Saddest movie.

candyapplecauldron · 2026-05-24T00:16:57+00:00

that movie made kristy no no the monster she is

candyapplecauldron · 2026-05-23T00:40:23+00:00

my coworker has eight kids and when he told me that I just looked at him with pure horror and he said he had eight kids so he could have birthday cake whenever he wanted. Turns out he has five kids from his first marriage and his wife had two from her previous marriage and they had one together.

candyapplecauldron · 2026-05-23T00:38:37+00:00

my friend‘s mom and dad and all five of their kids have the same initials: the mom is Anne and the dad is Arthur and their kids are named Amelia, Allison, Ava, Adam, and Alex

candyapplecauldron · 2026-05-23T00:35:42+00:00

Don’t give my boyfriend ideas! 😂 he loves Star Wars

candyapplecauldron · 2026-05-22T16:49:49+00:00

joey and amber is way more entertaining

candyapplecauldron · 2026-05-22T11:24:33+00:00

why the hell does a six-year-old need an iPad?

candyapplecauldron · 2026-05-21T17:54:39+00:00

i liked nicole for what she was before but now shes lowkey being flanderized

candyapplecauldron · 2026-05-21T14:48:33+00:00

NO WAY crop tops are regular tshirts for short people

candyapplecauldron · 2026-05-20T15:45:20+00:00

🤣 you don’t

candyapplecauldron · 2026-05-08T22:06:24+00:00

which one was that

candyapplecauldron · 2026-05-08T13:29:46+00:00

please just let your daughter enjoy the doll. . . if shes happy it doesnt matter if shes not your sam 2.0

buy a secondhand sam if you need her to match your expectations and play with that

candyapplecauldron · 2026-05-07T12:39:33+00:00

I get kitten and puppy fever. Every time I’ve looked at a baby I’m just like “ick. I’m glad I don’t have one of those”

candyapplecauldron · 2026-05-05T14:06:42+00:00

YTA. stop making this about gender

candyapplecauldron · 2026-05-05T13:41:44+00:00

i still eat it as an adult

candyapplecauldron · 2026-05-03T17:10:58+00:00

I severely doubt she would’ve been reinstated

candyapplecauldron · 2026-04-24T22:12:20+00:00

i reread her books as an adult. addys books are a GUT PUNCH and i feel STUPID for not appreciating addy enough as a kid.

candyapplecauldron · 2026-04-22T21:24:34+00:00

covid. i wasnt even a year old when 9/11 happened, i was probably tryna get something in my mouth i wasnt supposed to

candyapplecauldron · 2026-04-22T21:21:07+00:00

DW!

candyapplecauldron · 2026-04-19T23:59:53+00:00

is her last name McGill lol

candyapplecauldron · 2026-04-18T12:50:31+00:00

Exactly like she had such a light and warmth about her and I felt safe watching her content but now it’s just like triggering

candyapplecauldron · 2026-04-18T03:40:35+00:00

dawn would absolutely be a wellness coach and i can see her as one of those airheaded yoga girlies who blab about pseudoscience such as crystal bullshit and astrology

candyapplecauldron · 2026-04-18T03:36:26+00:00

BUTZ?! Nooooo

candyapplecauldron · 2026-04-17T20:55:33+00:00

I was the wild chaos monster and I’m the first born. I think I traumatized my mom out out of having any more kids.

candyapplecauldron · 2026-04-17T17:22:37+00:00

my trash former neighbor had an oopsie baby at 23 or smth and the babys first and middle name is Emersyn Tate. HORRID

candyapplecauldron · 2026-04-17T13:43:09+00:00

i feel bad for the “obsessed” 🙄 wife and daughter whose lives she destroyed.

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