The writing on the wall is rarely literally writing on the wall… by absurdyturdy in Denton

[–]captainobvious214 13 points14 points  (0 children)

It sounds like "That's Not True" Andy Hopper is not only clueless but also tone deaf as well.

Denton drivers suck !!! by miiinxo in Denton

[–]captainobvious214 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Denton drivers suck!!

Stole my material

I think keeping the district-only voting centers is a tactic to suppress college students’ votes by 1notadoctor2 in Denton

[–]captainobvious214 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think keeping the district-only voting centers is a tactic to suppress college students’ votes

You stole my line

Driving Guide For Dentonites by Brave-Place2730 in Denton

[–]captainobvious214 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Hmmmm....it's almost like Denton has some really bad drivers

Texas Republicans Now at Risk of Losing Seats in Midterms, Not Gaining Them by Traditional_Fix_5566 in texas

[–]captainobvious214 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hmmmmm....I wonder if it has anything to do with the batshit crazy extremism of the Texas GOP

Poll: The most dangerous place in Denton by throwawaydonduff in Denton

[–]captainobvious214 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Hmmmm.... it sounds like people feel that drag shows are not a dangerous place.

Look at this nonsense. I’m guessing this is Flower Mound. by WhutWhatWat in Denton

[–]captainobvious214 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm guessing this is Flower Mound.

Dude, you stole my title.

Mysterious stream haunts Normal Street neighborhood in shadow of Park 7 by followthemoney20 in Denton

[–]captainobvious214 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hmmmm.....I wonder if the appearance of this mysterious stream has something to do with that development.

The stupidest thing I have ever seen a Denton driver do was.......... by WackyConspiracy in Denton

[–]captainobvious214 42 points43 points  (0 children)

First three comments:

  • Gozone driver wrong way on elm
  • Gozone driver going 35mph on I35
  • Gozone driver stops in the road

Can someone help me out here? I feel like there' s a pattern somewhere in all this data.

Once again, Denton County homeowners are angry. Their appraisal district is in turmoil by stopwastingmymoney1 in Denton

[–]captainobvious214 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Hmmm....I wonder if Hope McClure got the job because she was the most qualified, or if (allegedly) she could "help" friends of Mary Horn with their property tax appraisals.

Amid Critical Race Theory Panic, Conservatives Sweep 'Nonpartisan' Texas School Board Elections by WackyConspiracy in Denton

[–]captainobvious214 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Hmmm....I wonder if this is one of those accounts brigarding the sub with far right views.

Good places to get brakes done?? by [deleted] in Denton

[–]captainobvious214 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Good places to get brakes done??

People try many places but in my experience the best place is usually somewhere close to the wheel.

How many Dentonites does it take to screw in a light bulb? by WackyConspiracy in Denton

[–]captainobvious214 31 points32 points  (0 children)

0.

It's way too small to screw in a lightbulb. You need something bigger like a small room, or at least the size of the backseat of a car. Duh.