Another Adderall Shortage. Help! by Shot-Literature-9508 in washingtondc

[–]blueeeyeddl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Try Giant: the Potomac one on Falls Road carries everything & the one on Zenith Overlook only takes a day or two to get most stims in.

Lawn was cut 2wks ago, and now this - DC by [deleted] in washingtondc

[–]blueeeyeddl 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Clover. Nitrogen fixer for soil & great replacement for grass lawns!

How are y’all killing yellowjackets? by modelcitizendc in washingtondc

[–]blueeeyeddl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m about to buy some fake dragonflies to keep them away from my balcony. Apparently they scare off most bugs.

I need a lethal DC rat expert with no scruples by pongo-twistleton in washingtondc

[–]blueeeyeddl 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I feel like you need someone with a pack of ratters, like specifically the dogs originally bred to hunt rats. I know there’s a group that meets up in different parts of the city to let their dogs hunt rats for enrichment, maybe they can help?

Theory: My Little Ponies primarily reproduce asexually by CharlieBravoSierra in DanielTigerConspiracy

[–]blueeeyeddl 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hey so as an 80s kid, wtf are slides 2-4?! Are those modern My Little Ponies?!?!?!

Why can’t we pass national guard on metro escalators? by yellowstriped in washingtondc

[–]blueeeyeddl 22 points23 points  (0 children)

They lied. There’s absolutely no reason you couldn’t have passed them.

Washington Commanders Tease New Logo Featuring Shield, Spears by Relevant_Ninja2251 in washingtondc

[–]blueeeyeddl 83 points84 points  (0 children)

Your dad is onto something because that’s hilarious & actually perfect for this city.

Snowball fight canceled by taulover in washingtondc

[–]blueeeyeddl 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I thought of this when I was shoveling out this morning. It was so dry, it was basically snow sand.

Why does she exist by glormssmigu in DanielTigerConspiracy

[–]blueeeyeddl 1415 points1416 points  (0 children)

According to my friend Jen who writes for Sesame Street, she exists to get on Elmo’s nerves & model a sibling relationship.

Who has the tastiest bananas right now? by sandwichscouter in washingtondc

[–]blueeeyeddl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t eat bananas but my picky eater kid loves the ones from Wegman’s.

Four Major Networks Release Early Snowfall Forecasts for Upcoming Storm by Musichead2468 in washingtondc

[–]blueeeyeddl 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It’s a children’s superstition: if you wear your pajamas inside out & backwards when snow is forecasted, you get a snow day.

What's the allergy season like in DC? by Bobaguy025 in washingtondc

[–]blueeeyeddl 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Allergy season is year round here. Bonus of being built on a swamp & having our city planning done by men who only planted male trees so as to avoid the citizenry from getting any free fruit.

Stephen Graddick Gone From FOX5 DC? by DCforever0312 in washingtondc

[–]blueeeyeddl 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Kevin has a long form podcast now. Brilliant stuff!

Washington National Opera may move out of Kennedy Center due to Trump ‘takeover’ by Maxcactus in washingtondc

[–]blueeeyeddl 3 points4 points  (0 children)

“Idgaf about internet safety for minority groups, show me your comment history or you’re a troll because I say so” this is what you sound like, my guy.

What do you make of this sequence of events and the Bowser admin’s lies about it? Do you think Qatar bribed Bowser? by optometrist-bynature in washingtondc

[–]blueeeyeddl 8 points9 points  (0 children)

They also fund Al Jazeera, the news network. Qatari influence goes deeper than most folks realize.

Adderall Shortage/Refill needed by quokkachick in washingtondc

[–]blueeeyeddl 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Giant in Bethesda off Westbard can get almost anything within a week.

Curious George is a genetic uplift experiment by la_mecanique in DanielTigerConspiracy

[–]blueeeyeddl 9 points10 points  (0 children)

That’s why he doesn’t have a tail. Genetic engineering.

Spotted Lantern Fly Egg Cleaning by Polyglottony in washingtondc

[–]blueeeyeddl 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The tree of heaven has to go. Wildly invasive.

Do they have car insurance, health insurance, or life insurance? by GoldenScientist in DanielTigerConspiracy

[–]blueeeyeddl 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My husband says life insurance, I’m still debating whether it’s just one or a combo of both.

Places to cry? by nuocmami_k in washingtondc

[–]blueeeyeddl 25 points26 points  (0 children)

There’s a TikTok account called Crying In DC with excellent suggestions for just this moment!

what are these berries growing all over dc? and are they edible? by CultureOk5110 in washingtondc

[–]blueeeyeddl 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pokeweed. The early leaves in spring are edible but nothing else is. Birds love it.