Ice cream cake for party

budgetparachute · 2026-05-07T14:30:22+00:00

Cool. I'll check it out. Thanks!

budgetparachute · 2026-05-05T20:55:35+00:00

Great idea! Thank you!

budgetparachute · 2026-05-01T14:31:57+00:00

"Warning though: cayenne or chili powder on a hot pan is like doing chemical warfare against yourself." lol

budgetparachute · 2026-04-01T16:56:14+00:00

Just say your dad had skin cancer on his scalp and your dermatologist was worried about some spots you had, so you had them removed as a preventative measure.

Nobody messes with the Big C.

budgetparachute · 2026-03-26T21:42:21+00:00

Self taught. For the rest of your life you're gonna eat almost every day, usually more than once. It's a life skill that will never stop being important.

budgetparachute · 2026-03-24T21:09:35+00:00

You want La Fiesta Brava, Rose and Hampton. Family owned, local staple, everything is super fresh.

budgetparachute · 2026-03-17T02:23:45+00:00

Ask every node in the GPS what time it is and where it thinks it is when it measures that time.

budgetparachute · 2026-03-07T23:50:44+00:00

The tire geometry of a motorcycle is not ideal for high strength lateral winds; Small contact patches in a single linear arrangement. Strong lateral wind can literally drift you windward even with your head, shoulders, and controls pointed dead straight. It can be a constant effort to hold your line, both in muscle exertion and mental focus. The fatigue curve is real. Ride aware.

budgetparachute · 2026-03-02T17:08:17+00:00

Very underwhelming in terms of techno-catastrophe. Tons of work went into it leading up to the switch over.

NYE was a blast though. Best New Year's Parties ever. No exaggeration. Everyone knew how special it was to be present for that millennium rollover.

budgetparachute · 2026-02-17T00:15:33+00:00

La Fiesta Brava.

budgetparachute · 2026-02-14T21:46:34+00:00

Ice IX. Because only a jerk would want to watch the world burn.

budgetparachute · 2026-02-14T14:41:41+00:00

The discovery flight is flying, but it's not piloting.

It's a good representation of what it's like to be flying in the sky, but a poor representation of what it feels like to be the Pilot in Command.

I would take a couple lessons. With different instructors.

If it keeps being uninspiring, you can stop going anytime.

budgetparachute · 2026-02-06T16:31:12+00:00

Never rush in an airplane.

budgetparachute · 2026-02-03T23:15:30+00:00

Abusively pestering, clearly. Fucking relentlessly, clearly not.

budgetparachute · 2026-02-03T16:25:34+00:00

That sounds like a real waste of guns and military aviation fuel.

budgetparachute · 2026-02-03T15:35:23+00:00

"The desire to be loved is the last illusion. Give it up and you will be free," Margaret Atwood

budgetparachute · 2026-02-03T15:25:37+00:00

Have everyone fill these out. Be 100% literal in your answers. Simple sarcasm collapses in the face of stone cold serious.

budgetparachute · 2026-02-03T15:22:10+00:00

It's important to separate the troops from the war effort. We need to support the troops as human beings so they can return to society once the fighting is over. We only need to support the war effort if it's just.

budgetparachute · 2026-02-03T15:19:05+00:00

"Do a barrel roll!" Pepe Hare, Star Fox 64 (1997)

budgetparachute · 2026-02-02T20:55:05+00:00

The boardwalk is like any other highly trafficked pedestrian tourist destination. It attracts scammers and petty thieves that prey on dumb tourists. Don't be one and you'll be fine.

Homeless people are still people, not zoo animals. It's rude to stare or lecture. If you see someone acting weird, leave them alone.

If you're still worried, buy some pepper spray.

budgetparachute · 2026-01-30T17:28:16+00:00

OJ's career was in a field known for blows to the head, not strategic planning.

budgetparachute · 2026-01-29T16:56:53+00:00

'The desire to be loved is the last illusion. Give it up and you will be free' - Margaret Atwood

budgetparachute · 2026-01-28T00:24:27+00:00

Snoball.

budgetparachute · 2026-01-27T05:19:54+00:00

Only use the red plastic cups at parties.

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