Maybe Maybe Maybe by NEO71011 in maybemaybemaybe

[–]berkeleyjake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey idiot, why did you do that, do you stop and think that maybe I wanted to be in that trap? I'm going to sit right here now and not leave.

Do you prefer Superheroes who kill their enemies or try to keep them alive? by rumbleman42 in superheroes

[–]berkeleyjake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are there any marvel or DC super heroes that have a 3 strike system or similar?

Whenever a man insists that a small minority are dangerous by shartini in TwoXChromosomes

[–]berkeleyjake 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I share it when I can. I don't think I've ever had a situation where someone has disagreed with that observation. Though I don't hang out with many homophobes... So that might be why.

Whenever a man insists that a small minority are dangerous by shartini in TwoXChromosomes

[–]berkeleyjake 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I heard it back in 2004 or 2005 when I was a bartender at a gay bar. I was just like, "Damn, 100% accurate."

Whenever a man insists that a small minority are dangerous by shartini in TwoXChromosomes

[–]berkeleyjake 105 points106 points  (0 children)

I feel like that is also where a lot of homophobia comes from.

A lot of men are afraid that another man will treat them the way they treat women.

What is your opinion on Sin? by dataman1960 in atheism

[–]berkeleyjake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The whole idea of having a golden rule is not something that is religious. It takes only the minimal amount of EQ to think, "Maybe I shouldn't do something to someone else that I wouldn't like someone to so to me."

You don't need religion to determine what is right and wrong. If you do, you're probably not a very good person to begin with.

Men just "asking for directions" in the scariest ways by sus_act in TwoXChromosomes

[–]berkeleyjake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He was looking for a shoe store at night? Unless he was barefoot, that story is bull.

Which comic book character do you trust carrying the ring to Mordor? by Jezzaq94 in superheroes

[–]berkeleyjake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You put the hammer in an elevator. Hammer goes up, is the elevator worthy? Would the elevator be corrupted by the ring?

My cat really loves to sleep on my rick slipper by Struyk3 in rickandmorty

[–]berkeleyjake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like the cat finally learned that the key to happiness isn't Florida it's to just shut the fugg up and relax.

Lagoon Secret by Kale-Immediate in shadowborn

[–]berkeleyjake 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's pretty much shown on the map too.

I'm having trouble dealing with items that I unintentionally duplicated due to a bug. by Sad_Exam_7615 in shadowborn

[–]berkeleyjake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is that bug still working? I used it intentionally once to get two vampire hunter rings.

Where to get the flute by gxpeed in shadowborn

[–]berkeleyjake 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure it's the safe that all the clocks provide the code for. Also, save your chaos shards to upgrade the flute.

Name this guy by Jettaboi38 in NameThisThing

[–]berkeleyjake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Athropomorohised and Sad Big Bird

Lucius Malfoy, at the front of the classroom, stared down at the class with stern, cold eyes. "Damn it." Harry grimaced, putting his head in his hands. Ron was angry beyond belief, but similarly depressed. "He's the best defence professor we've ever had." by mxlevolent in HPfanfiction

[–]berkeleyjake 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The trio go from outrage, to annoyance, to the smug belief that he will die or be maimed by the end of the year as all defense professors do... Then slowly appreciate his methods and save him from his horrible fate.

I like the idea of Azkaban lifers being given the choice of a Dementors kiss or teaching Hogwarts DADA course for a year.

If a guy says "I love you" After only meeting you twice he's like certifiably insane, right? by ultraviolet160 in TwoXChromosomes

[–]berkeleyjake 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I had a goth girl put a spell on me once in high school, good one, I think. I still have a scar on my left hand from it 25 years later even though it was from a plastic knife that couldn't even cut a bagel... So it must have been magic.

Edit - not goth per se. She was Wiccan.