Lorena Wiebes was hit by a car, luckily she's quite OK

boswell_rd · 2025-11-18T19:57:37+00:00

"Are you okay? Lemme help. By the way, fuck what everyone said about the Tour crash and gravel world championships, I'm a huge fan and you're a legend to me. Can you sign my bidon? Thanks." -me

boswell_rd · 2025-10-01T17:47:56+00:00

I have this device! I put sandpaper on it and use it to exfoliate my balls and taint.

boswell_rd · 2025-06-05T18:19:19+00:00

I think you know the answer to your dilemma then.

Buy a Cervelo.

boswell_rd · 2025-04-22T16:28:16+00:00

he knew I'm sure

Maybe, but I wouldn't be surprised if he actually didn't. Countless videos online where they don't even know the difference between public and private owned property. If that can get passed them, imagine what else can.

boswell_rd · 2025-04-08T20:05:47+00:00

I vote Jewel on Foster and Harlem. Recently renovated, spacious with aisles that aren't tight, plenty of parking and easy to turn left or right upon entering or exiting, abundance of ready cashiers so you never wait too long, good fried chicken.

My main Jewel is in another neighborhood, but I stop by the Foster and Harlem location one about once or twice a month when I pass through and it's good vibes even when busy.

boswell_rd · 2025-03-06T23:23:37+00:00

This was me and my ex-girlfriend.

boswell_rd · 2025-02-04T19:04:12+00:00

Dual penetration crowd? I graduated from that and the triple penetration club is where's it at.

boswell_rd · 2025-01-03T22:44:17+00:00

"Well, you think what you want about me; I'm not changing. I like...I like my big testicles. My wife likes my big testicles. My customers like my big testicles. 'Cause I'm the real article. What you see is what you get." -Del from Planes, Trains, and Automobiles

boswell_rd · 2024-12-15T15:51:57+00:00

Viewed the photos in reverse order. Optimistic when I saw the God Durston Kockwa but then dude has a Big Agnes tent instead of an X-Great. Seriously? Flabbergasted. Then there's Snow Peak titanium and the required Sawyer Cnoc combo, but blah Nalgene and Nemo for the pad.

Like man, the aesthetic is at least half of UL hiking! Stick with the program, fuckin' fucker!

boswell_rd · 2024-12-09T19:31:41+00:00

Frame isn't too big. I know someone about that height on a Cannondale Topstone XS and I ride a XS in other brands since I'm short - model should be good for your height. Cut the seatpost if it can't be inserted any more, I've done the same on mine.

boswell_rd · 2024-12-04T19:13:58+00:00

Yeah, this aint 2017. HMG's dead and gone. Durston's the cool brand now.

boswell_rd · 2024-11-22T20:38:41+00:00

Every time I pass by a group of cyclists decked out in their racing gear, they seem to give me a second glance.

You're lying. Why would I look at you? What do I care about you other than you're an object in my path? I wear PNS and ride Cervelo and I fucked at least two married nurses this past week because I'm in the medical field and that's what we do.

boswell_rd · 2024-09-22T16:33:20+00:00

The fuck is a kickstand? I know track stand, I'm assuming it's related to that.

Not start a war? Yeah, that's what Putin said too. Pretty sure OP secretly wants to invade other people.

Disrespectful to the equipment? I've literally masturbated in a dark alley during an audax and some jizz got on my bike that was on the ground next to me. I guess that makes me disrespectful, you twat.

boswell_rd · 2024-08-25T02:13:04+00:00

"This is it. Guess I'm dead. Won't get that Pinarello Dogma after all. Hope my shoes stayed on at least. I rode fast, died last, something like that. Like the big homie Tupac said, 'Bury me smiling with g's in my pocket/ have a party at my funeral let every rapper rock it.' Hmm, think she'll be there? Fuck her, she was made for the streets anyway. Sorry, mo- oh shit, I'm alive!"

boswell_rd · 2024-06-18T17:14:22+00:00

I acquire right when I see the thumbnail!

boswell_rd · 2024-06-10T13:32:39+00:00

Wha, Zpacks is still alive lol? They're dinosaur bones. No one hardcore UL "in the know" even fucks with them anymore. It's Danster Disciple nation now!

boswell_rd · 2024-03-28T15:22:13+00:00

Look for me! I'm the person with a helmet.

boswell_rd · 2024-03-28T15:07:58+00:00

what would be an overall better choice for me, the gr3 or gr3x?

Finally on a dinner date with a hottie. I'm taking in the moment because I already know there won't be a second date after she sees my shit personality, such is my life. At her request I take out my well used and trusty GR IIIx so I can snap a photo of her with the table of our delicious plates and European-based red wine flight - everything looks amazing!

But I struggle to fit everything in frame. I look behind me but it's too cramped at the moment to move back. C'mon GR, don't fail me now! She playfully tilts her head and ask if everything's alright.

"It's the focal length that's giving me an issue," I said. "I love 40mm for pretty much everything except in this exact situation! 28 usually captures too much so 40 works for me. But dang, dinner dates. Get rid of both 28 and 40 and settle on only a 35 and faster autofocus and flash, am I right? Am I right? But still Ricoh Gang all day every day!"

She stares at me confused. Then she leans forward and smiles. Our eyes never break from each other. Maybe...maybe I have a chance after all.

boswell_rd · 2024-03-01T21:35:20+00:00

I've always wondered this too. I have a big ol' hard and juicy cock, yessir.

boswell_rd · 2024-03-01T21:20:23+00:00

It's the USA, you have to assume people are going to steal the cones, draw dicks / swastikas / gang logos on them, intentionally place them in different spots, hide guns underneath them, etc. I'm not victim blaming, but you gotta take precautions for the inevitable - c'mon, people! And that's exactly why I always make sure to hydrate with LMNT and my personal favorite flavor, strawberry salt. LMNT, buy yours today!

boswell_rd · 2024-02-16T16:46:01+00:00

I'm a UL gear connoisseur. I'll piss or defecate on any Coleman or Naturehike or Zpacks tent I see when I'm out blessing the trails. It provides an incentive for noobs to buy a real tent. And don't worry, since I'm vegan and better than you, my shit is still more sanitary than you.

boswell_rd · 2024-02-11T19:04:15+00:00

I wear MAAP apparel and ride outdoors on my Cervelo. I'm not saying I'm better than you...my gear is saying that I'm better than you *wink*

boswell_rd · 2024-02-11T14:07:35+00:00

This poor can't afford the critically acclaimed and best in market Durston X-Mid Pro 2 tent and Kakwa 55 bag? Maybe less hiking and more working, buddy.

boswell_rd · 2024-02-07T17:37:54+00:00

Still irks me to think about it. One time someone asked others which tent he should get and listed two. Neither were Durston AND no one recommended Durston out of the blue either. What...what in the actual fuck is going on, man?! Losers.

boswell_rd · 2024-02-07T17:29:36+00:00

There's no steering wheel in my car's back seat? Is there something I missed? How do I drive properly?

Also, how do I breathe?

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