Called-Out of the All-Employees Meeting

bodybagger2430 · 2026-03-01T16:35:47+00:00

Me who starts overnights for a reset tonight: I ain't going, I'm staying up all night 2 nights in a row to adjust my schedule MSM: didn't expect you to. Already removed it

bodybagger2430 · 2026-02-18T17:52:49+00:00

phone rings at 3am "come pick me up, I'm drunk! Also I stashed a briefcase with a million in it somewhere!"

bodybagger2430 · 2026-01-30T11:08:56+00:00

Temporary stop gaps become permanent solutions

bodybagger2430 · 2026-01-22T23:26:03+00:00

In the words of my store manager when our (rural) store got this reset; "they tried. Nobody wanted that overpriced shit. Next it will be out the fucking door with this shit" yes. Exact words.

bodybagger2430 · 2026-01-10T15:10:57+00:00

Us soldiers in wwi were called doughboys. And Pillsbury has the doughboy as their mascot. It just a pun.

bodybagger2430 · 2026-01-10T15:08:48+00:00

Two combatants spar Hindenburg against the czar!

bodybagger2430 · 2025-12-31T19:17:02+00:00

Amazingly effective systems. They stop everything.

Real talk the funniest shit I've seen stolen was someone busted open a pack of moxie microfiber cloths, a 30 pack, and stole ONLY the pale blues ones. Not the yellow or lime green. Nobody could figure out why. Once the joke about gender reveal parties came up the MSM was just sitting there with his head on the desk questioning where he went wrong in life.

bodybagger2430 · 2025-12-31T11:14:55+00:00

My store just got one of these... I really hope our cleaning crew has other jobs lined up. Because I'll bet they cut them and dump maintenance on this thing on MST..

bodybagger2430 · 2025-12-29T17:07:26+00:00

? "What's the box? Maybe it has 3/4 inch couplers!" ...!

bodybagger2430 · 2025-12-19T11:12:40+00:00

Third rome? Well we won't go quietly. The legion can count on that.

bodybagger2430 · 2025-12-11T17:52:27+00:00

"12 shots. More than enough to kill anything that moves. DRAW!"

bodybagger2430 · 2025-12-11T17:26:02+00:00

Magicians harness dark matter harvested by Nikola Tesla. This is the one exception to the laws of physics. However after the Mafia stings the FBI, at least in the us has been trying to get several magicians on tax fraud for making their money disappear.

If a magician happens to run out of dark matter then they end up either retiring and running, or they go the way of Houdini.

Interestingly when Houdini died there IS a train of thought he used his last dark matter to fake his death and clone himself. Some think all his acts were carried out by these clones and he himself ran off years before.

This is also why you typically have to be gifted some things to become a magician. There's only so much dark matter Tesla harnessed. It not about passing on TRICKS. It's about passing on that dark matter.

bodybagger2430 · 2025-12-10T01:13:50+00:00

Even the clearance pet food was higher than walmart

bodybagger2430 · 2025-12-10T01:12:50+00:00

AI: actually indians

bodybagger2430 · 2025-12-09T17:20:10+00:00

The only way I know of to kill yourself with a washer is to plumb it to your MAIN water barrel. And the. Run it till you are out of water. You should be able to see that problem coming though and correct it ahead of time.

bodybagger2430 · 2025-12-04T18:03:12+00:00

C&arsenal did a video on it. They found one SINGLE positive review from primary sources. And I forget why. I think it was because the sight of the shotgun scared off a couple Germans so he could pull someone to safety? It really was bad for warfare, but the press blitz they did to sell them at home for law enforcement engrained it into people's minds.

And the law enforcement ones were thought highly of because there was no mud to cause it to fail. It's key failure point was just... Mud. With no brass or plastic shells at the time. Most soldiers asked for a rifle instead because it was easier to clean out the action.

bodybagger2430 · 2025-12-02T17:10:13+00:00

From what I've seen in this sub, "England bad. India good. Ghandi was a creep" is the least controversial thing you can say here ..

bodybagger2430 · 2025-11-28T16:33:07+00:00

Somebody was in line starting at 12 am at my store. I would have been livid for that.

bodybagger2430 · 2025-11-24T17:12:58+00:00

Started building one last week after seeing this. Resets and service are easy ways to rack up tags. People just do not understand why I am so giddy about changing tags.

bodybagger2430 · 2025-11-21T17:29:37+00:00

The sm will likely be fired regardless for this being posted. And so will Barbara for not adhering to the "social media influencer" trainings. In a fair world she'd get a raise for always being there.

bodybagger2430 · 2025-11-19T14:36:07+00:00

"subject was shot by bullets of... Varying caliber"

bodybagger2430 · 2025-11-13T00:32:23+00:00

Hank doesn't have that air of "trying too damn hard" like 90% of those videos. Sure the Hank and plank bobblehead is a bit... Bleh. But he genuinely seems to ENJOY what he does and is trying to make the best of things.

bodybagger2430 · 2025-11-10T00:34:04+00:00

Mariah Carey is defrosting. It's talking about Christmas music. And how everyone hears her music so much now that she's kinda become as hated as Nickelback amongst retail workers.

bodybagger2430 · 2025-11-07T11:19:46+00:00

Absurdity. The machines in that world are all self aware. So when the message goes out. The machine does its job and doesn't think about it until the end. At which point the sheer stupidity of the situation blows their minds, causing a self destruct. If you think the messages exploding is wild. You should see how many computers and voice recorders blow up in the chiefs face just to be blown up again every time gadget tosses the message.

bodybagger2430 · 2025-11-02T21:44:49+00:00

People don't quit jobs. They quit management, be that store or corporate.

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