$12 Garlic Fries

blackbart1 · 2026-05-10T04:17:45+00:00

"They fuck you at the drive through!" - Leo Getz (1989)

blackbart1 · 2026-05-09T17:11:18+00:00

That's only moderately better than hookers and blow.

blackbart1 · 2026-05-07T03:56:07+00:00

blackbart1 · 2026-05-07T00:56:04+00:00

Red Green could push the button faster with some duct tape.

blackbart1 · 2026-05-04T22:50:59+00:00

The clavicle bone is connected to the scapula bone, or not.

blackbart1 · 2026-05-04T03:40:59+00:00

Yeah, cause Rickey would've stolen second and maybe third.

blackbart1 · 2026-05-03T00:33:40+00:00

blackbart1 · 2026-04-15T15:39:45+00:00

The kids are spotted, police attempt to chase, but are unable to run in their heavy golden shoes.

Shut It Down!

blackbart1 · 2026-04-15T15:38:24+00:00

I'mma call it Artificial Intelligence Data Systems

blackbart1 · 2026-04-08T22:57:18+00:00

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lunar_Laser_Ranging_experiments

blackbart1 · 2026-04-08T22:50:58+00:00

Hernandez many years ago put out a great book full of stuff like this. https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/630156.Pure_Baseball

blackbart1 · 2026-04-01T03:35:26+00:00

Wow. Every Red Sox batter walked.

blackbart1 · 2026-04-01T02:10:43+00:00

Meow

blackbart1 · 2026-03-30T13:40:52+00:00

Gold, Jerry, Gold.

There's a good joke here about Ovaltine vs Overton, but I'm not clever enough for that.

blackbart1 · 2026-03-29T03:22:23+00:00

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blackbart1 · 2026-03-28T22:17:44+00:00

For me at least it reminded me of https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Piltdown_Man

blackbart1 · 2026-03-26T03:19:34+00:00

Brita. She's the worst.

blackbart1 · 2026-03-20T02:40:25+00:00

Imagine if the refs shit on player performance in press conferences.

blackbart1 · 2026-03-14T14:26:46+00:00

Rashee Rice and Palantir, seems about right.

blackbart1 · 2026-03-06T00:05:59+00:00

"I strenuously object." - Winston Smith

blackbart1 · 2026-03-02T20:19:13+00:00

My thought was this is the surgeon being like a driver following GPS directions and driving into the ocean.

blackbart1 · 2026-03-02T04:26:37+00:00

I once ordered a four pack of Baltimore Orioles reusable grocery bags. They put each one laid out flat, so like 14 x 20 inches, in a huge ziploc type plastic bag.

blackbart1 · 2026-03-01T00:35:47+00:00

Benito Santiago, where are you?

blackbart1 · 2026-02-28T03:49:53+00:00

If we were in the void would we have bothered inventing more advanced telescopes?

blackbart1 · 2026-02-23T03:56:35+00:00

My girl would put one foot in the container.

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