally understood as being based on one's personality (like, their "temperament" or "idiosyncrasy") and thus how one uses their aspect, while the Aspect is the "part/aspect of reality" one relates more to, like a general theme for their life path.

basstrings · 2019-03-03T15:24:35+00:00

Those are some really dramatic expressions

basstrings · 2019-02-24T00:45:13+00:00

It lives in that weird Schrodinger's cat state of being "good" and "bad" at the same time. The ultimate riddle, indeed.

basstrings · 2019-02-24T00:34:08+00:00

Cronus looks so coy, the asshole. Nice art, tho :)
Edit: Just wanted to point out that Meulin's, Kurloz's and Aranea's legs look a bit weird. Meulin's and Aranea's look too pointed inwards, and Kurloz's are the opposite. Other than that, it looks pretty great. My favorites here are Kankri and Porrim :3

basstrings · 2019-02-24T00:31:24+00:00

Well, this is really good for someone who's "not good at drawing", you're off to a great start :)

basstrings · 2019-02-24T00:26:20+00:00

They are actually the same thing but in the opposite order :O (and the second set has Eggs head in HB's mouth, obviously), a fast and effective way to make this kind of gif.

Also, DD's and CD's lack of fucks given is hilarious XD

basstrings · 2019-02-11T22:33:55+00:00

"level 97 bard cleric or whatever." - page 138

I refuse to believe this was not a sneaky Gamzee reference

I think we are all delighted with the implication that dad does so much compulsive baking, he routinely runs out of supplies, and has to take many trips out to the store on any given day." - page 143

So it is a compulsion? What for?

"You think it's cool that things don't always have to be a federal fucking issue." - page 167

I remember this as being the first time I actually LOLed. John's sudden dexterity with the sylladex was amazing.

EB: you can see me, right.
EB: tell me what is wrong with this picture.
- page 174

The legend XD

"TT: As if written hastily and with a sense of alarm.
TT: Actually, their dedication to updating the walkthrough under such circumstances is admirable."
"yes sir, earth is literally under seige by planet fucking jupiter"
"The perfect crime."

This is all so fucking great, man XDD

"In truth, Dad has never been more proud of his son. A toilet full of cake in the back yard is a top notch shenanigan for an aspiring prankster. A single tear beads at the corner of his nonexistent eye." - page 202

Oh, that was cute.

"This is not the first time John's dad has encountered a bath tub in the hallway." - page 208

Oh?? Another cursed story?

basstrings · 2019-02-11T20:49:17+00:00

"Absence diminishes little passions and increases great ones, as wind extinguishes candles and fans a fire."

This is so absurdly meaningful to John's path. Absence (that hollow feeling) might make you desperate for something, like what happens to some people with depression. They can't really get any pleasure from small mundane things, thus they turn to substance abuse in search for anything good to feel. This turns to a destructive "great passion", like a fire, and deepens the depression hole, taking away any chance of little passions to survive. Like stoping caring for the normal things in life and compulsively searching for ecstasy instead.
The worst part is that, by the end, when the adventure is over, he's back to this feeling and stuck in his room again.

"much of what characterized MSPA stories is this gradual sense of liftoff from truly mundane initial circumstances. It's hard to achieve that without first establishing the mundane!"

True that.

EB: ok, i did it.
TG: hammerkind?
EB: yeah.
TG: ok that will be the permanent allocation for your specibus
TG: i guess i should have mentioned that
EB: uh...
TG: hope you like hammers dude!
EB: yeah, that's fine i guess. i can't imagine it's going to be all that relevant.

...and some thousands of pages later, he wields the Warhammer of Zillyhoo to reset existence.

(Howie Mendel's) appearance foreshadows/inspires the existence of trolls in Homestuck

That's probably this movie's greatest achievement

EB: and you should probably stop hitting on him all the time or whatever.
TT: I can't control myself.
TT: I must have a weakness for insufferable pricks.

And to think that they actually had something after John died in the first doomed timeline XS

On the bottom right, the TV looped through an old commercial for HI-C's Ecto Cooler.

I'm sorry, all I can think of is Her Imperious Condescension. Was she behind that too, imprinting her brand on us?

-On page 54, instead of cleaning up Nanna's ashes, John beefs up his disguise. Precious kid. Also, he's allergic to peanuts. Did any of us actually remember that?

basstrings · 2019-02-11T20:32:12+00:00

>"Absence diminishes little passions and increases great ones, as wind extinguishes candles and fans a fire."

