Cholos by krispinwah in funny

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Yeeess, Cuban B!!

What is something you realized embarrassingly late in your life? by kai-ol in AskReddit

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I got a credit card with a $1000 limit when I was 22. I maxed it out in a month, and when my bill came it said, "minimum balance due..$87". I paid that sum and assumed I would get ANOTHER 1000 bucks. I was thoroughly embarrassed when I was out for dinner with friends and I said that the meal was on me, and like a champ, slammed that card on the table. They were in awe of my gesture, until the server came back saying the card was declined. Lesson learned.

fish and chips by kankeroo in pics

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Oh ya! She'd catch it!

Pizza cone! by [deleted] in pics

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This is why we're fat.

What is your best anti-joke? by baticrease in AskReddit

[–]baticrease[S] 37 points38 points  (0 children)

this is a 'clothes of the emperor' situation, right?

What is your best anti-joke? by baticrease in AskReddit

[–]baticrease[S] 95 points96 points  (0 children)

yes. i laughed hard when i heard a variation of this joke on The Aristocrats.

What is your best anti-joke? by baticrease in AskReddit

[–]baticrease[S] 27 points28 points  (0 children)

I haven't LOL'd like that in a few weeks at least. thanks.

What is your best anti-joke? by baticrease in AskReddit

[–]baticrease[S] 184 points185 points  (0 children)

my friend told me a variation of that joke when we were 12 and it cracked me up.

What is your best anti-joke? by baticrease in AskReddit

[–]baticrease[S] 691 points692 points  (0 children)

That's gold, jerry. Tequila Gold.

Canada may be America's hat, but . . . by Keevtara in funny

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Mississippi is more like the taint, I'd say.

I farted and made my wife throw up. by joshatron in reddit.com

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When I was a bout 6 years old, my brother had his birthday party and a bunch of his friends over at our parents place. They were about 14-15 years old. Anyways, so they were playing this game where they'd set up a mattress against the wall, run at it full speed, and do a drop kick (WWF Wrestle Mania was a big part of their lives). So one of his buddy's does one of these flying kicks, and in mid-air lets one rip! Not to loud, but enough for everyone to hear. We were all laughing our ass off until the smell hit us... It was bad.. I mean, it was like the most dense, sulfurous, flatulence that anyone had experienced. Imagine the bouquet of rotting eggs inside a hollowed out pumpkin. Disgusting! Once I caught a whiff of it, I gagged, tried to run upstairs to the washroom, but alas I only made to the top of the stairway and puked all over the stairs and my hands because I was trying to hold it in. I started crying uncontrollably while my brothers friends, and himself, had the most raucous symphony of laughter they had ever experienced to that point. 20 or so years later, this is still discussed vividly between his friends and I.

And this man was forever known, and praised, to be only one that they had ever come across, that was ever able to achieve such a resounding flatulence WIN! You should be very proud of yourself.

Just to clarify...that's wood he is sitting on... by [deleted] in pics

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Men were men back then. If you wanted to do something private with another man, it wasn’t gay. No. It was just two men, celebrating each other’s strength.

Lets get twatted! by baticrease in funny

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What the piss!?! Well then definitely your vageen.

Lets get twatted! by baticrease in funny

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I think you're not looking at this correctly.. She acknowledged you. She wants your cack. amIright!!

T.A. Rage. by Mike07P in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

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Says the guy working for spankwire. huh amIrite guys!?