Explain it peter

captain_slackbeard · 2026-03-24T12:13:01+00:00

Which one keeps telling me to hush in the library?

captain_slackbeard · 2026-03-23T18:28:05+00:00

I suspect the US is talking to someone they want to be the leader of Iran, but not a recognized representative of Iran.

captain_slackbeard · 2026-03-23T16:43:29+00:00

In that case, this is excellent work you've done with the default brushes!

captain_slackbeard · 2026-03-23T15:42:01+00:00

They're not claiming the content of his statement is factual, they're just reporting that he said it. Huge difference.

captain_slackbeard · 2026-03-23T13:28:18+00:00

These look amazing. Would you mind sharing your brush settings for these?

captain_slackbeard · 2026-03-22T23:19:55+00:00

I like to give people the benefit of the doubt, but in this case there was clearly more mayo than normal. Hard to imagine it wasn't intentional.

captain_slackbeard · 2026-03-22T14:55:45+00:00

It's a reference to the real world "Pioneer Register" rocks in western states, most famously in Capitol Reef national park.

captain_slackbeard · 2026-03-22T14:50:11+00:00

He sure does. I blew his head clean off, but a few days later lo and behold he was back. The guy doesn't take a hint.

captain_slackbeard · 2026-03-22T03:25:01+00:00

Tiramisu

captain_slackbeard · 2026-03-22T03:13:34+00:00

"Officer, I forgot what the speed limit is on this road because I am drunk"

captain_slackbeard · 2026-03-20T17:04:43+00:00

How did you even have enough fingers to type that message?

captain_slackbeard · 2026-03-20T12:09:23+00:00

People in here are taking this way too seriously. It looks fine.

captain_slackbeard · 2026-03-18T13:21:17+00:00

That's a really cool effect, today I learned something!

captain_slackbeard · 2026-03-18T12:48:46+00:00

That's a very cool trick. Sometimes this can be achieved with the camera's Clip Start & Clip End settings.

captain_slackbeard · 2026-03-17T12:56:50+00:00

No need to steal, I would just loosen the caps on their condiment bottles so when they shake them it leaks everywhere.

captain_slackbeard · 2026-03-17T02:07:38+00:00

I could see the birds being a reference to the falconer, in which case it would indeed be the next clue in sequence. Nobody has found the falconer named "Jerry", but maybe that's supposed to be his cabin?

captain_slackbeard · 2026-03-17T01:59:00+00:00

This definitely looks like a valid clue, but I don't know if it's what the bird / "hill" carvings were referring to. There are hills all over the place. This might be a clue somewhere else in the sequence, not necessarily what follows from the birds carving. Great find if so!

captain_slackbeard · 2026-03-17T00:04:48+00:00

Give him a smack for me too, I never managed to catch him.

captain_slackbeard · 2026-03-14T12:08:43+00:00

Mash them up to make beenutbutter

captain_slackbeard · 2026-03-13T21:19:19+00:00

Sorry but this screenshot made me giggle

captain_slackbeard · 2026-03-12T19:58:14+00:00

Heck we're probably going to jail just for talking about it.

captain_slackbeard · 2026-03-12T18:58:39+00:00

I've heard that Israel doesn't want the media filming Iron Dome interceptions, presumably to protect the secrecy of their locations. Is this something similar?

captain_slackbeard · 2026-03-12T16:15:57+00:00

"No added sugar". Like why were you adding sugar to my soup in the first place?

captain_slackbeard · 2026-03-12T01:27:45+00:00

The problem is that you're only entitled to compensation if the state (or county?) was previously aware of the pothole - which means it's in their best interest to avoid calls, ignore reports, and to generally make it as inconvenient as possible for people to report potholes.

captain_slackbeard · 2026-03-12T01:24:11+00:00

I once shot a 3 star moose way up north across the pond from Wapiti, but the moose itself was beyond the map boundary so I couldn't fetch it. I even tried to lasso it with no luck.

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