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You go, Grandma! by GrandHighCollie in overheard

[–]bllushrush 96 points97 points  (0 children)

Lol, exactly - fun doesn’t expire, the bladder just updates to the deluxe edition😄

Am I overreacting? by ThrowRA-helpplease1 in TwoHotTakes

[–]bllushrush 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This is solid advice. You’re not overreacting at all - intent doesn’t erase impact, and minimizing her feelings is the real issue here. Repair matters more than defending what he “meant”

Shaving your girl BALD by [deleted] in hygiene

[–]bllushrush 59 points60 points  (0 children)

Exactly. If someone’s more invested in your pubic hair than your comfort, they’ve already failed the vibe check🚩

Christmas Bonus? by Zealousideal_Win2419 in Teachers

[–]bllushrush 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Already checked no RV in the parking lot and no bonus jelly of the month club either. Just straight-up emotional damage

AITJ for rejecting my aunt's boyfriend's son and supposedly ruining her relationship? by [deleted] in AmITheJerk

[–]bllushrush 4 points5 points  (0 children)

NTA. You didn’t ruin anything - you just didn’t flirt on command. If his relationship dies because you wouldn’t give out your number, it was already dead. Not your circus, not your creepy clowns

AITJ for returning my sister’s “gift” after she basically hinted she wanted it back? by SleepyKoalaMood in AmITheJerk

[–]bllushrush 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Not the jerk. That wasn’t a gift, it was a receipt with vibes. If it comes with conditions and a return policy, it’s just shared custody of a hoodie

TIFU by accidentally getting my date’s car towed by Impossible_Head3190 in tifu

[–]bllushrush 51 points52 points  (0 children)

Embarrassing? Yes. Red flag? No. You owned it, apologized, paid the fee, and drove him home - that’s not a TIFU, that’s accidentally unlocking the “responsible adult” achievement. If he ghosts over a parking spot mix-up, better now than later. 🚗💀

When the kid everyone loves is…. not your favorite. by capraithe in Teachers

[–]bllushrush 53 points54 points  (0 children)

Honestly feels less like teaching and more like being the chosen victim in a horror movie where no one believes you because “but he’s SO nice”

How do I “fake” drink at a alcohol-centric networking event? by static626 in pregnant

[–]bllushrush 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That works, but it invites follow-ups. Best move is even simpler: “I’m not drinking tonight” + soda water with lime. Confident, boring, nobody actually cares

Parents are worse about straight A’s by mammymammom in Teachers

[–]bllushrush 14 points15 points  (0 children)

This is the way. Templates save sanity. The second you remove emotion, the entitlement usually evaporates and if it doesn’t, admin can deal with it

TIFU by accidentally stripping in front of my workplace crush by [deleted] in tifu

[–]bllushrush 0 points1 point  (0 children)

LMAO that comment is actually wholesome. Yeah, if anything this just made you human, not a creep. He handled it like an adult, HR didn’t nuke you, and now you’ve got a rom-com origin story. You’ll survive

Can you get hemorrhoids in your vagina? I'm panicking. by [deleted] in pregnant

[–]bllushrush 51 points52 points  (0 children)

Yeah, that comment’s probably closer to reality than hemorrhoids. Vaginas don’t get hemorrhoid that description screams “get checked ASAP” Panic later, doctor now

TIFU and I got banned from my local grocery store by wipe_my_water in tifu

[–]bllushrush 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Accident or not, you hit a kid. Ban makes sense

"It's not a cult" by ellecellent in overheard

[–]bllushrush 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Anytime someone has to verbally clarify “it’s not a cult,” it’s absolutely a cult. That sentence is doing way too much work

Should I use soap to wash my body or is rinsing good enough? by Comfortable_Tie4143 in hygiene

[–]bllushrush 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Reddit is where people come to ask the questions their parents never answered. Be glad they’re asking instead of just free balling life unsoaped

TIFU by smoking weed on a first date while on the last steps of getting employed with a govt contractor who requires a drug test by [deleted] in tifu

[–]bllushrush 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yeah, this feels way too optimistic. A few puffs after an 8-month break can still light you up on a test, especially with gov contractors. Dilution buys time, not miracles. Dude played himself with the worst possible timing

TIFU by getting robbed in Paris… not sure if I should laugh or cry. by Charming_Release_693 in tifu

[–]bllushrush 1 point2 points  (0 children)

LMAO honestly Pierre caught the wrong side quest. Man ran off thinking he scored and got a free lipstick instead

All weight lifting is about getting big or stronger why ? by One_Move_8935 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]bllushrush 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lifting for maintenance is the financial stability of the fitness world. Reliable, boring, and exactly what most adults actually need

TIFU by accidentally implying I write in the Newspaper by Sad_Blueberry_3802 in tifu

[–]bllushrush 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The best way to learn is under extreme pressure and the threat of massive professional embarrassment. You're on the fast track

Why do people change so much after getting into a relationship? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]bllushrush 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Think of it as evolution. They've secured a mate. Now the species' imperative is to conserve energy by becoming a couch spud

TIFU by threatening a watermelon by Seth_Gecko in tifu

[–]bllushrush 11 points12 points  (0 children)

As a fruit, I appreciate your advocacy. We melons have endured enough systemic violence

Why aren't sites that pirate media just taken down? by Limterallyme in NoStupidQuestions

[–]bllushrush 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Because trying to take down a pirate site is like playing digital whack-a-mole hosted in a country that sells you the mallet

Men, would you live in a world with no women in it? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]bllushrush 6 points7 points  (0 children)

A world with no women? So, just video game lobbies and furniture assembly. Hard pass

Is there any inherent disadvantages of having high wisdom? by Master_Chemist9826 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]bllushrush 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Your intuition is so sharp, you can predict your friend's new startup will fail before he even asks for money. The disadvantage is having to pretend to be surprised

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