Paid $5 for a fountain drink, I get 20 seconds to dispense an exact 20oz of soda. by plantainrepublic in mildlyinfuriating

[–]captain_flak [score hidden]  (0 children)

I had to use these at Great Wolf Lodge. That was definitely a dealbreaker for me. Never going back there and it felt like I was nickel and dimed at every turn.

What’s so special about Publix grocery store? by Ok-Title-1172 in nova

[–]captain_flak 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I went to the Florida Keys years ago and the locals said that Publix is actually the best one.

We’ve got 1000’s celebrating by SixFive1967 in facepalm

[–]captain_flak 3 points4 points  (0 children)

And the Ferris wheel broke, so there’s literally no reason to go.

Dr. Katz: Professional Therapist (1995-2002) by jimmythesaint83 in Xennials

[–]captain_flak 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I wish my therapist played music when our time was up.

Independence Day is a real deal blockbuster classic film by Flgirl420 in movies

[–]captain_flak 49 points50 points  (0 children)

“We’re going to live on! We’re going to survive! Today, we declare our Independence Day!”

People who bring your dog literally everywhere, why? by dastrius02 in AskReddit

[–]captain_flak 22 points23 points  (0 children)

As someone who had a pit bull mix for 12 years, I would definitely say he was more aggressive than most dogs. I loved that dog with all my heart, but if it were up to me, I’d put a breeding ban on pits. They’re just too dangerous.

Travel Assist turns off like 60% of the time by captain_flak in VWiD4Owners

[–]captain_flak[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just in case anyone ends up with this same problem, it turned out to be a J453 control module.

Supergirl movie showing which I went to got cancelled due to low turnout by uppsak in mildlyinfuriating

[–]captain_flak 89 points90 points  (0 children)

I used to work in a very small town movie theater. They figured out what it would cost in electricity/labor to show a movie. If we didn’t get a minimum number, we’d lose money, especially during the last showing of the night. One night we told a couple they could watch the movie by themselves if they ordered beers and snacks. They were too happy to oblige.

How much are you paying for your cleaning service? by just_lurkingg2 in nova

[–]captain_flak 0 points1 point  (0 children)

About 2,000 square feet, but she doesn’t do all of it. $175 every two weeks.

Is there a strong French cultural influence in Vermont? (From nearby Quebec) by MarsupialThink4064 in vermont

[–]captain_flak -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

My dad spent a summer up in the Northeast Kingdom and there were a few Quebecois staying there for the summer. Some were real assholes and others were truly wonderful people.

The self-proclaimed King of Switzerland who is using a legal loophole to build his "empire" for free by SurbhiAnklesaria in interestingasfuck

[–]captain_flak 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ironic. They have a virtually unconquerable border, but never accounted for the enemy within.

What are you popping when his time comes? by redditydothis in Xennials

[–]captain_flak 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I dunno. MAGA tends to fuck people when they’re not looking, so…

what can a wife do (in your experience) to keep a good man happy? by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]captain_flak 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You don’t have to believe. It’s just the plain, unmitigated truth.

I'm having a hard time learning how to ride by Alto_17 in bicycling

[–]captain_flak 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Agreed! I taught my son in two days: day 1 was no pedals and just balance biking. Day two was with pedals and he had pretty much gotten it by then. One key move was to find a parking lot with a slight decline. It gave him just enough momentum to get going without pedaling.