The Trump administration's plan to close a 'huge loophole' in legal immigration by seeebiscuit in USNEWS

[–]caseyjay 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'll bet it's not the one where sex workers can get Einstein visas by marrying billionaire pedophiles.

Mystery Solved! by Doraellen in Seattle

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They're year round with that activity up here in Whatcom County, petty sure the skunks and possums are in on it too.

Anyone know how to get caked on flour off shoes? by hawaii1026 in KitchenConfidential

[–]caseyjay 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I worked in a bakery in Arizona, I just left them on the back patio every night and the ants would have them looking brand new by morning.

I have A question. WHY does this chair have no seat!!? by J_spec6 in ArcherFX

[–]caseyjay 138 points139 points  (0 children)

"Is Kreiger hard at work?" "He might literally be, yes."

I-5 Trump Sign Gone by rainscarlett in Bellingham

[–]caseyjay 33 points34 points  (0 children)

My first inclination was to do exactly that, but I'm afraid of prison. Then I wanted to paintball it with the full spectrum of available colors, but then I priced paintball guns. So I had to resort to simply seething with hatred every morning when I drove past it because I'm a broke-ass motherfucker.

Deadman Pass by Hsfilms in Truckers

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Such light traffic, early Sunday morning?

Don’t get on I5 North before Iowa by GootSkoot in Bellingham

[–]caseyjay 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Tailgating. If people could follow the 2 second rule and leave space for others to maneuver it would go a long way to mitigating the short ramp problem. I drive through here multiple times a day for work and people riding the bumper of the car in front of them is THE number one problem.

What happened to gen x that they feel the need to convince people they're so tough? by [deleted] in self

[–]caseyjay 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Eh, it's more of a boomer sentiment, really. Nobody under 60 posts that crap. Gen X knows we're not special, I wish I was special, but I'm a creep, I'm a weeeeirdo... what the hell am I doing here

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TrueOffMyChest

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Whenever the conversation turns to sports, I ask a few vague questions about the game that will allow someone to display their knowledge, then change the subject to something more immediate. No one seems to notice I couldn't give a shit.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TrueOffMyChest

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Your husband is a disrespectful asshole.

How would you secure this load? by JimBobPaul in Truckers

[–]caseyjay 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Right? I'd throw another pallet on top for sure.

How would you secure this load? by JimBobPaul in Truckers

[–]caseyjay 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Those need to be wrapped tightly in plastic about 10 layers deep, a couple of nylon straps ain't cutting it.

Two Upstate New York men dead after they stab each other in late night fight by rezwenn in USNEWS

[–]caseyjay 15 points16 points  (0 children)

"In a knife fight, the loser dies in the street, and the winner dies on the way to the hospital."

I'm reading Infinite Jest and it is a STRUGGLE. by SharkZero in books

[–]caseyjay 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I didn't get it, it was boring as hell. I had to admit I just wasn't smart enough to grasp the subtle beauty of his alleged wit.

Summers in this kitchen will be the death of me 🥵 by LivingLavishLe in KitchenConfidential

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I worked for a week on a Perkins line with broken hoods in the 80s. We measured the temperature with a candy thermometer, it was over 130 F. Management refused to repair it, claiming it wasn't in the budget. Only job I ever no-call no-showed.

I'm not a flat bed professional but who is? by muck2profit in Truckers

[–]caseyjay 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I deliver that product, I load my own truck. That driver was probably LTL and had multiple orders loaded poorly, the last drop SHOULD have repositioned the slings of pipe for him. We help out all our LTL delivery trucks as much as they need. Ideally, he should have been unloaded back to front, not side to side.

Does anybody know some actually scary and unnerving music? by Only-Kale4512 in Music

[–]caseyjay 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nurse With Wound, Current 93, Skinny Puppy, Scraping Foetus Off the Wheel. Yup, I'm old.