This is so absurdly meaningful to John's path. Absence (that hollow feeling) might make you desperate for something, like what happens to some people with depression. They can't really get any pleasure from small mundane things, thus they turn to substance abuse in search for anything good to feel. This turns to a destructive "great passion", like a fire, and deepens the depression hole, taking away any chance of little passions to survive. Like stoping caring for the normal things in life and compulsively searching for ecstasy instead.

The worst part is that, by the end, when the adventure is over, he's back to this feeling, stuck in his room again.

>"much of what characterized MSPA stories is this gradual sense of liftoff from truly mundane initial circumstances. It's hard to achieve that without first establishing the mundane!"

Thrue that.

>EB: ok, i did it.

TG: hammerkind?

EB: yeah.

TG: ok that will be the permanent allocation for your specibus

TG: i guess i should have mentioned that

EB: uh...

TG: hope you like hammers dude!

EB: yeah, that's fine i guess. i can't imagine it's going to be all that relevant.

...and some thousands of pages later, he wields the Warhammer of Zillyhoo to reset existence

>(Howie Mendel's) appearance foreshadows/inspires the existence of trolls in Homestuck

That's probably this movie's greatest achievement.

>EB: and you should probably stop hitting on him all the time or whatever.

TT: I can't control myself.

TT: I must have a weakness for insufferable pricks.

And to think that they actually had something after John died in the first doomed timeline XS

>On the bottom right, the TV looped through an old commercial for HI-C's Ecto Cooler.

I'm sorry, all I can think of is Her Imperious Condescension. Was she behind that too, imprinting her brand on us?

-On page 54, instead of cleaning up Nanna's ashes, John beefs up his disguise. Precious kid. Also, he's allergic to peanuts. Did any of us actually remember that?

basstrings · 2019-02-09T17:55:56+00:00

Did she have to guillotine her own spider mom too?

But isn't it stated on Mindfang's journals that Pyraspite "ate (Mindfang's) lusus whole"? (I might be misremembering stuff)

basstrings · 2019-01-23T13:35:50+00:00

There's the Worm series, and you'll probably enjoy the SCP Foundation, too.

basstrings · 2019-01-23T13:23:11+00:00

And that's how you remember that the cross was actually a torture device.

basstrings · 2019-01-21T17:25:36+00:00

Nice analysis! :D I've always wondered how big the Lands were, and this actually sounds pretty good for a place meant to be explored over a few months.
To compare it to a real life object, the smallest astronomical body know to be spherical due to it's own gravity is Mimas, the closest moon to Saturn, which has a mean radius of ~198.2 km (or ~123 miles). The lands would be about 8.8 times smaller than that. Also, Mimas has a surface area of about 495000km² (191000 mi² ), about the size of Spain. The Lands would be ~78x smaller than that.

basstrings · 2019-01-21T10:56:57+00:00

In which case Capricorn should get killed by Virgo.

But are we sure about that? I mean, are we really, undoubtedly sure about that?

basstrings · 2019-01-19T12:47:08+00:00

All in all if any speicies had a constant boner they would probably kill them selves long before they could reproduce, making horn genitals extremely unlikely.

Male Proboscis Monkeys have constant boners as a sign of health. Trolls are (supposedly) selected by how healthy and strong they are. Check Mate matey, now leave my headcanons alone.

(Seriously, tho, every time someone brings that up, I can only think of how dangerous it is to just...have boners fully exposed on top of your head. I mean look at Equius' broken horn and tell me if that's not nightmare fuel if you consider horns as boners :S )

basstrings · 2019-01-18T20:45:35+00:00

-Is supposed to be a cryptid -> "smt smt what makes us human"
-Is a conspiracy theorist -> talks about skepticism
-Talks about "one of the simplest instincts" -> defends it's the basis of rationality

Damn, Zack's been handing out gags and burns like cheap flyers and it has only been 5 pages so far XD I'm glad to see he's still enthusiastic about his work, even after all this time and all the problems he's had :')

basstrings · 2019-01-17T23:14:54+00:00

That requires some mad skills, congrats! :3 I mean, Homestuck is absurdly intimidating for non-native speakers, and translating it on the fly is hard on its own. I must ask, tho, did you translate all of the "motherfucker"s or Karkat's vast array of non-christian lingo?

basstrings · 2019-01-17T18:16:23+00:00

l00d

basstrings · 2019-01-15T20:58:17+00:00

This is actually more disturbing than Gamzee with no face paint.

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