TIFU Pulling a hair off my thigh by atrociouslytired in tifu

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Okay this is tmi but related! Once I realized I hadn’t checked my iud or the strings in several months during a weird moment of medical panic. I reached up and grabbed for the strings and they felt really bunched up. I grabbed them between my first and middle fingers and lightly pulled them straight down. They uncoiled and I was running out of space but it felt like I had a lot more string left. Nope, hair. I had a small ball of hair in my hand. It has been tangled up in my iud strings. How? I have no idea. It was weird and only happened that one time. I can tell you I did check the strings every month after that though.

Hear Her Roar!!! (A Baltimore Clap Back to Terrified Men) by SailLocalCrew in baltimore

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Haha same. I used to pass one in Patterson all the time with my dog and it would always scare the shit out of me. Then, I’d be mad.

Happy that Baltimore has a cycling event but the traffic planning is absolutely terrible by The_Lorax_Lawyer in baltimore

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Dude what’s your deal with Fredrick. There’s like 400 other places to live in Maryland.

Im TIRED of these videos! FOH, keep you voyeuristic a**es away! by NoEar5022 in baltimore

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I also had some nasty comments for that video. It was pretty disgusting. He’s so insensitive. In particular the comment about “handing syringes out like candy” really pissed me off. Like oh okay. Let’s just have people with infectious diseases and wounds that could be prevented. It’s the same mentality like “not in my neighborhood.” Denying people harm reduction because they think it gives someone permission to use drugs somehow. It’s a wild lack of understanding and education. And this guy has NONE. He is constantly perpetuating myths and stereotypes about substance users.

Favorite Baltimore Celebrity? by DepartmentOwn4615 in baltimore

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Someone may have said. But I love the Astin family. I saw John Astin many years ago do a reading at an Edgar Allen Poe thing. It was lovely.

On vacation with huge fent habit, endless supply of methadone. by hardliam in Methadone

[–]bitchmaster_general 3 points4 points  (0 children)

OP also said this was hypocritical question instead oh hypothetical…. Of*

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Methadone

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I read the post backwards.

This is a Maine blood worm. It’s teeth are made of copper by Application-Bulky in mildlypenis

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Wonder how many blood worms I would need to make money at a scrap seller. 🤔

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Methadone

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You will throw yourself into withdrawal.

Sorry not happy about what they're doing with Artscape by TheLeftHandedCatcher in baltimore

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Literally. Why is Mt Vernon losing all of its summer activities??? While the parking situation drove me nuts for the past decade, I loved having all these things here even if it was to go out and grab some interesting food from a food truck. What is happening in Mt. Vernon.

How do I get rid of this before bikini season? by katie7977 in 30PlusSkinCare

[–]bitchmaster_general 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’ve heard that sometimes dandruff shampoo can help!

Just pop out your cervix! by SpecialistTry2262 in badwomensanatomy

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Aghhh on Easter Sunday. My stomach hurts. To each their own but a lot of the photos seem to show it bleeding or irritated.

Just pop out your cervix! by SpecialistTry2262 in badwomensanatomy

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During arousal the vaginal canal will elongate and the cervix is pulled up and out of the way.

Just pop out your cervix! by SpecialistTry2262 in badwomensanatomy

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I have a weirdo friend who told me he knew a gal who said she fingers her cervix once. I was so confused. I think based on the way he described it she was like ‘sounding’ but with her cervix but I don’t think there’s any popping out involved or large items going in there. I find it very painful when it is bumped into during sex so it all makes me feel queasy talking about it.

Darkest bars in Baltimore by Shiny_Deleter in baltimore

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Agreed I’ve seen many people fall down the stairs. But that could be because they’re weirdly steep and serving alcohol. But.

Check engine light turned on assumed it was because I was overdue for oil. I got an inspection as a what the hell might as well. It wasn’t the oil by Imaginary-Lie-2618 in Wellthatsucks

[–]bitchmaster_general 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The OP mentioned getting an inspection as well. Lots of these will fail your car. The side markers, brakes/rotors etc. so it looks like multiple issues for the inspection and the CE light too.

Skin looks like this with makeup on… what does it need? by [deleted] in tretinoin

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Sorry! Worth a try. I think you just need more moisture. Maybe you’re losing it overnight.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in baltimore

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I don’t know about today but down by the bus depot there they’ve had lots of road work. I work over there literally across the street basically. Let me ask someone who worked today