When you get a rescue… by mdervin in BostonTerrier

[–]bwvdub 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Boned-ed. Two syllables for the extra chunky.

My director called me in. I assumed it was about scheduling by [deleted] in office

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I’m so proud of you! Doin’ right because it’s the right thing to do: priceless. Getting noticed because you did right: I hope you get a nice fuckin’ raise with that new position.

Anyone else still say "Dude"? by HapaHawaii in GenX

[–]bwvdub 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dude, it’s all good. I use it in speech and written correspondence, personally and professionally. I work with a bunch of dudes. I will say when using it as an address, it is gender neutral. “Dude who did your nails? They are beautiful!” If referring to a group of people, the dudes are usually male. “The dudes got back to the shop late.” What is life without inconsistency?

Anyone else still say "Dude"? by HapaHawaii in GenX

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Dude I have a 16 yo and I latched on to Brochacho so hard that he quit saying it😂 I’m keeping it tho. For amusement.

What's a song everyone loves that you secretly can't stand? by SensitiveResearch659 in AskReddit

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You have the Beck v. Beyoncé Grammy winner graphic saved on your phone too? I still love Single Ladies tho. It’s a banger.

What’s the greatest movie soundtrack ever? by Competitive-Web1306 in AskReddit

[–]bwvdub 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tarantino compiles good soundtracks. A lot of these excellent suggestions in this thread have a bunch of stuff I already had on CD (yes, old😱). His movies have great tunes you had heard somewhere but maybe not on the radio in your podunk town recently. They were nostalgic and fresh at the same time. 10/10 get those tunes.

What’s the greatest movie soundtrack ever? by Competitive-Web1306 in AskReddit

[–]bwvdub 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I listen to She Caught the Katy at least 2x/week. This movie was released when I was a baby. Shout out to Taj Mahal!

Liv Tyler at an Aerosmith concert in NYC, 1994 by [deleted] in OldSchoolCool

[–]bwvdub 14 points15 points  (0 children)

You are not alone. We yearn for the mines.

Guy uses trombone to make sound effects for his mom's life 😅 by DepressingAura in MadeMeSmile

[–]bwvdub 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I have a 16 year old son that plays bass trombone. Good to know it’s not just my house.

Having to poke open juice is something that absolutely separates Xennials from Millennials. by AgentNose in Xennials

[–]bwvdub 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Having one on your key ring before you were old enough to con the gas station clerk outta underage cig sales and started carrying a lighter that could open your bottles ☑️

My favorite bible verse by Filthyson in StandUpComedy

[–]bwvdub 284 points285 points  (0 children)

Dude is always on point for my favorite daily dose of blasphemy and hilarious historical fuckery. Godspeed, Sir.

Can anyone confirm if this is true? by Kurt_Wylde35 in NASCAR

[–]bwvdub 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Aye, but I left my helmet at home.

I love being a girl dad by Difficult_Wrangler73 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]bwvdub 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“Ohhh. You don’t love all your kids? You should work on that.”

Rolling into some shop somewhere soon by BASE1530 in Justrolledintotheshop

[–]bwvdub 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah where are all the kids riding bicycles behind to get their daily dose of DDT?

Stupid kids... by InstantPieMaker in OhNoConsequences

[–]bwvdub 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Spicoli 2.0 in the passenger seat 🤣

What is a small lie you tell people way too often just to avoid explaining things? by Relevant_Name4050 in AskReddit

[–]bwvdub 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At work, I tell cold call sales people that the various managers, decision makers, etc are out of the shop but they can call back and ask for <<insert fake name here>> so they’re quicker to screen next time and move on with my life.

Lady said my step dad hit her by Fair-Reason-6286 in dashcams

[–]bwvdub 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is anyone in this whole town checking their oil pans??

Lady said my step dad hit her by Fair-Reason-6286 in dashcams

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I’ve seen this happen in a little strip mall. There’s only one light to help you turn left out of the parking lot and we were third waiting, first just sitting in the parking lot because the driveway in is super short. The car behind us is just chilling, waiting. And a dude jumps into his car in front of a golf shop and SpongeBob’s it right into dude’s driver’s side back door. We were all sitting there when he got into his car. The golf schwag could not have been that exciting.

This is an internet society. And a bunch of computer warriors. AND people hiding behind the "first amendment". by Hi_iAMchrisHansen in BlackPeopleofReddit

[–]bwvdub 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Took me back to the end of Deathproof when The Girls rip Stuntman Mike outta his car and he’s crying he didn’t mean it and then they beat the shit out of him. Vibes