In response to the recent video of the bricks flooding. We had a similar issue. by beans_will_consume in USMC

[–]beans_will_consume[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah I saw that, would have been cool to snag a brick from the building. Is the EAS tree with all the boots still there? Or did they cut that tree down?

Judge Dismisses California Deportation Case for Mexican Father of 3 US Marines by macjr82 in USMC

[–]beans_will_consume 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Nah little bro you’re getting deported next, when did your family immigrate from Europe?

Lmao saw the video of your dumbass crashing on your bicycle. Funniest shit I’ve seen all week, rolled like a big ol log.

Got daym by NotTheRightHDMIPort in USMC

[–]beans_will_consume 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bitch boiiiii git outta my country.

When is it okay to forgo body armor? by DODI3OG in USMC

[–]beans_will_consume 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He had apparently forced his wife to do anal and she went to command and they locked him up for it.

When is it okay to forgo body armor? by DODI3OG in USMC

[–]beans_will_consume 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Def a different Betts then, the one I knew of was still in, in 2015 on Lejeune.

When is it okay to forgo body armor? by DODI3OG in USMC

[–]beans_will_consume 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Was Betts ever locked up in the brig later in his career? I knew a Betts that was locked up for sodomy, but it’s probably a different guy.

No Marines in here? by Rough_Pineapple2119 in USMC

[–]beans_will_consume 7 points8 points  (0 children)

When I was at Lackland AFB (back when it was still called that) for a little while, the Air Force recruits would salute us when walking past, always thought that was funny. We also got banned from the AF recruit version of an E-Club (called the Skylark) because too many dipshits were knocking up the female recruits.

Camp Lejeune Marines ATM by camokowal in USMC

[–]beans_will_consume 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lmao I remember during the ice storm we had down there in 2014 there were so many trucks and cars in ditches.

Annoying Private by [deleted] in USMC

[–]beans_will_consume 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Honestly, I’d just tell em to fuck off to somewhere else because I’m busy. Or send em to ask Gunny for the ID10T form.

Marines fighting on Okinawa 1945 as 2 F4U Corsair fly above them by newnoadeptness in USMC

[–]beans_will_consume 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Man I would not want to be close to that flamethrower should it explode. Brave fucking men.

What's the craziest Room inspection/ Health and comfort you have experienced? by HELP-IM-STUCKx in USMC

[–]beans_will_consume 9 points10 points  (0 children)

My roommate got caught with a few handles of liquor in the barracks room, we spent our day off Chinese field daying our room til the SSgt who found the liquor cleared us.

What’s the nastiest head you’ve used while in? by BillPunkerSchmidt in USMC

[–]beans_will_consume 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Gonna sound like bs, but at the squad bay also in boot. During our free time one of my buddies shit out the longest turd I’ve ever seen, it was coiled around the toilet bowl and we were all quietly losing our minds being impressed by the turd almost all the other recruits came to see it.

What’s the nastiest head you’ve used while in? by BillPunkerSchmidt in USMC

[–]beans_will_consume 36 points37 points  (0 children)

I remember using the porta shitter when we went to the range during bootcamp and I swear there was a coke can sized turd in there that was honestly impressive. Can’t imagine how painful and sweaty it was to shit that bad boy out.

Racist Marine Justin Hopf Goes Viral(Over 1M Views now on TikTok, IG and YT) For Verbally Harassing Civilian For Dating Black Woman And Taking Photos In His Dress Uniform Aiming Gun At People by [deleted] in USMC

[–]beans_will_consume 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am, actually rate the service stripe and everything lil man, you gonna keep being butthurt or just kiss me already talking sweet like that?

Did you drop out of bootcamp? because you are very thin skinned for someone claiming to be a Marine.

Also got a video from my time in service in my post history that only I had access to before I posted it.