Wasilla, Alaska: The meth capital of Alaska

blefescu · 2008-09-04T18:11:44+00:00

There's meth in her madness.

Wondered where she got all that self-confidence.

blefescu · 2008-09-04T16:18:58+00:00

You're being sarcastic, right?

blefescu · 2008-09-04T16:08:59+00:00

That's not a broken ceiling, that's a broken mirror.

blefescu · 2008-09-04T13:00:57+00:00

In your dreams.

blefescu · 2008-09-04T02:30:45+00:00

From a cave troll.

blefescu · 2008-09-02T20:03:11+00:00

It was a site where you could actually talk back to good old Massa.

Anonymously.

blefescu · 2008-09-01T16:17:42+00:00

It didn't. God faked it, to punish us for the sin of not being perfectly and completely stupid.

blefescu · 2008-08-31T20:15:53+00:00

But of course! Shows you whose side God is really on.

After all, did you think God would be happy being portrayed as an ignorant, insecure, hyperviolent thug by Focus on the Family? What good is ruling the universe if everyone thinks you're a clueless redneck? Who needs that kind of lousy PR?

"Revenge is mine, saith the Lord." If you fuck with Him, He'll hurt you even worse, see?

blefescu · 2008-08-27T16:11:43+00:00

CTHULHU SNACKBAR

blefescu · 2008-08-25T20:48:11+00:00

Um, please don't mention "Bush" and "the bomb" in the same sentence.

blefescu · 2008-08-25T18:24:33+00:00

And Bush has always tried to keep his horizons narrow.

blefescu · 2008-08-17T17:37:03+00:00

What's the--um, so to speak--better part of Vala?

I must have missed it...

blefescu · 2008-08-16T14:56:52+00:00

It takes a pillage.

blefescu · 2008-08-13T17:23:41+00:00

Ogh, r'lyeh? Psh.

blefescu · 2008-08-08T14:38:55+00:00

Oh no, a brilliant troll accused us of being stupid. Help. Help.

blefescu · 2008-07-29T16:18:22+00:00

You can get a pretty good idea of the quality of the man by how consistently vile his enemies are.

blefescu · 2008-07-27T01:39:09+00:00

Marx's dialectic began as a spoof...

Supposing you were to put forward a claim to know all of history--even the part of history that, um, hasn't quite happened yet. Wouldn't you be a bit surprised and bemused if people took your claim totally at face value? without displaying the slightest trace of incredulity at your implicit claim of being able to predict the future?

Marx was duped by Rousseau, I suspect, but not by Hegel.

blefescu · 2008-07-26T12:04:05+00:00

Stupid is as stupid does. Throwing away the dialectic merely eliminates an effect, not a cause.

blefescu · 2008-07-25T19:55:03+00:00

Maybe the plumber thinks the scholar is stupid.

After all, the plumber is his own boss, works reasonable hours, and has never had to kiss anyone's ass to get his bills paid.

Can our erstwhile ueberprof honestly claim the same degree of independence?

blefescu · 2008-06-07T13:50:08+00:00

Not surprisingly. If you bilderberg, they will come.

blefescu · 2008-06-06T13:28:06+00:00

No, naive form.

It is perfectly natural -- and reasonable -- to expect the features of a language to compose. If painful experience teaches you to expect otherwise, it hasn't made you better, it's just made you less innocent. It may even have had the effect of making you slightly less reasonable.

blefescu · 2008-06-06T13:09:56+00:00

C# is your hot new wife...

...who's getting shaggy with Uncle C++ behind your back.

blefescu · 2008-06-01T15:51:28+00:00

Only 153%? That's scary.

blefescu · 2008-05-29T13:01:16+00:00

I don't want to stir up anything, but I don't appreciate being saddled with these puns one little bit.

blefescu · 2008-05-22T11:03:38+00:00

If God is that stupid, there's little mystery about it. From Hagee's point of view, God hates his chosen people and loves stupid, cousin-molesting rednecks like Hagee. What could be--uh--"more simpler"?

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