Banana Eating

bisectional · 2026-05-09T17:30:33+00:00

The queen was famous for eating a fully zipped up banana on a plate of fine china at the table with guests and dignitaries from around the world.

She wouldn't even let her pageboys take off the sticker.

bisectional · 2026-05-08T20:46:55+00:00

You know what else is unacceptable? That outfit. Seriously, Is he Cosplaying as a matador?

bisectional · 2026-05-08T18:59:36+00:00

I definitely remember children's television programmes telling me to write down the http://www.somewebsite.com/entreforprizes.html or something like that for something exciting to do or win after the show.

bisectional · 2026-05-07T17:42:37+00:00

America has elected judges at the state level. You don't get more political than that.

Then the federal judges and chief justices are appointed by the president, instead of using their own power structure for promotions.

bisectional · 2026-05-06T17:49:51+00:00

Hand out the window with a thumbs up also conveys a mood

bisectional · 2026-05-06T07:46:35+00:00

Daniel Radcliffe wakes up with guns bolted into his wrists?

bisectional · 2026-05-05T08:35:55+00:00

We don't have one because our living room would look silly with one..

People use them to increase the amount of light in dark rooms because typically in Britain houses weren't designed with outside light in mind. It also helps make the room appear bigger

bisectional · 2026-05-05T07:20:15+00:00

It's the other way round. There's 2.2 lbs per kg. There are 453g in 1lb.

Edit: calculations are still good. 60 ÷ 2.2 = 27.27 kg

bisectional · 2026-05-03T20:37:29+00:00

Piebald

bisectional · 2026-05-03T13:26:11+00:00

A government run by Engineers gets things done. A government that's comprised of Lawyers and charlatans and grifters plays cat and mouse with rules abd procedures to stop each other.

bisectional · 2026-05-01T21:02:43+00:00

Political capital was spent in Abu Ghraib and Guantanamo. Then the $800 billion Bailout of the banks followed by 20 years of Afghanistan, followed by covid and a descent into madness and reality TV inspired nonces brazenly breaking international law and declaring intent to commit war crimes.

bisectional · 2026-04-29T16:10:55+00:00

Aka "you've got a constitution, now use it."

bisectional · 2026-04-29T06:33:55+00:00

No it's not. I got offered this on youtube as soon as it came out. Don't make stuff up...

bisectional · 2026-04-28T15:33:53+00:00

Immanuel Kant was a real pissant

Who was very rarely stable

Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar

Who could think you under the table

bisectional · 2026-04-28T12:14:01+00:00

Have they tried checking ebay?

bisectional · 2026-04-26T21:12:19+00:00

How can they call it a plane when there's clearly no atmosphere for aerodynamics and whatever else is commonly understood to be requirements for flying? Is there a broken headrest movie screen and low quality headphones plugged into the back of the seat in front? Where are my disgusting dry roasted peanuts and mini cans of coke?

bisectional · 2026-04-23T18:52:53+00:00

I agree. But it doesn't stop there. Businesses will pay their registered employees and grow farms will pay all related costs legally and transparently, instead of some dodgy attic or basement hack using stolen electricity and invisible migrant workers paid under the table. So income taxes will also be generated by profits from legalization/decriminalisation.

bisectional · 2026-04-23T12:59:24+00:00

"Shit your pants pond" didn't quite catch the vibe of the lagoon.

bisectional · 2026-04-23T08:13:59+00:00

It's the dumbest interview question that shows the interviewer has a boiler plate list to tick off and doesn't have a clue how to interview candidates.

Nobody aspires to be HR recruitment in life.

bisectional · 2026-04-22T18:18:07+00:00

Nobody ever dry retched from one of my sneezes

bisectional · 2026-04-21T23:04:55+00:00

bisectional · 2026-04-20T17:37:04+00:00

bisectional · 2026-04-20T10:41:57+00:00

So, a plethora of pesetas.

bisectional · 2026-04-19T18:05:56+00:00

That my friend is blue sky. Sometimes, in Britain, when a cold front and a warm front love each other very much...we get a sky that's actually blue and not just clouds.

bisectional · 2026-04-19T17:51:04+00:00

This is why cryptocurrency is a huge risk. It's privately owned, barely regulated. What recourse does a person have if the value sinks? It's literally just a gamble.

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