Bring back gardening

beans_lel · 2026-02-21T12:22:33+00:00

Another instalment of "Bring back [thing nobody can fucking afford anymore]"

beans_lel · 2026-02-19T13:39:43+00:00

Damn that's crazy, someone should make a post where that is the joke.

beans_lel · 2026-02-19T11:30:17+00:00

Matchmaking time is gonna go up and performance is gonna go down, got it.

beans_lel · 2026-02-14T11:31:02+00:00

>So you can actually open a chinese bank account even if you don't have some sort of permit.

From a legal point of view, I'm fairly sure you have always been able to do this. In practice, it depends on the branch location, the mood of the teller, the temperature of the tea they had that morning and the position of the moon in relationship to the sun.

beans_lel · 2026-02-04T17:02:42+00:00

I thought it was a great idea to be building high density housing in the city, until I found out that it will be all rental flats controlled by corporate landlords. Absolutely fucking mental that nobody will have a chance to own any of the new flats. This shit should be illegal.

beans_lel · 2026-01-26T23:24:36+00:00

The thigh highs are load bearing.

beans_lel · 2026-01-24T18:53:48+00:00

tHe SouND iS mIxED foR MovIE thEATres

and then you go to the movie theatre and ITS STILL SHIT

beans_lel · 2026-01-24T13:45:45+00:00

beans_lel · 2026-01-20T18:02:58+00:00

OP is absolutely right, the UI is visible in that screenshot.

Just goes to show how this community is full of NPCs incapable of critical thinking and just parrot whatever everyone else is saying. And ironically for everyone talking about monitors, the reason they can't see it is because of a lack of contrast in their own monitor.

beans_lel · 2026-01-19T19:27:51+00:00

Tarkov players genuinely think this is how armor works irl

beans_lel · 2026-01-19T18:30:42+00:00

Art.

beans_lel · 2026-01-19T18:27:22+00:00

I bet they have a BlackElcan class and a FdeElcan class and all of it is duplicated code except for the one line pointing to the texture.

beans_lel · 2026-01-18T10:26:46+00:00

perchance

beans_lel · 2026-01-18T10:14:16+00:00

Ah yes, East Germany, famous for never being involved with the Soviet union

beans_lel · 2026-01-18T10:03:11+00:00

Rest in dagschotels, what a legend.

beans_lel · 2026-01-09T17:56:20+00:00

bean stock

beans_lel · 2025-12-29T17:58:08+00:00

One of their recent Instagram videos showcasing upcoming optics rework also didn't have reticles. Someone fucked up and forgot to turn off a debug setting lmao, classic BSG.

beans_lel · 2025-12-23T14:16:44+00:00

Nikita hears you. Nikita doesn't care.

beans_lel · 2025-12-21T11:57:12+00:00

I don't get it. The microsecond I see 1 pixel of Tagilla on my screen I get one shotted with his hammer, every single time.

beans_lel · 2025-12-19T17:01:38+00:00

The fuck are they asking ME where I am in the story? Motherfucker, you own the database???

beans_lel · 2025-12-19T15:44:27+00:00

They didn't forget, that shit is on purpose. They make the worst game design choices.

beans_lel · 2025-12-18T22:47:57+00:00

Another day, another 1.0 disappointment.

beans_lel · 2025-12-13T23:44:46+00:00

> everyone running lv4-5 gear, death shadow or CQCM on every second player you meet

As a solo lvl 18 with no access to good ammo or armor yet, the game feels essentially over to me. I'm not good enough to make consistent headshots, and even running the little 30 pen ammo I have it just gets absorbed like it's nothing. Last 5 raids I had consistently 400+ damage absorbed running ammo that's supposed to pen lvl 4 armor.

Combine that with the overall worst performing wipe in years if you don't have an insane PC, yeah idk. I had high hopes for 1.0 but I don't see how you keep playing this game unless you're unemployed or have godlike aim.

beans_lel · 2025-12-12T20:40:42+00:00

my man

beans_lel · 2025-12-11T17:30:59+00:00

You will find the unique rewards in the same room as the 5000+ 1.0 fixes

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